Dear Diary, Is that how you’re supposed to start these things?, chapter 1
Dear Diary,
Is that how you're supposed to start these things? I can't believe I actually did something my parents wanted me to, they're always psychoanalysing me! So yeah, new school new life.
I was born Deborah Louise Smith, but I used to always carry a Dandy brush in my back pocket so I'm Dandy now, got a problem? I was born on the 9th December 1972 in a barn; yeah I know all the jokes so QUIT IT! I have no siblings; I have a quad bike, much more fun than a sister! I have one green eye and one red, my eyes pwn yours! I did have chestnut hair but that was so boring! Now it's black with Green highlights. Okay that's a lie, my hair is now black but by highlighted I mean I got a highlighter pen and literally drew green stripes in till they became permanent!
I used to live in the Yorkshire Dales, the best place on earth! Now dad's got this job in America, somewhere in California, I think. But how am I supposed to know?
Tomorrow I start school, at...no I do not fucking know, STOP FUCKING PRESSURING ME! But at least there's no uniform! Shit! I'm gonna stick out! Stupid English accent, stupid Yorkshire accent! My teacher is called Ms Read or something.
I hope my life turns out better; I hated the bullies, especially that Rachel! It was her fault that I cut! It was her fault that I nearly died, and she laughed! All the times the teachers told me they'd do something and they didn't, I don't fit in, let's hope I do here.
Why do I have to go to school tomorrow? I only arrived yesterday! Just because dad came out a week earlier and got my room ready does NOT mean that I'm ready!
But I've had a look around this place, its mountains, loads of dirt tracks! Perfect for my quad! And there's a band round here! I heard them play something by THE CLASH! There's punks or at least punk fans round here! The drummer sounded fucking awesome! I'm gonna track her down tomorrow! At least I hope they're a her, the guys back in the village were bastards and I bet they will be too round here!
I want to get my drums unpacked, but they're still in the garage! He unpacked my horrible jumpers that granny knitted, but he didn't unpack my drums! At least I've got my sticks, mum got really pissed earlier because I drummed on the table, it's not my fucking fault! She should have unpacked my drums!
I miss Sam! She was my best mate, but ever since she heard I was moving, she went off with that Linda! They're all plastic Barbie clones now! Fucking bitches! I chose to be different and they turned against me.
Guess I'll talk to you tomorrow! Unless this new school slays me faster than I can get out of there! Omfg! You're a diary! I just write in you not talk to you! This is all so screwed up!
Dandy
Xxx
Dearest Diary,
Oh how happy you must be to have your beloved Tre returned to you, yeah my name is Tre now! Larry gave me it, yeah a cool name for a cool drummer! Some of the guys at Gilman think I'm better than them, and that I should move to a better band-Maybe in a few years.
We're getting a new kid at school tomorrow! I hope it's a hot chick! No! A cool dude! Hmmmmm, well a chick would be pretty hot, but then Billie and Michael, he he, are in the year above me and I could use a good mate. Stupid assholes, born in the same year but before September!
Oh Diary! My hair is now luminous green! Isn't that great! But then those stupid sonuvabitches are gonna pour egg on my hair again!
But I have great news! TODAY I FOUND A COOKIE! A CHOCOLATE! DOUBLE CHOCOLATE! IT WAS JUST LYING THERE! IT BELONGED TO MR REID! BUT SHE DIDN'T DESERVE IT! Oh and Diary don't lecture me again! I know its Mrs Reid but she looks like a man, you haven't seen the moustache!
And while The Lookouts are going great, Sweet Children are going not great, I can see why I'm flunking English now, Billie and Mike are great! I bet they could go far but Al, he was such a crap drummer, his technique is all fucked up. Yes, I said WAS, he's left! Wooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I thought Billie was gonna blow a gasket! Loads of drummers are trying out. Larry says I should, if they run out of others I can give it a go.
Dad got kinda annoyed at me today, saying I shouldn't be so horny at my age, me? Horny? I think he's kidding, but then again, I did hump someone's leg today.
Oh and we have new neighbours, new neighbour, new kid, maybe they're the one that's gonna be in my class! The dude was riding a quad bike past Larry's, he is really good, maybe he can teach me to be better, I'll teach him to ride a unicycle! Yeah!
Yes, I am calmer today, we ran out of sugar! Dad's gone to get some more but he'll be a while, so till then, sane little old me is here, HE'S BACK! THAT MEANS SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sugar, my one and only love! Other than you,
I Love You Diary!
Tre Cool
Is that how you're supposed to start these things? I can't believe I actually did something my parents wanted me to, they're always psychoanalysing me! So yeah, new school new life.
I was born Deborah Louise Smith, but I used to always carry a Dandy brush in my back pocket so I'm Dandy now, got a problem? I was born on the 9th December 1972 in a barn; yeah I know all the jokes so QUIT IT! I have no siblings; I have a quad bike, much more fun than a sister! I have one green eye and one red, my eyes pwn yours! I did have chestnut hair but that was so boring! Now it's black with Green highlights. Okay that's a lie, my hair is now black but by highlighted I mean I got a highlighter pen and literally drew green stripes in till they became permanent!
I used to live in the Yorkshire Dales, the best place on earth! Now dad's got this job in America, somewhere in California, I think. But how am I supposed to know?
Tomorrow I start school, at...no I do not fucking know, STOP FUCKING PRESSURING ME! But at least there's no uniform! Shit! I'm gonna stick out! Stupid English accent, stupid Yorkshire accent! My teacher is called Ms Read or something.
I hope my life turns out better; I hated the bullies, especially that Rachel! It was her fault that I cut! It was her fault that I nearly died, and she laughed! All the times the teachers told me they'd do something and they didn't, I don't fit in, let's hope I do here.
Why do I have to go to school tomorrow? I only arrived yesterday! Just because dad came out a week earlier and got my room ready does NOT mean that I'm ready!
But I've had a look around this place, its mountains, loads of dirt tracks! Perfect for my quad! And there's a band round here! I heard them play something by THE CLASH! There's punks or at least punk fans round here! The drummer sounded fucking awesome! I'm gonna track her down tomorrow! At least I hope they're a her, the guys back in the village were bastards and I bet they will be too round here!
I want to get my drums unpacked, but they're still in the garage! He unpacked my horrible jumpers that granny knitted, but he didn't unpack my drums! At least I've got my sticks, mum got really pissed earlier because I drummed on the table, it's not my fucking fault! She should have unpacked my drums!
I miss Sam! She was my best mate, but ever since she heard I was moving, she went off with that Linda! They're all plastic Barbie clones now! Fucking bitches! I chose to be different and they turned against me.
Guess I'll talk to you tomorrow! Unless this new school slays me faster than I can get out of there! Omfg! You're a diary! I just write in you not talk to you! This is all so screwed up!
Dandy
Xxx
Dearest Diary,
Oh how happy you must be to have your beloved Tre returned to you, yeah my name is Tre now! Larry gave me it, yeah a cool name for a cool drummer! Some of the guys at Gilman think I'm better than them, and that I should move to a better band-Maybe in a few years.
We're getting a new kid at school tomorrow! I hope it's a hot chick! No! A cool dude! Hmmmmm, well a chick would be pretty hot, but then Billie and Michael, he he, are in the year above me and I could use a good mate. Stupid assholes, born in the same year but before September!
Oh Diary! My hair is now luminous green! Isn't that great! But then those stupid sonuvabitches are gonna pour egg on my hair again!
But I have great news! TODAY I FOUND A COOKIE! A CHOCOLATE! DOUBLE CHOCOLATE! IT WAS JUST LYING THERE! IT BELONGED TO MR REID! BUT SHE DIDN'T DESERVE IT! Oh and Diary don't lecture me again! I know its Mrs Reid but she looks like a man, you haven't seen the moustache!
And while The Lookouts are going great, Sweet Children are going not great, I can see why I'm flunking English now, Billie and Mike are great! I bet they could go far but Al, he was such a crap drummer, his technique is all fucked up. Yes, I said WAS, he's left! Wooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I thought Billie was gonna blow a gasket! Loads of drummers are trying out. Larry says I should, if they run out of others I can give it a go.
Dad got kinda annoyed at me today, saying I shouldn't be so horny at my age, me? Horny? I think he's kidding, but then again, I did hump someone's leg today.
Oh and we have new neighbours, new neighbour, new kid, maybe they're the one that's gonna be in my class! The dude was riding a quad bike past Larry's, he is really good, maybe he can teach me to be better, I'll teach him to ride a unicycle! Yeah!
Yes, I am calmer today, we ran out of sugar! Dad's gone to get some more but he'll be a while, so till then, sane little old me is here, HE'S BACK! THAT MEANS SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sugar, my one and only love! Other than you,
I Love You Diary!
Tre Cool
