Maybe Perfection Is Me., chapter 4

Sunny's P.O.V

"So not funny." I glared at the guys and helped Leslie out of the hole.

I looked down as my cell phone rang and picked it up.
"Hello?!" I asked into it.

"Hey, it's Ron. You got a show, just Undecided Still. I'm picking you up now, sorry I forgot to tell you, I told the guys about it, but then you guys declare war so... " he mumbled off.

"Sure. Got a separate car for the guys?" I asked him.

"Sure do." He smiled and poked my shoulder. "Nice bathing suit." He said looking down at it and shutting his phone.

"Oh. Thanks." I smiled, putting my towel closer around my body and calling to Paitan and Summer that it was time to go.

We arrived at the studio and first thing we all did was jump into the shower, can't go onstage dirty right? So I had Paitan in the shower with me, giggling over the shampoo that I used that didn't hurt your eyes. "Okay. I lucked her out of the shower and helped put her clothes on, with just my towel wrapped around my body. I quickly put my bra and panties in and looked around for my clothes.

"Where did Mommy leave her clothes?" I asked Paitan.

"They're gone." Paitan giggled.

"Emmy!" I opened my room door and she looked around in her bra and panties, just as Leslie and Kelsey came out and looked around.

"Playing in five minutes girls." Ron looked at us weird.

"Yep, thanks Ron." I mumbled.

"We're playing like this. I'm ready." I told the girls.

"This will go down in history." Leslie said and walked beside me.

I wore a simple pair of white panties with unicorns and rainbows with frills. I had been bored that day, my bra matched them. Emmy wore a bikini style low rise panties that were polka dotted and white bra. Leslie wore black and white striped panties with a simple black bra and Kelsey wore a pink and black bra with a black pair of panties.

"Ready girls?" I asked.

"Yes... "They all mumbled, a bit scared.

"Lets go." I pushed Kelsey out, and a whole bunch of weird girlie screaming and hollering went out as the rest of us followed.

"Since we've declared war, Green Day has stolen our clothes. We're gladly playing in our under clothes for you guys!" Leslie screamed at them and more whistling and hollering went out.

"Please don't fall." I looked down at my black shoes and up at the crowd who laughed at me.

"Woah...my fantasy just came true." Ron walked out on stage, wanting to know what's up.

"You're such a geek Ron." I kissed his cheek.

"Okay, if you're sure." He mumbled, blushing and walking away.

"Oh yeah, and to my wonderful husband Billie Joe Armstrong." I called out, looking down at him in the crowd, holding my clothes and smiling smugly. "You won't be getting laid for a couple of months." I laughed as his face fell and he quickly jumped upon stage.

"No!" He looked at me scared.

"Hey, you brought it on yourself Mr." I smiled at him, lightly pushing him off stage and pointing to Emmy who started the first notes of 'Unbreakable'.

Emmy's POV

"Hahaha!" Jason laughed as I walked backstage and glared at him. Summer giggled when I hit him over the head with my drumstick. He looked at me and quickly handed me clothes. I put them on then Kelsey, Sunny, Leslie, and I along with Paitan and Summer all went back to our hotel.

"Mommy? Tomorrow can we go visit Michelle?" Summer asked me on the way there. Michelle, Eric, and Clarice were at a whole other hotel.

"Sure...see if Paitan wants to go." I said and she asked Paitan who then asked Sunny. She agreed and I called Eric who also agreed.

Eric quickly came with Michelle and picked the kids up and it was decided that today would be dedicated to war since we didn't have any kids around to harm. I woke Jason up by pushing him out of the bed. He glared at me and I smiled, then heard my cell phone ringing so I jumped up and answered it. It was Leslie seeing if we were going to the beach.

"Sure! I'll see you there whenever." I said and hung up, then looked at Jason.

"Are you still mad at me?" He asked when I sat back down on the bed. I shrugged and he pulled me over so I was straddling him. I giggled as he leaned into the kiss me. After a while I felt his hands slip under the back of my shirt and I smiled knowing what was going to happen but I had this plan. I giggled just thinking about it. Within a couple of minutes he was, hard and needing me to do something but that's when my plan kicked in. I giggled and pulled away then quickly slipped on my shirt and opened the door.

"You might wanna take care of that." I said laughing and shutting the door then running down to the beach. I had been at the beach for a while when Jason came out of the hotel glaring at me.

Sunny's P.O.V

I looked at Jason who was glaring daggers at Emmy.

"Oh, good job Em." I smiled at her, leaning back and letting the sun soak in.

"Sunny!" Billie ran out of the hotel room and up to me, skidding and I jumped up just in tie to get dirt all over my feet.

"Thanks Billie." I glared at him, wrapping my arms around his neck and kissing him.

"Sex on the beach?" He begged.

"Nope, you're grounded, remember?" I asked him, pushing away and running into the water, him starring mournfully at my ass.

"Please?" He slipped onto the dock after me.

"Awhh, you're so cute." I kissed his cheeks and rubbed my hands down his body.

"But no." I smiled diving off the dock.

"Dammit." Billie glared at Tre who swam past him and laughed.

"Hi Tre!" I called. "Please stay away from me, you got attacked by sharks last time you were in here." I told him.

"Awhh, you don't love me anymore?" He asked, quickly kissing my lips and running his hands up and down my body.

"Tre, get your horny ass hands off my body before I find a shark and make him eat you." I glared at him.

He continued kissing my body. Giggling at me. I quickly looked at Billie and saw the smile on his lips he was trying to hide.

'It's war.' I thought, heatedly kissing Tre back.

I opened my eyes a bit to see Billie's eyes and mouth open wide and to feel Tre jolt before settling into the kiss.

"Have a nice day boys." I broke the kiss and swam back to shore fast, immediately walking up to Emmy and saying "Oh god, sorry Shanna."

Emmy's POV
"This sucks. When's it gonna end?" Jason asked walking over and looking down at me. I was trying to get a tan and he was blocking the sun.

"When you guys realize that girls are always going to win. Now move, you're blocking my sun." I mumbled and turned over to lay on my stomach.

"Don't even think about it." I mumbled when I saw his shadow reaching down to slap my ass. He groaned and flopped down beside me. I quickly stood up and picked up my towel.

"Llama, Llama Duck." I hummed to myself moving away from Jason so he wouldn't annoy me.

"Where are you going?" Jason whined watching me walk away.

"To a better tanning spot." I said grinning to myself. I turned around and saw him flop back on the sand and put his hands over his face and that made me laugh even more.


I saw Sunny, Leslie, and Kelsey all relaxing so I walked over to them and they giggled as I sat down on my towel.

"I wonder if they're ever going to end?" Leslie asked and we all giggled.

"We should make them apologize. Guys hate to apologize." Kelsey mumbled just as the guys walked over with their hands behind their backs. We all looked at them strangely and then noticed just had water balloons.

"What are you going to do with water balloons?" Sunny said and Tre looked at her.

"Oh these aren't water balloons. They're made especially for you guys!" Jason yelled and they threw balloons with a mixture of egg yolk, ketchup, mustard, pickle juice, kool-aid, Jell-O, and honey.

Sunny's P.O.V

"Well then." I looked down at my body, which was covered with gross stuff. "Looks like that two months just changed to a year Billie Joe Armstrong." I got up, grabbed my towel and stomped into the water, washing off.

I surfaced just to see all three guys starring at me with horror. I immediately jumped up and looked around for a shark.

"What?!" I asked, looking around.

"A year?" They all stuttered at the same time and I burst out laughing.

"I'm a woman, I can contain myself." I laughed and jogged out of the water and up into the resort.

"Honey? Sweetie? Baby cakes? The love of my life? Soul mate? Beautiful?" Billie said, shaking me from my nap.

"Go away." I mumbled.

"Please?" He pleaded. "I want to stop playing war. War isn't fun with you." He told me.

"Apologize. To everyone." I told him.

"Okay." He said, looked up and tore his white shirt into 4 long pieces. He wove it in the air as Tre, Jason and Mike walked in and all told me they surrender and that they were sorry.

I got up and watched as they tied the white 'flag' to the door handle, and knocked on Emmy's door doing the same thing, working down the row to Kelsey and Leslie.
I giggled as Billie looked back at me with pleading eyes.

I laughed and ran over to him, jumping up into his arms and kissing his lips.
"Of course Honey, Sweetie, Baby cakes, the love of my life, soul mate, you beautiful man." I laughed as he sighed and ran quickly back to our room as I heard Emmy say "Ewe, we have to pick up Summer and Paitan soon."

Emmy's POV, the next day.

"I'm sorry." Jason said sitting down on the couch. He moved my feet so that they were on his legs and I giggled.

"Forgiven." I said and he smiled and looked at me.

"You got a new bathing suit." He said and I nodded and smiled that he noticed my blue-green bikini.

"Let's go down the beach. Our games are over so it'll be normal." I said and Jason helped me up and leaned into kiss me.

"See this is what I thought the vacation would be like." I mumbled into Jason's shoulder. We were out in the ocean just standing there... well my legs were wrapped around his waist and he was holding me. He smiled and kissed me again.

"Let's go out tonight. Just us. No Summer or anyone else." He said and I nodded.

"What do I wear?" I asked Jason who smiled and pulled me down beside of him on the bed.

"How about we lie and tell everyone we went out but we really just stay here." He said and we heard Sunny tell Paitan and Summer to be good from out in the hall. Billie was taking them out for ice cream.

"Nah. It's not polite to lie." I said and he pulled me into his lap

Sunny's P.O.V

"Park?!" Paitan ran back. Her little body bouncing. "Daddy said we could go to the park!" She exclaimed to me.

"Oh wow, and who's going to the park with you?" I asked looking up from my book to see two ice cream covered two and a half year olds standing in front of me.

"Daddy said you and Daddy would. Daddy said that Mommy has to wash us off first." Paitan told me.

"Oh, well lets all go to the bathroom and get washed off then!" I told him, putting my book down and letting them grab my hands and lead me to the bathroom.

"Sunny?" Billie called out as I washed Summer's face.

"Thanks Auntie Sunny!" She told me with a hug.

"No problem." I lifted them both up in each of my arms and went to see Billie who smiled at him.

"Seems you got yourself dirty in the process of cleaning them." He told me.
I looked at myself in the mirror and smiled, I had tiny handprints on my jumpsuit, which some were paint from Paitan and me and Summer on a craft day, and some were ice creamy.

"Oh well, completed the outfit." I smiled and handed Paitan off to Billie who lifter her onto his shoulders.

I was half asleep with two sleeping babies on my stomach, on the couch in our room when Emmy burst inside.

"Woah?!" She looked around, half drunk, Billie quickly told her we'd take care of Summer and she stumbled back to her room.

Next time I woke up it was to hear Emmy slowly walk in and moan for aspirin, quietly taking it out of my purse. She kissed my forehead, then each of the girls in turn then stumbled back to her room for more sleep.

"Mommy?" Paitan sat up, poking my face and giggling when I snarled and playfully tried to bite her finger.

"Mommy's a sleepy bear." I snarled again and she smiled.

"Mommy!" She yelled once Summer was up and helping her wake me up.

"Okay!" I quickly stood up, catching them both before they fell hard on the ground, flinging them over my shoulders and walking to the kitchen to give them Honey Nut Cheerios.

"I'll take care of them while you run to the store." Emmy promised me as I slipped out of my room and outside. I was grabbing things for Paitan's birthday, which was tomorrow. It was hard to believe we'd only been at the resort for about three days.

As I walked back inside the room with a whole bunch of bags and shoved them out of the closet, Emmy ran out of the bathroom and starred at me.

"What?" I asked her.

She simply held out a pregnancy test.

"Ewe!" I screamed.

"Not mine, this is yours. You're pregnant again?!" She asked me surprised.

I starred at her then let a huge smile play across my face. "Yes." I mumbled.