Ze Fuzzeh llamas, chapter 4
"Huston, we have a problem," GI Joe said.
"This is Huston, what the problem GI JOE?"
GI Joe sighed then said,"Huston, Billie wants his Joe back, what do I do?"
"Well, GI Joe, sue anyone who has Joe in their name. Like, GI Joe. You were demoted from 'GI JOE' to just GI. Give Billie back his Joe."
"Ummm.. Huston, we have a new problem," GI said, trying to understand what Huston had said just moments before.
"This is Huston, whats the new problem GI?"
"Spacenames need at least four letters, mine only has two," GI was trying to figure out her new spacename.
"GI You have been premoted to GI R.b.e.l."
"SWEAT!! Oh and Huston, we have another problem."
Huston was about to lose it. "ARRGH!!! I quit this job!!! PROBLEM THIS PROBLEM THAT!! Why dont you people ever call to say hi!?? Nevermind, whats the problem?" Huston said, sighing the last words.
"Umm Huston, I was just going to say, Billie Joe said thanks for giving him his Joe, but he is still going to sue- oh and Tre said 'Hi.' "
Huston got ride eyes, gots up, and left the station to go to the store.
"Huston, Huston?? Tre asked if you were still coming over tonight, and he wanted me to remind you to get the 'stuff'. and Mike, he said Tre's drunk."
There was silence on Huston's side of the station.
"Huston, this is Mike, please don't come, Tre is on a poking rampage!! You know how hard Tre pokes! He's already poked poor Billie to death!!"
There was a pause, and you could hear Billie Joe screaming in the background.
"AND NOW HES AFTER ME!! NOOO TRE!! NOOOO OWWWIE!!!!
Everything went silence.
"I can outpoke Tre anyday!! After all, I know Tre's secret poking spot, where it tickles, yet hurts, the worst. His secret poking spot is..."
The radio went dead.
"This is Huston, what the problem GI JOE?"
GI Joe sighed then said,"Huston, Billie wants his Joe back, what do I do?"
"Well, GI Joe, sue anyone who has Joe in their name. Like, GI Joe. You were demoted from 'GI JOE' to just GI. Give Billie back his Joe."
"Ummm.. Huston, we have a new problem," GI said, trying to understand what Huston had said just moments before.
"This is Huston, whats the new problem GI?"
"Spacenames need at least four letters, mine only has two," GI was trying to figure out her new spacename.
"GI You have been premoted to GI R.b.e.l."
"SWEAT!! Oh and Huston, we have another problem."
Huston was about to lose it. "ARRGH!!! I quit this job!!! PROBLEM THIS PROBLEM THAT!! Why dont you people ever call to say hi!?? Nevermind, whats the problem?" Huston said, sighing the last words.
"Umm Huston, I was just going to say, Billie Joe said thanks for giving him his Joe, but he is still going to sue- oh and Tre said 'Hi.' "
Huston got ride eyes, gots up, and left the station to go to the store.
"Huston, Huston?? Tre asked if you were still coming over tonight, and he wanted me to remind you to get the 'stuff'. and Mike, he said Tre's drunk."
There was silence on Huston's side of the station.
"Huston, this is Mike, please don't come, Tre is on a poking rampage!! You know how hard Tre pokes! He's already poked poor Billie to death!!"
There was a pause, and you could hear Billie Joe screaming in the background.
"AND NOW HES AFTER ME!! NOOO TRE!! NOOOO OWWWIE!!!!
Everything went silence.
"I can outpoke Tre anyday!! After all, I know Tre's secret poking spot, where it tickles, yet hurts, the worst. His secret poking spot is..."
The radio went dead.
