Stupid Billie, chapter 1
Hello, and welcome to the introduction. This story is written by Sami and Thea. You'll probably know the celebrities, but heres a little information to refresh your memory. There are also descriptions of us and our friends. Anyway, read and enjoy.
Billie Joe Armstrong - The fucking awesome lead singer and guitarist of Green Day. Currently, he has black hair, and green eyes. He wears eyeliner most of the time. He never finished high school, and at age 33, that is now creating a problem.
Mike Dirnt - The incredibly talented bassist of Green Day. Currently he has blonde hair and blue eyes. Hes too hot for eyeliner, and he graduated high school He is also 33.
Tre Cool, aka Frank Wright III - The insane and hilarious drummer of Green Day. He currently has blonde hair and blue eyes. He wears eyeliner, like Billie Joe. Hes 32 and perverted, but we love him anyway.
Bam Margera - Pro skateboarder for Element. He has brown hair and blue eyes. He graduated high school and is now 27.
They all have lots of tattoos...I want a tattoo.
Okay then, on to the people you dont know. We're all 13 right now.
Veronica- A tall brunette with brown eyes. She tends to complain about her thick hair, but I think its pretty. She is the groupie killer and the only one of the four friends that doesn't wear eyeliner on a daily basis. Shes also probably the smartest of the four friends academically...but other than that she seems to have lost her brain. Shes in the highest level of eighth grade classes in our school.
Caitlin - An average height blonde with blue eyes. Her hair is cut short and really cool that way. Shes definitely the thinnest of the four. Shes planning on learning guitar, and shes the person that first brought up going to the Green Day concert. She also rides horses and leased one over the summer. She's probably the most patient of the four. Sometimes shell have spaz attacks when shes particularly excited.
Thea - A short brunette with brown eyes. Her hair is shoulder-length and thick and evil. She's learning guitar and wants to learn how to play bass and drums afterwards. Shes the one that most often gets her locker jammed and swears too loudly in the halls. She's also in the highest level of eighth grade classes, but doesnt seem to have any common sense. The person to come to when you want revenge on some idiot who pissed you off, and most likely to do stupid things.
Sami - I purposely put her last because she wouldnt type the damn descriptions. She's an average height blonde with long hair and pale skin. She's going to learn drums, and she's the person that organized everything and got us to that concert. She's the person to turn to when you need information, or just to talk about how evil health class is. She'll laugh her ass off when you do something stupid, and then ask if youre okay. She's the person whose house we hang out at most often, but thats because she has to baby-sit, and its a good source of vodka. She can type more, I'm terrible at these stupid things...
***
What the hell Billie? Tre shouted angrily. How did you get roped into this fucking thing?"
"They didnt give me a fucking choice!" Billie Joe said, just as pissed off as Tre.
Mike looked irritated too. "I cant believe you forgot everything! And why do I have to go back?"
Tre sighed impatiently. "This is insane...stupid Billie."
"Shut the fuck up."
Tre got up and left, leaving Mike and Billie alone.
Mike sat down next to Billie, who was still steaming. "Seriously, why are we doing this? " He asked, more calmly than Tre.
Billie shrugged. "I'm just stupid."
Mike laughed. "Then why are we all going?"
"Moral support? Please dont make me go back on my own!" Billie gave puppy-dog eyes.
His band-mate laughed again. "Fine. Lets call Bam (Bam Margera that is) too though."
"Bam? Why?"
"He can be your tutor." He teased. "He graduated too."
"We should call Bam..." Billie said, getting an evil look in his eye. "He would absolutely hate it!"
Mike handed him the phone. "Dial away."
Billie grabbed the phone and dialed the number. Bam picked up on the first ring.
"Sup?"
"Bam, its Billie. I was wondering if youd like to do something...as a favor to us."
"What?"
"Well...want to come back to middle school?"
"No way in fucking hell!" Bam said quickly. "With homework, and teachers, and classrooms? No fucking way!"
"Come on!" Billie yelled into the phone. "We need you. Besides, think of all the kids you could bring to the dark side"
Bam thought that over. "Well..."
"What are you going to do?"
"Whatever the fuck I want!" Bam snapped. "Fine, I'll come. Bam Margera is not a coward!"
Billie smirked and gave Mike a thumbs-up. "Sounds good. We're going to school in some shit-hole town called Medway. We'll be in eighth grade. Be at the middle school by 7:30 Monday."
"Fine!" Bam slammed down the phone, then realized that had been pointless, considering he was on a cell phone. "Stupid Billie...now I need a goddamn backpack..."
Billie Joe Armstrong - The fucking awesome lead singer and guitarist of Green Day. Currently, he has black hair, and green eyes. He wears eyeliner most of the time. He never finished high school, and at age 33, that is now creating a problem.
Mike Dirnt - The incredibly talented bassist of Green Day. Currently he has blonde hair and blue eyes. Hes too hot for eyeliner, and he graduated high school He is also 33.
Tre Cool, aka Frank Wright III - The insane and hilarious drummer of Green Day. He currently has blonde hair and blue eyes. He wears eyeliner, like Billie Joe. Hes 32 and perverted, but we love him anyway.
Bam Margera - Pro skateboarder for Element. He has brown hair and blue eyes. He graduated high school and is now 27.
They all have lots of tattoos...I want a tattoo.
Okay then, on to the people you dont know. We're all 13 right now.
Veronica- A tall brunette with brown eyes. She tends to complain about her thick hair, but I think its pretty. She is the groupie killer and the only one of the four friends that doesn't wear eyeliner on a daily basis. Shes also probably the smartest of the four friends academically...but other than that she seems to have lost her brain. Shes in the highest level of eighth grade classes in our school.
Caitlin - An average height blonde with blue eyes. Her hair is cut short and really cool that way. Shes definitely the thinnest of the four. Shes planning on learning guitar, and shes the person that first brought up going to the Green Day concert. She also rides horses and leased one over the summer. She's probably the most patient of the four. Sometimes shell have spaz attacks when shes particularly excited.
Thea - A short brunette with brown eyes. Her hair is shoulder-length and thick and evil. She's learning guitar and wants to learn how to play bass and drums afterwards. Shes the one that most often gets her locker jammed and swears too loudly in the halls. She's also in the highest level of eighth grade classes, but doesnt seem to have any common sense. The person to come to when you want revenge on some idiot who pissed you off, and most likely to do stupid things.
Sami - I purposely put her last because she wouldnt type the damn descriptions. She's an average height blonde with long hair and pale skin. She's going to learn drums, and she's the person that organized everything and got us to that concert. She's the person to turn to when you need information, or just to talk about how evil health class is. She'll laugh her ass off when you do something stupid, and then ask if youre okay. She's the person whose house we hang out at most often, but thats because she has to baby-sit, and its a good source of vodka. She can type more, I'm terrible at these stupid things...
***
What the hell Billie? Tre shouted angrily. How did you get roped into this fucking thing?"
"They didnt give me a fucking choice!" Billie Joe said, just as pissed off as Tre.
Mike looked irritated too. "I cant believe you forgot everything! And why do I have to go back?"
Tre sighed impatiently. "This is insane...stupid Billie."
"Shut the fuck up."
Tre got up and left, leaving Mike and Billie alone.
Mike sat down next to Billie, who was still steaming. "Seriously, why are we doing this? " He asked, more calmly than Tre.
Billie shrugged. "I'm just stupid."
Mike laughed. "Then why are we all going?"
"Moral support? Please dont make me go back on my own!" Billie gave puppy-dog eyes.
His band-mate laughed again. "Fine. Lets call Bam (Bam Margera that is) too though."
"Bam? Why?"
"He can be your tutor." He teased. "He graduated too."
"We should call Bam..." Billie said, getting an evil look in his eye. "He would absolutely hate it!"
Mike handed him the phone. "Dial away."
Billie grabbed the phone and dialed the number. Bam picked up on the first ring.
"Sup?"
"Bam, its Billie. I was wondering if youd like to do something...as a favor to us."
"What?"
"Well...want to come back to middle school?"
"No way in fucking hell!" Bam said quickly. "With homework, and teachers, and classrooms? No fucking way!"
"Come on!" Billie yelled into the phone. "We need you. Besides, think of all the kids you could bring to the dark side"
Bam thought that over. "Well..."
"What are you going to do?"
"Whatever the fuck I want!" Bam snapped. "Fine, I'll come. Bam Margera is not a coward!"
Billie smirked and gave Mike a thumbs-up. "Sounds good. We're going to school in some shit-hole town called Medway. We'll be in eighth grade. Be at the middle school by 7:30 Monday."
"Fine!" Bam slammed down the phone, then realized that had been pointless, considering he was on a cell phone. "Stupid Billie...now I need a goddamn backpack..."
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