Ze Fuzzeh llamas, chapter 3
I wonder what would happen if Tre threw up on stage. . .
One Random night at a Green Day concert:
Tre was playing drums when he suddenly puked all the way across the stage. His puke landed on some big-time prep.
"LIKE! OH MY GOSH!!! Tre PUKED ON ME!!" The prep screamed, as she licked some off her shirt, "MM! Tastes like Tre!!"
Meanwhile, Mike was enojoying the show while he drank some coffee.
The prep suddenly jumped onto the stage and started humping Billie's leg. Billie screamed like a little girl. "DUDE!! She's like a horny little dog!"
Tre grabbed the prep and put her on his leg. He started to giggle, then got freaked out. "GET HER OFF ME! GET HER OFF ME!!!"
Mike got up, bashed the prep on the head with his bass, then threw her into the crowd and watched her get eaten by zombies.
Tre put a towel around his neck, then attempted to dive into the crowd. "BILLIE I'M SCARED!!" He screamed as he ran over and hugged Billie, who was walking in circles for no reason. Mike was just sitting there, still drinking his coffee.
Joey walked on to stange and said, "What's wrong with uncle Tre??" Then Tre puked on Joey. "EWWWWWWWWW! TRE!!!"
Joey then realized that the prep came to life and was walking towards him. "OH MY GOSH!! Like, Joey has Tre puke on him!!" Jakob walked onto stage and started laughing at his brother. Joey then hid behind Jakob. He noticed that he could push Jakob towards the evil half-eaten prep. Wait, he thought, that would be mean...he did it anyways. Jakob stood there all wide-eyed. "Wow," he said, "I have a hot Prep walking towards me."
Adie then walked on to stage and got a disgusted look when she saw what was going on. Billie ran and hid behind his wife. Since the prep decided to go after Billie, Adie kicked her in her ball.
"HEY!!" Tre screamed," YOU TOOK MY MISSING BALL!!" Mike was still sitting there drinking coffee. Joey took a seat next to Mike and said, "I know I'm not allowed to, but can I have some coffee?" While Billie was running away to the car with Adie behind him, he screamed," SUUUUURE!" When Joey noticed his parents were running to the car, he and Jakob asked Mike if they could ride home with him that night.
The prep, who was still running towards Billie, screamed, "MUST KILL ADIE!! MUST HAVE BILLIE TO LIKE, MYSELF!!"
"SUPER TRE!!" Tre screamed as he grabbed a steak and put it on the grill. "Who's hungry??" Billie came running back, grabbed the steak, ran towards the door, and threw the steak at Tre. Tre caught it in his mouth. "HEY!" He screamed as he threw it towards Billie. Billie ducked just in time. The prep was right behind him. The steak went right over Billie and hit the prep in her plastic boobies.
"AHHH!! MY BOOBS ARE GETTING FLAT!! THEY'RE MELTING!!"
Mike, Joey, and Jakob sat there and drank more coffee.
Wow...a lot would happen...DON'T PUKE ON THE CROWD TRE!!!!
One Random night at a Green Day concert:
Tre was playing drums when he suddenly puked all the way across the stage. His puke landed on some big-time prep.
"LIKE! OH MY GOSH!!! Tre PUKED ON ME!!" The prep screamed, as she licked some off her shirt, "MM! Tastes like Tre!!"
Meanwhile, Mike was enojoying the show while he drank some coffee.
The prep suddenly jumped onto the stage and started humping Billie's leg. Billie screamed like a little girl. "DUDE!! She's like a horny little dog!"
Tre grabbed the prep and put her on his leg. He started to giggle, then got freaked out. "GET HER OFF ME! GET HER OFF ME!!!"
Mike got up, bashed the prep on the head with his bass, then threw her into the crowd and watched her get eaten by zombies.
Tre put a towel around his neck, then attempted to dive into the crowd. "BILLIE I'M SCARED!!" He screamed as he ran over and hugged Billie, who was walking in circles for no reason. Mike was just sitting there, still drinking his coffee.
Joey walked on to stange and said, "What's wrong with uncle Tre??" Then Tre puked on Joey. "EWWWWWWWWW! TRE!!!"
Joey then realized that the prep came to life and was walking towards him. "OH MY GOSH!! Like, Joey has Tre puke on him!!" Jakob walked onto stage and started laughing at his brother. Joey then hid behind Jakob. He noticed that he could push Jakob towards the evil half-eaten prep. Wait, he thought, that would be mean...he did it anyways. Jakob stood there all wide-eyed. "Wow," he said, "I have a hot Prep walking towards me."
Adie then walked on to stage and got a disgusted look when she saw what was going on. Billie ran and hid behind his wife. Since the prep decided to go after Billie, Adie kicked her in her ball.
"HEY!!" Tre screamed," YOU TOOK MY MISSING BALL!!" Mike was still sitting there drinking coffee. Joey took a seat next to Mike and said, "I know I'm not allowed to, but can I have some coffee?" While Billie was running away to the car with Adie behind him, he screamed," SUUUUURE!" When Joey noticed his parents were running to the car, he and Jakob asked Mike if they could ride home with him that night.
The prep, who was still running towards Billie, screamed, "MUST KILL ADIE!! MUST HAVE BILLIE TO LIKE, MYSELF!!"
"SUPER TRE!!" Tre screamed as he grabbed a steak and put it on the grill. "Who's hungry??" Billie came running back, grabbed the steak, ran towards the door, and threw the steak at Tre. Tre caught it in his mouth. "HEY!" He screamed as he threw it towards Billie. Billie ducked just in time. The prep was right behind him. The steak went right over Billie and hit the prep in her plastic boobies.
"AHHH!! MY BOOBS ARE GETTING FLAT!! THEY'RE MELTING!!"
Mike, Joey, and Jakob sat there and drank more coffee.
Wow...a lot would happen...DON'T PUKE ON THE CROWD TRE!!!!
