The Lives of 5 Idiots, chapter 2
Various Flash-backs of Days in Public School
One day in school (now in grade 7), we were all outside for recess, (me, Abby, Tre, Mike, Billie, Snoop. Ludacris, Llyod, Eminem, 50cent, Phil, Justin, etc). We were sitting on our beloved benches, me and Abby were absent mindedly talking and making fun of Evan, who was standing in the middle of a field staring at grass. Just then Tre announced that he dared Justin to eat a worm, so we all stared at him as he ate the worm, he licked his lips, he said it tasted sour. We all looked very distubingly at him.
Snoop said "It's a G thang!"
Ludacris then giggled to himself and fell off the bench, we heard a crack and looked to see if he was alright, it turned out he broke hs wrist. I gasped, and Luda (his nickname) yelled," THATS 3 DOLLARS A GLASS!"
Mike told him to go with Phil to the nurses office, though they would do a drug test but its not like anyone cared if he did crack, everone knew, I mean, what would Luda do with out his crack! Well actually Mr. Bonter cared, he'd make you sit on the floor and lecture you about why you shouldn't litter, and why we don't live on Pluto. Anywhoo on with the story.
After Luda and Phil walked away (Luda was STILL giggling to himself). Justin said he would eat another worm because the last one tasted wonderfull. We all watched in amasement, I noticed that his eyebrow twitched, and when we was eating the worm he giggled at a leaf. He then yelled "This one tasted chocolatey!"
After that the bell rang and we got up and started walking back to class, Mr. Bonter decided he needed to walk everyone to the door and was trying to pronounce "humid".
Tre got mad at him for not being able to pronounce it and yelled "YOU STINKY ASS REDNECK! ITS HUMID! GOSH YOU FREAKIN BONER!"
Everyone stopped dead in their tracks and turned to face Tre. It was a very uncomfortable silence until Evan yelled from somewhere in the back "Hey! That's my line! You stinky ass redneck!"
Then Kyle Barry (a student at the school) muttered "Freakin boner..."
I never knew Tre would say something stupid like that to Mr. Bonter, seeing as he would get a lecture about raccoons. But of course Tre being Tre, he did. Mike then whispered to me "The last time I said something to Mr. B, he told me about the life cycle of toads..."
I gulped, then looked around at Billie Joe, he was playing with a peice of rope. Waittt... Where in the world did he get a rope... He just tied it into looking like an emu... Umm.
Mr. Bonter then finally said "Ohhh Tre, now that wasn't very nice. Could you come to my office please, you can help me decorate the walls with dollies! Ohhh and with pictures of bunnys and um oh yeah! TURTLES!" We all watched as Tre walked away to something almost as terrible as death.
One day in school (now in grade 7), we were all outside for recess, (me, Abby, Tre, Mike, Billie, Snoop. Ludacris, Llyod, Eminem, 50cent, Phil, Justin, etc). We were sitting on our beloved benches, me and Abby were absent mindedly talking and making fun of Evan, who was standing in the middle of a field staring at grass. Just then Tre announced that he dared Justin to eat a worm, so we all stared at him as he ate the worm, he licked his lips, he said it tasted sour. We all looked very distubingly at him.
Snoop said "It's a G thang!"
Ludacris then giggled to himself and fell off the bench, we heard a crack and looked to see if he was alright, it turned out he broke hs wrist. I gasped, and Luda (his nickname) yelled," THATS 3 DOLLARS A GLASS!"
Mike told him to go with Phil to the nurses office, though they would do a drug test but its not like anyone cared if he did crack, everone knew, I mean, what would Luda do with out his crack! Well actually Mr. Bonter cared, he'd make you sit on the floor and lecture you about why you shouldn't litter, and why we don't live on Pluto. Anywhoo on with the story.
After Luda and Phil walked away (Luda was STILL giggling to himself). Justin said he would eat another worm because the last one tasted wonderfull. We all watched in amasement, I noticed that his eyebrow twitched, and when we was eating the worm he giggled at a leaf. He then yelled "This one tasted chocolatey!"
After that the bell rang and we got up and started walking back to class, Mr. Bonter decided he needed to walk everyone to the door and was trying to pronounce "humid".
Tre got mad at him for not being able to pronounce it and yelled "YOU STINKY ASS REDNECK! ITS HUMID! GOSH YOU FREAKIN BONER!"
Everyone stopped dead in their tracks and turned to face Tre. It was a very uncomfortable silence until Evan yelled from somewhere in the back "Hey! That's my line! You stinky ass redneck!"
Then Kyle Barry (a student at the school) muttered "Freakin boner..."
I never knew Tre would say something stupid like that to Mr. Bonter, seeing as he would get a lecture about raccoons. But of course Tre being Tre, he did. Mike then whispered to me "The last time I said something to Mr. B, he told me about the life cycle of toads..."
I gulped, then looked around at Billie Joe, he was playing with a peice of rope. Waittt... Where in the world did he get a rope... He just tied it into looking like an emu... Umm.
Mr. Bonter then finally said "Ohhh Tre, now that wasn't very nice. Could you come to my office please, you can help me decorate the walls with dollies! Ohhh and with pictures of bunnys and um oh yeah! TURTLES!" We all watched as Tre walked away to something almost as terrible as death.
