Tré And The Chocolate Factory, chapter 4
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Everything was going wrong for Billie Joe at this point because Adie had walked off; Tré was trying to employ Joey and Jakob as Oompa Loompas and he had stepped in Tré's chocolate dog crap.
"Tré stop trying to employ my two sons as stupid little monkeys, and get out of that ridiculous suit it makes your ass look huge!" Billie Joe insisted.
Tré looked really hurt when Billie said this to him. He hung his head in shame and slowly walked off.
"Billie! Why did you have to my dad? Now he's all upsetted." Joey said with Billie Joe's famous pouting position, tapping his foot on the ground.
Tré walked out with Mike's bass guitar as a skirt (like those "popular" ppl do) along with Billie Joe's leopard print man thong and guarder belt. He had a really thick black hoodie on as well. He looked like a plum.
"Now are you all ready for the tour?" Tré said trying to smile but had a really bad draft going up his so called skirt.
"So Joey this is your daddy?" Billie Joe pointed at Tré as he looked laughingly at his son.
"Umm... Yeah of coarse can't you see the resemblance... Look I'll help you out!" Joey ran off into the changing room and walked back out in the exact same outfit Tré was except in a smaller version.
Billie Joe looked stunned at what his oldest son had just done.
***In the factory***
As Tré lead Billie Joe, Jakob and Joey through the chocolate covered doors Joey got a lump in his trousers. (Joey and Jakob are both very sexually active kids, I mean who wouldn't be with a dad like Billie Joe) Joey saw the prettiest girl in the world, in his eyes. This girl had brown chocolatey eyes like the chocolate she was covered in and she had long brownie hair. As she danced around the other little people, she sung "railing's in the toilet" Joey's favourite song.
"Little Oompa Loompas,
Bring lots of sweets,
Little Oompa Loompas,
Bring lots of treats."
Tré's voice echoed through out the factory and a sudden rush of little people ran up to Billie Joe, Joey and Jakob. Jakob hide behind his dad for protection and Tré ran around like a hyper little girl in a pink frilly dress.
"Jakob this should be the other way around your taller!" Billie Joe switched himself and his son around so he was hiding behind Jakob.
Joey finally saw the girl of his dreams.
"Hey I'm Joey, Billie Joe Armstrong's son, you may have of me."
"No not really! Wait Billie Joe Armstrong what you mean Billie Joe the lead singer from Green day?" Kerrie said really excitedly.
"Yes the same dude. Yeah he's my dad." Joey pointed to Billie Joe.
Kerrie ran over to him and stood there staring at him for about ten seconds. Until she decided to ask "Are you Billie Joe Armstrong from Green day?"
"Yes?" Billie Joe got a bit confused because this girl worked for a Green day member anyway.
"Wow! Do you know Tré cool the drummer? I think that he is so fit." Kerrie's eyes widened.
Billie Joe laughed at first which soon faded as he saw that the girl was serious.
"Umm... Little gir! L Tré cool is the guy who employed you!"
"What? You mean the talking the monkey in a suit. No! That wasn't Tré. Was it?"...
Everything was going wrong for Billie Joe at this point because Adie had walked off; Tré was trying to employ Joey and Jakob as Oompa Loompas and he had stepped in Tré's chocolate dog crap.
"Tré stop trying to employ my two sons as stupid little monkeys, and get out of that ridiculous suit it makes your ass look huge!" Billie Joe insisted.
Tré looked really hurt when Billie said this to him. He hung his head in shame and slowly walked off.
"Billie! Why did you have to my dad? Now he's all upsetted." Joey said with Billie Joe's famous pouting position, tapping his foot on the ground.
Tré walked out with Mike's bass guitar as a skirt (like those "popular" ppl do) along with Billie Joe's leopard print man thong and guarder belt. He had a really thick black hoodie on as well. He looked like a plum.
"Now are you all ready for the tour?" Tré said trying to smile but had a really bad draft going up his so called skirt.
"So Joey this is your daddy?" Billie Joe pointed at Tré as he looked laughingly at his son.
"Umm... Yeah of coarse can't you see the resemblance... Look I'll help you out!" Joey ran off into the changing room and walked back out in the exact same outfit Tré was except in a smaller version.
Billie Joe looked stunned at what his oldest son had just done.
***In the factory***
As Tré lead Billie Joe, Jakob and Joey through the chocolate covered doors Joey got a lump in his trousers. (Joey and Jakob are both very sexually active kids, I mean who wouldn't be with a dad like Billie Joe) Joey saw the prettiest girl in the world, in his eyes. This girl had brown chocolatey eyes like the chocolate she was covered in and she had long brownie hair. As she danced around the other little people, she sung "railing's in the toilet" Joey's favourite song.
"Little Oompa Loompas,
Bring lots of sweets,
Little Oompa Loompas,
Bring lots of treats."
Tré's voice echoed through out the factory and a sudden rush of little people ran up to Billie Joe, Joey and Jakob. Jakob hide behind his dad for protection and Tré ran around like a hyper little girl in a pink frilly dress.
"Jakob this should be the other way around your taller!" Billie Joe switched himself and his son around so he was hiding behind Jakob.
Joey finally saw the girl of his dreams.
"Hey I'm Joey, Billie Joe Armstrong's son, you may have of me."
"No not really! Wait Billie Joe Armstrong what you mean Billie Joe the lead singer from Green day?" Kerrie said really excitedly.
"Yes the same dude. Yeah he's my dad." Joey pointed to Billie Joe.
Kerrie ran over to him and stood there staring at him for about ten seconds. Until she decided to ask "Are you Billie Joe Armstrong from Green day?"
"Yes?" Billie Joe got a bit confused because this girl worked for a Green day member anyway.
"Wow! Do you know Tré cool the drummer? I think that he is so fit." Kerrie's eyes widened.
Billie Joe laughed at first which soon faded as he saw that the girl was serious.
"Umm... Little gir! L Tré cool is the guy who employed you!"
"What? You mean the talking the monkey in a suit. No! That wasn't Tré. Was it?"...
