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Fiesta Spider
King For A Couple Of Days
Age: 27
Gender: Female
Posts: 2645 | February 27th, 2011 at 08:16am Granted but his Camera self combusted when Mike Smiled.
I wish Mike could kick my neighbour's dogs in the ass. |
iWillNawmYerFaaaace
Idiot
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 675 | February 27th, 2011 at 11:09am Granted, but the dogs are ninja dogs, and they go all kung-fu on him.
I wish Mike could fix my teenage drama problems :/ |
iWillNawmYerFaaaace
Idiot
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 675 | March 12th, 2011 at 11:27am Wait nvm! I wish Mike had a Bass fetish  |
Fiesta Spider
King For A Couple Of Days
Age: 27
Gender: Female
Posts: 2645 | March 12th, 2011 at 11:34am Granted but he spends too much time with it instead of spending time with Brixton, Ryan and Brittney. Causing a divorce, he gets depressed and starts to take drugs more often and dies. 
What if Mike had a Tree Fetish? |
iWillNawmYerFaaaace
Idiot
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 675 | March 13th, 2011 at 12:40am Then I'd just stare and watch while standing next to you. Then I'd look to you, and simply ask, "Why did you ask a 'What if' question when this was 'Corrupt a Wish'?
What if Mike could transform into a dwagin? |
Fiesta Spider
King For A Couple Of Days
Age: 27
Gender: Female
Posts: 2645 | April 2nd, 2011 at 03:39pm He should be fire breathing one :3 (I'm guessing Dwagin is Dragon?)
I wish Mike was a Fire Breathing Dragon |
Lt. Sarcasm
Geek
Age: 27
Gender: Female
Posts: 156 | April 2nd, 2011 at 05:02pm but then he'd burn your house down.
I wish Mike would give me one of his basses. |
Mike Dirnt.
King For A Couple Of Days
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 2712
 | April 8th, 2011 at 09:25pm granted but he actually gives you a sea bass.
i wish mike lived next door |
Lt. Sarcasm
Geek
Age: 27
Gender: Female
Posts: 156 | April 8th, 2011 at 11:54pm but he'd play death metal at one in the morning really loud every night.
i wish Mike was my teacher. |
Mike Dirnt.
King For A Couple Of Days
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 2712
| April 9th, 2011 at 09:16pm granted but you fall asleep in ev ery class
i wish that mike would play at my party |
Cre Tool.
Jackass
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 1369 | April 13th, 2011 at 06:39am Granted but he's drunk and he plays really bad and troubles all your friends, and that's he worst party ever.
I wish Mike was my brother |
Fiesta Spider
King For A Couple Of Days
Age: 27
Gender: Female
Posts: 2645 | April 13th, 2011 at 03:51pm Granted but he's always pissing you off everyday
I wish Mike did my homework for me instead |
Lt. Sarcasm
Geek
Age: 27
Gender: Female
Posts: 156 | April 14th, 2011 at 01:47am But he'd get everything wrong.
I wish Mike bought me music. |
u r a smeghead
Idiot
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 724
 | August 30th, 2011 at 12:51am Granted but it's all music that you hate.
I wish Mike would give me a hug. |
BetterThanAir
Geek
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 122 | March 5th, 2012 at 05:16pm Granted, but he is quickly pulled away from you by another fan.
I wish Mike would notice me at a concert. |
Gerry
Addict
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 10821
| March 5th, 2012 at 05:18pm granted
I wish Mike lived with me |
BetterThanAir
Geek
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 122 | March 5th, 2012 at 05:36pm Granted, but he moves out immediately.
I wish Mike wasn't so quiet. |
Gerry
Addict
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 10821
| March 5th, 2012 at 05:37pm granted
I wish Mike was a stripper |
BetterThanAir
Geek
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 122 | March 5th, 2012 at 05:41pm Granted, but his wife would make him quit.
I wish Mike would throw guitar picks at the crowd (like Tommy from Hedley does.) |
Gerry
Addict
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 10821
| March 5th, 2012 at 05:42pm granted
I wish Mike would host SNL |
