I'm in a Pickle, chapter 15
I searched all over the house and realized that he wasn't here at all.
I called the cops. (Hey! He didn't have his license and didn't know where anything was!)
"Hello? 911? My boyfriend has gone missing."
"What's his name?"
"Um...you may not have his records because he's from California."
"What's his name?! She asked getting irritated.
"Billie Joe Armstrong."
"We picked him up this morning. You can come pick him up. It was nothing serious."
"Ok. Bye."
"Have a nice day."
I drove over there and claimed my prize.
"Billie! I was so worried! You could have died!"
"I know. I don't know what I was thinking. And how are you driving?"
"It's not like I have a hangover."
*A Few Months Later, Billie's POV*
I've been dying to ask Meghan a very important question, but everyone kept ruining the moment.
I was in Meghan's room and we were prank calling people.
"Hi, your wife left her undergarments at the Hilton Hotel this weekend... Oh, you didn't go to the hotel this weekend? Your husband left his card here along with your undergarments."
"What did he say?"
"It was the wife."
"not only do we prank call him, but we destroyed his marriage too."
We laughed forever at that. "Man, I feel like I'm high."
"Meghan." Kia's mom interrupted. "Kia and I are going to go get her a dress. We'll be back by dinnertime."
"Ok."
We heard the front door shut and it was the perfect time to ask her.
"Meghan."
"Yeah?"
"I was wonder if..."
"Again?"
"No, not that." I got the rind box out of my pocket and opened it. Inside was a pair of keys.
"Keys?"
"Meghan, will you move in with me in California?"
*My POV*
"Oh, Billie! Of course I will!"
He cam over and hugged me.
*Kia's Wedding Day*
Billie and I took our places as the bridesmaid and groomsmen. (Trust me, I was the bridesmaid.)
Tre was so happy. I've never seen him happier in my entire life.
Then, the music played and Kia walked down the aisle. She looked so glamorous. Everyone turned their attention to her.
Finally, Kia got up here.
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered her today to join the lives of Frank Edwin Wright III and Kia Evette Murphy." And he kept talking...
"If there is a reason why these two should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace."
Someone had a coughing fit, ran out of the room, and we could hear them coughing up a lung in the hallway. She came back in the room.
The head Holy guy turned his attention back to the wedding.
"Frank Edwin Wright III, do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
"I do."
"And do you, Kia Evette Murphy, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
"I do."
"Then by the power vested in me, I now pronounce-" Tre started kissing her. "You man and wife. You may continue kissing the bride."
*Later*
Kia and Tre were getting ready to go on their honeymoon. Soon, they got everything they needed.
"See you in a week!" Kia hugged me.
"Ok."
Tre hugged Billie. It looked rather strange.
"Congrats, man."
"Thanks."
Then they headed out the door on their way to Hawaii.
I called the cops. (Hey! He didn't have his license and didn't know where anything was!)
"Hello? 911? My boyfriend has gone missing."
"What's his name?"
"Um...you may not have his records because he's from California."
"What's his name?! She asked getting irritated.
"Billie Joe Armstrong."
"We picked him up this morning. You can come pick him up. It was nothing serious."
"Ok. Bye."
"Have a nice day."
I drove over there and claimed my prize.
"Billie! I was so worried! You could have died!"
"I know. I don't know what I was thinking. And how are you driving?"
"It's not like I have a hangover."
*A Few Months Later, Billie's POV*
I've been dying to ask Meghan a very important question, but everyone kept ruining the moment.
I was in Meghan's room and we were prank calling people.
"Hi, your wife left her undergarments at the Hilton Hotel this weekend... Oh, you didn't go to the hotel this weekend? Your husband left his card here along with your undergarments."
"What did he say?"
"It was the wife."
"not only do we prank call him, but we destroyed his marriage too."
We laughed forever at that. "Man, I feel like I'm high."
"Meghan." Kia's mom interrupted. "Kia and I are going to go get her a dress. We'll be back by dinnertime."
"Ok."
We heard the front door shut and it was the perfect time to ask her.
"Meghan."
"Yeah?"
"I was wonder if..."
"Again?"
"No, not that." I got the rind box out of my pocket and opened it. Inside was a pair of keys.
"Keys?"
"Meghan, will you move in with me in California?"
*My POV*
"Oh, Billie! Of course I will!"
He cam over and hugged me.
*Kia's Wedding Day*
Billie and I took our places as the bridesmaid and groomsmen. (Trust me, I was the bridesmaid.)
Tre was so happy. I've never seen him happier in my entire life.
Then, the music played and Kia walked down the aisle. She looked so glamorous. Everyone turned their attention to her.
Finally, Kia got up here.
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered her today to join the lives of Frank Edwin Wright III and Kia Evette Murphy." And he kept talking...
"If there is a reason why these two should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace."
Someone had a coughing fit, ran out of the room, and we could hear them coughing up a lung in the hallway. She came back in the room.
The head Holy guy turned his attention back to the wedding.
"Frank Edwin Wright III, do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
"I do."
"And do you, Kia Evette Murphy, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
"I do."
"Then by the power vested in me, I now pronounce-" Tre started kissing her. "You man and wife. You may continue kissing the bride."
*Later*
Kia and Tre were getting ready to go on their honeymoon. Soon, they got everything they needed.
"See you in a week!" Kia hugged me.
"Ok."
Tre hugged Billie. It looked rather strange.
"Congrats, man."
"Thanks."
Then they headed out the door on their way to Hawaii.
