"This is Big Brother, would Green Day please come to the diary room?", chapter 3
Tasha bolted upright in her bed to the sound of a man screaming like a little girl then breaking out to do some yodelling. She rubbed her eyes and adjusted then to the shining bright light that was suddenly thrown upon them. She squinted across the room and noticed Georgia crawling from the bed oppisite, she lost her balance and landed with a thump on the ground, Billie landing on top of her causing her to yell out.
Tasha looked beside her,Mike was gone..she was about to jump out of bed when she felt a tight grip on her leg. Ripping back the covers she squealed in surprise as she saw a sleeping Tre rapped around her leg.
"Um...Tre...er.." She poked him on the shoulder ,but when he refused to awaken she shoved and shoved at him causing him to leg go and tumble of the bed.
"Tre what the hell?" Tasha questioned almost in stitches.
The large breasted woman in the corner sat up in her bed,she was naked.
"Ahhh" screamed Tasha throwing herself of the bed, she tumbled on top of Tre and sat up rubbing her head.
"Okay I think it's time for some breakfast," said Georgia helping Tasha to her feet. Tre sat up and stared at the naked woman across the room.
"Holy mother in heaven...if you love me God please make that woman with the fat tits like me..I'll do anything..." he muttered to himself..."I'll stop harrassing that old woman at the grocery store...I'll stop...er..okay I wont stop shagging my sons tedding bears but hey...when a mans horny--" he stopped in mid sentence to see a shocked Georgia looking down on him.
"No Tre...too much," she laughed as she walked into the kitchen to join the others in having breakfast. Billie patted the seat beside him and Georgia sat down and they ate their cereal together,talking about Tre shagging his sons toys and such...
Tasha sat beside Leah, the one with the huge knockers.
"So...er...like what do you do for a living?" asked Natasha lamely as Leah reached over her to get the milk. Her hard rubber boobs rubbed against Tasha's chest...
"Well...I look after my son but I do side jobs as well...a bit of modelling and.." her voice faded away as Tasha lost intrest. Tre on the other hand seemed to find Leah and her little puppies the best thing since sliced bread.
"Excuse me miss, but do you mind if i sit on your knee, there's no chairs left.."
Tasha snorted out milk all over Georgia's black pajama top but it didnt seem to bother her for she too seemed to find this the most shitiest chat up line ever.
"I think you'll find that there's plenty of chairs left Tre," hissed Leah turning her attention to her breakfast..
Tre pouted.."Oh silly me..."
That night as the housemates were each doing there own thing...Pete and Tasha making tunes out of the stones in the garden...yes I didnt know you could do that either...Tre perving on Leah..Mike watching to his amusement...and so on and so forth..two people were getting on surprisinly well in the bedrooms..Billie was playing with Georgia's hair as she lay on the bed staring at the blue ceiling.
"So like, have you always liked punk music or like when did you get into it?" He asked her rolling onto his side until his stomach was touching her hip bone.
"Well, when I was about ten I fell in love with it but it wasn't until I was about twelve that i fully appreciated it," she said sounding like a well educated librarian.
Billie nodded...he rested his head on her shoulder and they talked in the silence of the bedroom until the door swung open to reveal a very distraught Leah.
"Tre I will be complaining to Big Brother if you do not stop this silly behavior, why do you take advantage of me?!!" She cried storming into the bathroom.
Mike and Tasha and Glyn, a welsh guy who cant cook and speaks fluent welsh with a fellow plastic housemate called Imogen. Tasha was crying with laughter and she was leaning against Mike who tumbled onto the bed. They were basically screaming with amusement.
Tre came in shortly after to look all guilty and shamefull.
"I just thought you might want to play mommys and daddies..."
Tasha looked beside her,Mike was gone..she was about to jump out of bed when she felt a tight grip on her leg. Ripping back the covers she squealed in surprise as she saw a sleeping Tre rapped around her leg.
"Um...Tre...er.." She poked him on the shoulder ,but when he refused to awaken she shoved and shoved at him causing him to leg go and tumble of the bed.
"Tre what the hell?" Tasha questioned almost in stitches.
The large breasted woman in the corner sat up in her bed,she was naked.
"Ahhh" screamed Tasha throwing herself of the bed, she tumbled on top of Tre and sat up rubbing her head.
"Okay I think it's time for some breakfast," said Georgia helping Tasha to her feet. Tre sat up and stared at the naked woman across the room.
"Holy mother in heaven...if you love me God please make that woman with the fat tits like me..I'll do anything..." he muttered to himself..."I'll stop harrassing that old woman at the grocery store...I'll stop...er..okay I wont stop shagging my sons tedding bears but hey...when a mans horny--" he stopped in mid sentence to see a shocked Georgia looking down on him.
"No Tre...too much," she laughed as she walked into the kitchen to join the others in having breakfast. Billie patted the seat beside him and Georgia sat down and they ate their cereal together,talking about Tre shagging his sons toys and such...
Tasha sat beside Leah, the one with the huge knockers.
"So...er...like what do you do for a living?" asked Natasha lamely as Leah reached over her to get the milk. Her hard rubber boobs rubbed against Tasha's chest...
"Well...I look after my son but I do side jobs as well...a bit of modelling and.." her voice faded away as Tasha lost intrest. Tre on the other hand seemed to find Leah and her little puppies the best thing since sliced bread.
"Excuse me miss, but do you mind if i sit on your knee, there's no chairs left.."
Tasha snorted out milk all over Georgia's black pajama top but it didnt seem to bother her for she too seemed to find this the most shitiest chat up line ever.
"I think you'll find that there's plenty of chairs left Tre," hissed Leah turning her attention to her breakfast..
Tre pouted.."Oh silly me..."
That night as the housemates were each doing there own thing...Pete and Tasha making tunes out of the stones in the garden...yes I didnt know you could do that either...Tre perving on Leah..Mike watching to his amusement...and so on and so forth..two people were getting on surprisinly well in the bedrooms..Billie was playing with Georgia's hair as she lay on the bed staring at the blue ceiling.
"So like, have you always liked punk music or like when did you get into it?" He asked her rolling onto his side until his stomach was touching her hip bone.
"Well, when I was about ten I fell in love with it but it wasn't until I was about twelve that i fully appreciated it," she said sounding like a well educated librarian.
Billie nodded...he rested his head on her shoulder and they talked in the silence of the bedroom until the door swung open to reveal a very distraught Leah.
"Tre I will be complaining to Big Brother if you do not stop this silly behavior, why do you take advantage of me?!!" She cried storming into the bathroom.
Mike and Tasha and Glyn, a welsh guy who cant cook and speaks fluent welsh with a fellow plastic housemate called Imogen. Tasha was crying with laughter and she was leaning against Mike who tumbled onto the bed. They were basically screaming with amusement.
Tre came in shortly after to look all guilty and shamefull.
"I just thought you might want to play mommys and daddies..."
