Stupid Billie, chapter 2
Monday came pretty damn quickly and the kids of Medway Middle School woke up, not realizing the excitement the day had in store.
"Hey, look at those old guys over there!" Sami said, pointing at a group of men standing outside the school.
"Those old guys are hot!" Caitlin exclaimed.
"And strangely familiar..." Veronica said.
"Hey, doesnt that one guy look like Bi-" Thea was cut off by Sami.
"Billie Joe Armstrong!"
"Holy fucking shit!" Thea swore, unfortunately, right by a group of fifth graders. "What are you looking at?"
"Oh my god, it's Bam and Green Day!" Caitlin screeched. "Look!"
The men approached them, looking confused, and pissed.
"Excuse me," Mike said, walking up to Veronica, "What grade are you in?"
"Eighth." Veronica answered as her friends continued to stare and swear in disbelief.
"Good. What 'team?' are you on?" he asked again.
"Well, Thea and I are on the Copher team, and Sami and Caitlin are in the Marcus team"
Mike checked the paper in his hand. "Perfect!" He held out his hand. "I'm Mike Dirnt. This is Tre Cool, Bam Margera, and Billie Joe Armstrong. You might know us from-"
"Green Day!" Caitlin yelled. She walked up and examined Billie. "Youre not the real Billie. I am. IMPOSTER!"
He stared at her. "You dont look like a Billie..."
She laughed. "I know. What team do you have?"
"Marcus."
"That's my team! Good, now we can spend the whole day together."
"Great..."
Mike stepped in again. "Tre and I are level one Copher team, even though Tre never graduated...and we're in two different sets of classes. Billie and Bam are level 2 Marcus team...even though Bam graduated..."
"Medway screws things up like that." Thea muttered. "Stupid administration..."
"You're in my classes." Sami said to Bam as she stole his schedule.
"How are the teachers? The homework?"
"All homework sucks." She said seriously. "Teachers don't matter."
"Can I do whatever the fuck I want?"
"Why wouldn't you?"
"Uh..."
"Looks like Bam's afraid of teachers!" Tre said gleefully. He hadn't been in a very good mood, and that cheered him up.
"I am not!" Bam said indignantly. "I disrespect authority."
"You say that...but deep down you're a goody-two-shoes!"
"I am not!"
"Oh shut up!" Sami interrupted. Then Tre noticed something.
"You're wearing a Green Day shirt!" So were Caitlin and Veronica. "You're not." He said, pointing at Thea. "Thank god. I like you!"
She grinned. "Cool. You're my drumming idol."
"Cool."
Just then a mob of girls appeared. "Oh my god, it's, like, Green Day and Bam!" They all giggled hysterically, and Sami, Caitlin, Thea and Veronica rolled their eyes.
"So, like, who are you?" A slutty blonde asked Billie.
He was shocked. It was one thing to not know the drummer or bassist, but he was Billie Joe Armstrong, the lead singer! "I'm Billie Joe."
"Oh...can I have your autograph?"
"Well...we're not here for that. We're hear to...what you call...learn. Get it?"
"Screw this." Sami said, grabbing Bams arm. Thea followed the suit by grabbing the arm of an all too happy Tre.
The four girls dragged the men away from the mob. "Thirteen year olds..." Tre said dreamily. Thea whacked him over the head.
"You could be their father you pervert! A young father though...but father nonetheless!"
"Homeroom's about to start..." Caitlin pointed out. "Lets go Billie!"
They split up. Caitlin, Billie, Bam and Sami down one side of the hall and Tre, Thea, Veronica and Mike down the other.
"Hey, look at those old guys over there!" Sami said, pointing at a group of men standing outside the school.
"Those old guys are hot!" Caitlin exclaimed.
"And strangely familiar..." Veronica said.
"Hey, doesnt that one guy look like Bi-" Thea was cut off by Sami.
"Billie Joe Armstrong!"
"Holy fucking shit!" Thea swore, unfortunately, right by a group of fifth graders. "What are you looking at?"
"Oh my god, it's Bam and Green Day!" Caitlin screeched. "Look!"
The men approached them, looking confused, and pissed.
"Excuse me," Mike said, walking up to Veronica, "What grade are you in?"
"Eighth." Veronica answered as her friends continued to stare and swear in disbelief.
"Good. What 'team?' are you on?" he asked again.
"Well, Thea and I are on the Copher team, and Sami and Caitlin are in the Marcus team"
Mike checked the paper in his hand. "Perfect!" He held out his hand. "I'm Mike Dirnt. This is Tre Cool, Bam Margera, and Billie Joe Armstrong. You might know us from-"
"Green Day!" Caitlin yelled. She walked up and examined Billie. "Youre not the real Billie. I am. IMPOSTER!"
He stared at her. "You dont look like a Billie..."
She laughed. "I know. What team do you have?"
"Marcus."
"That's my team! Good, now we can spend the whole day together."
"Great..."
Mike stepped in again. "Tre and I are level one Copher team, even though Tre never graduated...and we're in two different sets of classes. Billie and Bam are level 2 Marcus team...even though Bam graduated..."
"Medway screws things up like that." Thea muttered. "Stupid administration..."
"You're in my classes." Sami said to Bam as she stole his schedule.
"How are the teachers? The homework?"
"All homework sucks." She said seriously. "Teachers don't matter."
"Can I do whatever the fuck I want?"
"Why wouldn't you?"
"Uh..."
"Looks like Bam's afraid of teachers!" Tre said gleefully. He hadn't been in a very good mood, and that cheered him up.
"I am not!" Bam said indignantly. "I disrespect authority."
"You say that...but deep down you're a goody-two-shoes!"
"I am not!"
"Oh shut up!" Sami interrupted. Then Tre noticed something.
"You're wearing a Green Day shirt!" So were Caitlin and Veronica. "You're not." He said, pointing at Thea. "Thank god. I like you!"
She grinned. "Cool. You're my drumming idol."
"Cool."
Just then a mob of girls appeared. "Oh my god, it's, like, Green Day and Bam!" They all giggled hysterically, and Sami, Caitlin, Thea and Veronica rolled their eyes.
"So, like, who are you?" A slutty blonde asked Billie.
He was shocked. It was one thing to not know the drummer or bassist, but he was Billie Joe Armstrong, the lead singer! "I'm Billie Joe."
"Oh...can I have your autograph?"
"Well...we're not here for that. We're hear to...what you call...learn. Get it?"
"Screw this." Sami said, grabbing Bams arm. Thea followed the suit by grabbing the arm of an all too happy Tre.
The four girls dragged the men away from the mob. "Thirteen year olds..." Tre said dreamily. Thea whacked him over the head.
"You could be their father you pervert! A young father though...but father nonetheless!"
"Homeroom's about to start..." Caitlin pointed out. "Lets go Billie!"
They split up. Caitlin, Billie, Bam and Sami down one side of the hall and Tre, Thea, Veronica and Mike down the other.
