Billie Joe and the Sorcerers Stone, chapter 1
This boy, Billie Joe Armstrong, was incredible in many ways. Billie was born into a wizard family and was intended to go to Hogwarts School for Witch-craft and Wizadry when he turned 11. But on this unfortunate night, we have the young boy here, with no family left, except for his muggle aunt, uncle, and cousin. They are Aunt Rose, Uncle Barlem, and Werner. The most important thing that makes Billie Joe incredible, is he is the only one to have survived the Avada Kedavra curse, killing spell, with only a heart shaped scar on his forehead done by he-who-must-not-be-named or well... Hilary Duff. This very night, Billie Joes parents were both killed by Hilary. And now to go on with the story.
Chapter One: The Boy Who Lived
The frog that was really Professer Minerva Dachshing from Hogwarts, examined Privet Drive that unfortunate night. She waited for Professer Albus McMuffinman, the headmaster.
"Minerva, are you there? I cannot see, tis too dark," said Professer McMuffinman into the darkness.
Professer Dachshing formed back into a human-being and answered back to Professer McMuffinman.
"Yes, Albus, do you have the baby?"
"No, Minerva, Hagrid is delivering him to us."
"Your trusting him with such a big task?"
"Ah, Professor Dachshing, I would trust Hagrid with my life."
The next second, a big white light is coming from the sky. It was a flying motorcycle, delivering Hagrid and Billie.
"Professor McMuffinman, sir, Professor Dachshing."
"Hagrid, were did you get this flying device?" Minerva said.
"Borrowed it from Ruben Sandwich."
"Do you have the boy?" Professor McMuffinman questioned.
"As a matter o' fact, I do. Fell 'sleep not to long 'go."
"Professor McMuffinman, I don't think you should leave Billie Joe with these muggles. They're terrible! Worst ones ever!."
"Minerva, we have no choice. It's the only family he has. Until he's 11 we have to keep him away from all of the fame. There, there Hagrid. No need to cry. You'll see him again."
"I no, but it's so 'ard." Hagrid sniffled.
"Until we see you again, good luck, Billie Joe Armstrong, the boy who lived."
Chapter One: The Boy Who Lived
The frog that was really Professer Minerva Dachshing from Hogwarts, examined Privet Drive that unfortunate night. She waited for Professer Albus McMuffinman, the headmaster.
"Minerva, are you there? I cannot see, tis too dark," said Professer McMuffinman into the darkness.
Professer Dachshing formed back into a human-being and answered back to Professer McMuffinman.
"Yes, Albus, do you have the baby?"
"No, Minerva, Hagrid is delivering him to us."
"Your trusting him with such a big task?"
"Ah, Professor Dachshing, I would trust Hagrid with my life."
The next second, a big white light is coming from the sky. It was a flying motorcycle, delivering Hagrid and Billie.
"Professor McMuffinman, sir, Professor Dachshing."
"Hagrid, were did you get this flying device?" Minerva said.
"Borrowed it from Ruben Sandwich."
"Do you have the boy?" Professor McMuffinman questioned.
"As a matter o' fact, I do. Fell 'sleep not to long 'go."
"Professor McMuffinman, I don't think you should leave Billie Joe with these muggles. They're terrible! Worst ones ever!."
"Minerva, we have no choice. It's the only family he has. Until he's 11 we have to keep him away from all of the fame. There, there Hagrid. No need to cry. You'll see him again."
"I no, but it's so 'ard." Hagrid sniffled.
"Until we see you again, good luck, Billie Joe Armstrong, the boy who lived."
