"This is Big Brother, would Green Day please come to the diary room?", chapter 4
The next morning, Tre awoke with a start, only to find he was under his bed. He peeked out and suddenly smiled. Leah was laying on the bed, on top of it of course - no one was as weird as Tre.
Her arm was dangling off the side of the bed. He reached out and was about to touch her arm gently when the morning alarm went off loudly. The room echoed with the sound of a man singing the English national anthem.
Suddenly, everything was very bright and everyone was scrambling out of their beds, cursing and groaning. Leah awoke, her eyes snapped open, but this time she just looked straight into Tre`s eyes and flipped him the finger.
"Retard!" she hissed, loud enough for only Tre to hear.
The housemates gathered in the kitchen, preparing their breakfasts and chattering away about nonsense, when Georgia and Glyn were called to the Diary room. Georgia cursed under her breath as she set down her breakfast plate and hesitantly made her way to the Diary room.
"What?" she snapped, as she threw herself onto Glyn's knee. Glyn flinched.
"Hello, Georgia and Glyn," said a calm female voice.
"Hello Big Brother! I'm Glyn! I'm Welsh! I love Wales! I want Welsh babies!" Glyn cried.
"Very nice Glyn, congratulations," said the deadpan voice.
Georgia snorted and rolled her eyes.
"Big Brother would like to ask how you are enjoying you're stay, and how you feel about the first task taking place today."
Georgia looked at Glyn who was giggling uncontrollably.
"You farted again, didn't you?" she asked, shoving herself on to the floor, "Gross!" she yelled, and swatted at Glyns, well, privates.
"I dont fart from my willy," he said, laughing louder at this.
"It's great, Big Brother, can't wait! Now hurry up and let me out!" Georgia jumped up and lunged at the door, gasping as she reached the fresh air of the Big Brother living room.
Everyone smiled as Glyn came out looking triumphant.
Natasha giggled as her and Tre sat outside in the jaccuzi, farting and watching the bubbles.
"Well retards together, retards stay together!" Grace laughed, as she snarled at how immature her fellow housemates were. Richard, a homosexual Canadian, came up behind her.
"Well, I think it's funny, just because you prefer looking at your ass in the mirror," he smirked, and with that he sauntered off towards the garden leaving a stunned Grace standing with her mouth hanging open.
Later on, at around 2:00 pm, the Big Brother voice sounded again.
"This is Big Brother, would all the housemates gather in the bedroom while the house is prepared for this weekend's task."
Everyone galloped towards the bedrooms in an excited hurry. Georgia and Billie Joe sat on Billie's bed and snuggled up. They were obviously growing very close. Mike seemed to find this quite shocking.
"Dude, can I speak to you for a sec?" he asked Billie Joe, who was whispering in Georgia's ear. He glanced up at Mike.
"Uh, yeah sure," said Billie, getting up and moving over to Imogen's bed which was empty.
The room was buzzing with loud chatter and Mike had no problems keeping his words private.
"Dude, what are you playing at?" he hissed.
"What do you mean?" Billie Joe asked indignantly.
"You and Georgia!"
"Well, it's just...she's great! Man, I-I think I've fallen for her..." Billie said, his voice trailing off towards the end.
"What?" Mike said in a loud whisper, "You've just got back with Adie!"
Billie Joe's face fell.
"Housemates the house is now prepared."
Her arm was dangling off the side of the bed. He reached out and was about to touch her arm gently when the morning alarm went off loudly. The room echoed with the sound of a man singing the English national anthem.
Suddenly, everything was very bright and everyone was scrambling out of their beds, cursing and groaning. Leah awoke, her eyes snapped open, but this time she just looked straight into Tre`s eyes and flipped him the finger.
"Retard!" she hissed, loud enough for only Tre to hear.
The housemates gathered in the kitchen, preparing their breakfasts and chattering away about nonsense, when Georgia and Glyn were called to the Diary room. Georgia cursed under her breath as she set down her breakfast plate and hesitantly made her way to the Diary room.
"What?" she snapped, as she threw herself onto Glyn's knee. Glyn flinched.
"Hello, Georgia and Glyn," said a calm female voice.
"Hello Big Brother! I'm Glyn! I'm Welsh! I love Wales! I want Welsh babies!" Glyn cried.
"Very nice Glyn, congratulations," said the deadpan voice.
Georgia snorted and rolled her eyes.
"Big Brother would like to ask how you are enjoying you're stay, and how you feel about the first task taking place today."
Georgia looked at Glyn who was giggling uncontrollably.
"You farted again, didn't you?" she asked, shoving herself on to the floor, "Gross!" she yelled, and swatted at Glyns, well, privates.
"I dont fart from my willy," he said, laughing louder at this.
"It's great, Big Brother, can't wait! Now hurry up and let me out!" Georgia jumped up and lunged at the door, gasping as she reached the fresh air of the Big Brother living room.
Everyone smiled as Glyn came out looking triumphant.
Natasha giggled as her and Tre sat outside in the jaccuzi, farting and watching the bubbles.
"Well retards together, retards stay together!" Grace laughed, as she snarled at how immature her fellow housemates were. Richard, a homosexual Canadian, came up behind her.
"Well, I think it's funny, just because you prefer looking at your ass in the mirror," he smirked, and with that he sauntered off towards the garden leaving a stunned Grace standing with her mouth hanging open.
Later on, at around 2:00 pm, the Big Brother voice sounded again.
"This is Big Brother, would all the housemates gather in the bedroom while the house is prepared for this weekend's task."
Everyone galloped towards the bedrooms in an excited hurry. Georgia and Billie Joe sat on Billie's bed and snuggled up. They were obviously growing very close. Mike seemed to find this quite shocking.
"Dude, can I speak to you for a sec?" he asked Billie Joe, who was whispering in Georgia's ear. He glanced up at Mike.
"Uh, yeah sure," said Billie, getting up and moving over to Imogen's bed which was empty.
The room was buzzing with loud chatter and Mike had no problems keeping his words private.
"Dude, what are you playing at?" he hissed.
"What do you mean?" Billie Joe asked indignantly.
"You and Georgia!"
"Well, it's just...she's great! Man, I-I think I've fallen for her..." Billie said, his voice trailing off towards the end.
"What?" Mike said in a loud whisper, "You've just got back with Adie!"
Billie Joe's face fell.
"Housemates the house is now prepared."
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