Ze Fuzzeh llamas, chapter 2
One day, while doing ballet down the street, Mike Dirnt tripped over a hippo. The hippo grabbed his leg and wouldn't let go.
"HEY!!! YOU FAT HIPPO!! Lemme have my leg back." The hippo just sat there, clinging to his leg. Mike rolled his eyes and walked on.
Two hours later when Mike reached Billie's house, the hippo had changed into a Hairy Elephant Billie. Mike knocked on Billie's door, then noticed the hippo's change in appearence.
"OH MY GOSH, it's hairy...Hairy Potter." Mike fell up laughing. So when Billie opened the door, no one was there.
"Oh...OH! I see how they're gonna be! Knock on my door then run away...I'll get 'em back!....... REVENGE!!" Billie laughed an evil laugh, and an evil laugh it was. Then he too, fell up laughing, but instead, hit the top of the doorframe.
"OUCH!!" He screamed, loud enough for Mike to hear. When Mike did hear that, he stopped laughing, and fell straight down.
When Mike regained his balance, he knocked again, but then noticed the hippo was a pie tied around his knee!
"DUDE MAN!! WHAT THE FREAK!??" Then he, once again, fell up laughing.
Billie opened the door a second time and said, "I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME!!"
When Mike heard that, he noticed Billie was serious, and so just in case he did make it into Billie's house, he took two and a half mental pills. I hope Billie isn't mad he thought to himself as he fell straight down.
MEANWHILE
Tre was lying on a skateboard, stomach down, riding down a hill with a towel tied around his neck.
"SUPER TRE!!" He screamed as he hit a rock and went flying off the skate board.
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" He screamed. He landed on a HUGE jelly donut. He stared at it as if it was a million dollar Barbie doll. He started to drool. He then ate the oversized jelly doughnut. When he stood up, his stomach was sticking out five inches.
"OH NO!! Where are me feets!??" He shrugged, then walked on to Billie's. When he got onto the little path that led to the door, he saw Mike with a cat attached to his leg...humping it!
After Mike knocked on the door, he saw the cat then fell up laughing.
"WOAH!" Tre screamed. When Billie opened the door he threw a big, sharp knife, and since Mike was falling up, he hit Tre in his stomach. Tre's stomach got a hole in it, so Tre went flying around like a balloon.
Billie stood there laughing, then he looked up and saw something falling from the sky. It looked like a hippo...NO! A pie with a strap. NO! A cat humping the air. Wait...it was a hippo. It fell straight down and squashed Billie. Mike fell down too after he noticed the hippo let go. After about ten or fifteen minutes, Tre came floating down and landed on top of Ze Fuzzeh llama...which was once a hippo.
"HEY!!! YOU FAT HIPPO!! Lemme have my leg back." The hippo just sat there, clinging to his leg. Mike rolled his eyes and walked on.
Two hours later when Mike reached Billie's house, the hippo had changed into a Hairy Elephant Billie. Mike knocked on Billie's door, then noticed the hippo's change in appearence.
"OH MY GOSH, it's hairy...Hairy Potter." Mike fell up laughing. So when Billie opened the door, no one was there.
"Oh...OH! I see how they're gonna be! Knock on my door then run away...I'll get 'em back!....... REVENGE!!" Billie laughed an evil laugh, and an evil laugh it was. Then he too, fell up laughing, but instead, hit the top of the doorframe.
"OUCH!!" He screamed, loud enough for Mike to hear. When Mike did hear that, he stopped laughing, and fell straight down.
When Mike regained his balance, he knocked again, but then noticed the hippo was a pie tied around his knee!
"DUDE MAN!! WHAT THE FREAK!??" Then he, once again, fell up laughing.
Billie opened the door a second time and said, "I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME!!"
When Mike heard that, he noticed Billie was serious, and so just in case he did make it into Billie's house, he took two and a half mental pills. I hope Billie isn't mad he thought to himself as he fell straight down.
MEANWHILE
Tre was lying on a skateboard, stomach down, riding down a hill with a towel tied around his neck.
"SUPER TRE!!" He screamed as he hit a rock and went flying off the skate board.
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" He screamed. He landed on a HUGE jelly donut. He stared at it as if it was a million dollar Barbie doll. He started to drool. He then ate the oversized jelly doughnut. When he stood up, his stomach was sticking out five inches.
"OH NO!! Where are me feets!??" He shrugged, then walked on to Billie's. When he got onto the little path that led to the door, he saw Mike with a cat attached to his leg...humping it!
After Mike knocked on the door, he saw the cat then fell up laughing.
"WOAH!" Tre screamed. When Billie opened the door he threw a big, sharp knife, and since Mike was falling up, he hit Tre in his stomach. Tre's stomach got a hole in it, so Tre went flying around like a balloon.
Billie stood there laughing, then he looked up and saw something falling from the sky. It looked like a hippo...NO! A pie with a strap. NO! A cat humping the air. Wait...it was a hippo. It fell straight down and squashed Billie. Mike fell down too after he noticed the hippo let go. After about ten or fifteen minutes, Tre came floating down and landed on top of Ze Fuzzeh llama...which was once a hippo.
