Corrupt a Wish

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Fiesta Spider
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Fiesta Spider
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February 27th, 2011 at 08:16am
Granted but his Camera self combusted when Mike Smiled.

I wish Mike could kick my neighbour's dogs in the ass.
iWillNawmYerFaaaace
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February 27th, 2011 at 11:09am
Granted, but the dogs are ninja dogs, and they go all kung-fu on him.

I wish Mike could fix my teenage drama problems :/
iWillNawmYerFaaaace
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March 12th, 2011 at 11:27am
Wait nvm! I wish Mike had a Bass fetish Very Happy
Fiesta Spider
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March 12th, 2011 at 11:34am
Granted but he spends too much time with it instead of spending time with Brixton, Ryan and Brittney. Causing a divorce, he gets depressed and starts to take drugs more often and dies. omgno

What if Mike had a Tree Fetish?
iWillNawmYerFaaaace
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March 13th, 2011 at 12:40am
Then I'd just stare and watch while standing next to you. Then I'd look to you, and simply ask, "Why did you ask a 'What if' question when this was 'Corrupt a Wish'?

What if Mike could transform into a dwagin?
Fiesta Spider
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Fiesta Spider
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April 2nd, 2011 at 03:39pm
He should be fire breathing one :3 (I'm guessing Dwagin is Dragon?)

I wish Mike was a Fire Breathing Dragon
Lt. Sarcasm
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Lt. Sarcasm
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April 2nd, 2011 at 05:02pm
but then he'd burn your house down.

I wish Mike would give me one of his basses.
Mike Dirnt.
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Mike Dirnt.
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Mibba
April 8th, 2011 at 09:25pm
granted but he actually gives you a sea bass.

i wish mike lived next door
Lt. Sarcasm
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April 8th, 2011 at 11:54pm
but he'd play death metal at one in the morning really loud every night.

i wish Mike was my teacher.
Mike Dirnt.
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Mike Dirnt.
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Mibba
April 9th, 2011 at 09:16pm
granted but you fall asleep in ev ery class

i wish that mike would play at my party
Cre Tool.
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April 13th, 2011 at 06:39am
Granted but he's drunk and he plays really bad and troubles all your friends, and that's he worst party ever.

I wish Mike was my brother
Fiesta Spider
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April 13th, 2011 at 03:51pm
Granted but he's always pissing you off everyday

I wish Mike did my homework for me instead Very Happy
Lt. Sarcasm
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April 14th, 2011 at 01:47am
But he'd get everything wrong.

I wish Mike bought me music.
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u r a smeghead
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August 30th, 2011 at 12:51am
Granted but it's all music that you hate.

I wish Mike would give me a hug.
BetterThanAir
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BetterThanAir
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March 5th, 2012 at 05:16pm
Granted, but he is quickly pulled away from you by another fan.
I wish Mike would notice me at a concert.
Jareth
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March 5th, 2012 at 05:18pm
granted
I wish Mike lived with me
BetterThanAir
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BetterThanAir
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March 5th, 2012 at 05:36pm
Granted, but he moves out immediately.
I wish Mike wasn't so quiet.
Jareth
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March 5th, 2012 at 05:37pm
granted
I wish Mike was a stripper
BetterThanAir
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BetterThanAir
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March 5th, 2012 at 05:41pm
Granted, but his wife would make him quit.
I wish Mike would throw guitar picks at the crowd (like Tommy from Hedley does.)
Jareth
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March 5th, 2012 at 05:42pm
granted
I wish Mike would host SNL
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