The Lives of 5 Idiots, chapter 3
Tre in Mr.Bonters office...
Tre walked into Mr.Bonters office reluctantly, gosh he hated this room, it was pink with drawings of bunnys and turtles...and sharks...wait, Mr.B has a new pet, its a...cucumber...with googley eyes glued on...ok thats just plain weird. As Tre looked around he saw Evan sitting in the corner, humming ba ba black sheep to himself, it reminded him of the first day he met Jade and Abby, though their first encounter they laughed at him, and the second they told him to leave, but he knew that they would be good friends. His eye shed a tear at this memory, a tear of joy. But then of course Evan and Mr. B had to ruin it by starting their own little conversation.
"So Evan how are you today?"
"Fine thank-you, i flunked a test though"
Mr.B gasped, this was the 19th test he flunked this week! (though hes never even passed a test in his life)
"Uhhh! Evan! This isn't good at all! Do you want to be a garbage man when you grow up!!!!"
"As a matter of fact I do, how'd you know Mr.B, are you a magical unicorn?"
Mr.B sighed and turned to face Tre.
"Now Frank, that wasn't very nice to curse at me, it is VERY hard to say humid."
Tre looked at him like he was mentally retarded (though he probably was). Tre didn't think he'd ever find someone more idiotic than him. But anywhoo.
"Well anyways what punishment do i get?"
"Hmmmm..."
*Mr.B thinks to himself for 20 minutes*
"Haha! You can scrub the gym floors with Jade today at lunch!"
"..What did Jade do?"
"She offended my rubber duck..."
"..."
"Oh look it's lunch now, toodles Tre!!!"
Tre watched in disbelief as Mr.B ran down the halls singing Maddona's like a virgin.
Tre's POV
Eggselent, a whole period with Jade, i hope she wont run away if i try to hug her...
My POV
Ughhhh!!! Why do I have to scrub these floors all by myself!!! All i said was that Mr. B's duck was gay!!! I then looked at my mop and sponge in defeat. Just then Tre came skipping into the gym. I wonder what he's doing here.
Tre walked into Mr.Bonters office reluctantly, gosh he hated this room, it was pink with drawings of bunnys and turtles...and sharks...wait, Mr.B has a new pet, its a...cucumber...with googley eyes glued on...ok thats just plain weird. As Tre looked around he saw Evan sitting in the corner, humming ba ba black sheep to himself, it reminded him of the first day he met Jade and Abby, though their first encounter they laughed at him, and the second they told him to leave, but he knew that they would be good friends. His eye shed a tear at this memory, a tear of joy. But then of course Evan and Mr. B had to ruin it by starting their own little conversation.
"So Evan how are you today?"
"Fine thank-you, i flunked a test though"
Mr.B gasped, this was the 19th test he flunked this week! (though hes never even passed a test in his life)
"Uhhh! Evan! This isn't good at all! Do you want to be a garbage man when you grow up!!!!"
"As a matter of fact I do, how'd you know Mr.B, are you a magical unicorn?"
Mr.B sighed and turned to face Tre.
"Now Frank, that wasn't very nice to curse at me, it is VERY hard to say humid."
Tre looked at him like he was mentally retarded (though he probably was). Tre didn't think he'd ever find someone more idiotic than him. But anywhoo.
"Well anyways what punishment do i get?"
"Hmmmm..."
*Mr.B thinks to himself for 20 minutes*
"Haha! You can scrub the gym floors with Jade today at lunch!"
"..What did Jade do?"
"She offended my rubber duck..."
"..."
"Oh look it's lunch now, toodles Tre!!!"
Tre watched in disbelief as Mr.B ran down the halls singing Maddona's like a virgin.
Tre's POV
Eggselent, a whole period with Jade, i hope she wont run away if i try to hug her...
My POV
Ughhhh!!! Why do I have to scrub these floors all by myself!!! All i said was that Mr. B's duck was gay!!! I then looked at my mop and sponge in defeat. Just then Tre came skipping into the gym. I wonder what he's doing here.
