Tre Rocks But Billie Joe's Better, chapter 1
One day two girls called Kat and Daisy were in some boring maths class. These other two girls Vicky and Katrina were being real nasty so Kat said "Shut up or I''ll get Tre on you!". But they just laughed at her and said "Tray???? What kinda name is Tray???? Who is that anyway???". So daisy said "You'll see, idiots!".
So some boring things happend which involved alot of cheese and fun stuff like that, then it was the next maths class. "Have you got your stupid guy to come kill us yet?", the stupid idiots asked. But before Kat and Daisy could reply in came Tre Cool.
"Who are the nasty smelly dudes???", Tre asked. "Over there", Kat said. So Tre kicked their butts. But that wasn't good enough cause they carried on being nasty, so Tre tried to eat them. But he didn't want them anywhere near his mouth. But something cool happened and Billie Joe came and scared them. So they ran away and joined the church and yah.
So some boring things happend which involved alot of cheese and fun stuff like that, then it was the next maths class. "Have you got your stupid guy to come kill us yet?", the stupid idiots asked. But before Kat and Daisy could reply in came Tre Cool.
"Who are the nasty smelly dudes???", Tre asked. "Over there", Kat said. So Tre kicked their butts. But that wasn't good enough cause they carried on being nasty, so Tre tried to eat them. But he didn't want them anywhere near his mouth. But something cool happened and Billie Joe came and scared them. So they ran away and joined the church and yah.
