My Rockin' Life, chapter 2
Tre's Point of View
Oakland, California.
"And here is the exclusive interview with the 'Jackass' cast," the lady on the TV said.
"Hi, we're the 'Jackass' crew!" they all said, and then some dude named Johnny kicked some guy in the balls.
"Sammy, you gotta do it! We are all doing it," Johnny said.
"That's because half of you smoke. I'm not smoking the pretzel, you know what that shit will do to my lungs?" a girl, Sam, said. I was just listening; I wasn't looking at the TV, I was looking at a magazine.
So, anyways, the girl ended up smoking the pretzel with the rest of the guys. First of all, what the fuck is a girl doing on that show? That show is only for guys. I looked up and saw someone familiar, it was Sam.
"Holy fuck!" I screamed.
"What's wrong, baby?" Claudia screamed. I dumped Lisea.
"Nothing!' I said.
See, after Sam left, I began to have offspring, I have two kids, Ramona from Lisea, and Frankito from Claudia. Sam wouldn't put out...slut.
So then I watched the interview, and I'm thinking, what happened to her blue streaks? That's the main thing you notice about her. I think she got lazy. When the interview finished, the TV lady lady came back on and started talking.
"We have for you the first four episodes of 'Jackass', right now the crew is filming more of the season, but they said they want you all to have a taste what they are made of," the TV lady said.
Billie and Mike came over with Adie, yeah, they got married, with their kids, and we all watched the episodes of "Jackass". It was real funny, and for a girl, Sam had guts. One of the funny ones was where Chris was the "Party Boy", and danced and stripped.
It was annoying how they bleeped all the curse words out; it got real annoying because they cursed so much. But it was still funny. And of course, Bam tortued his parents. It was funny. And the more I watched Sam, the more I felt guilty and wanted her back.
Sam's Point of View
Tampa Florida.
"Hi, I'm Sammy T., and this is my big red ball!" I said. And jumped off a roof with the ball and got messed up...badly. Medics came, I got fixed up, and we all went to a hotel; we had to finish filming the next week. I went to bed, and waited for tomorrow.
Oakland, California.
"And here is the exclusive interview with the 'Jackass' cast," the lady on the TV said.
"Hi, we're the 'Jackass' crew!" they all said, and then some dude named Johnny kicked some guy in the balls.
"Sammy, you gotta do it! We are all doing it," Johnny said.
"That's because half of you smoke. I'm not smoking the pretzel, you know what that shit will do to my lungs?" a girl, Sam, said. I was just listening; I wasn't looking at the TV, I was looking at a magazine.
So, anyways, the girl ended up smoking the pretzel with the rest of the guys. First of all, what the fuck is a girl doing on that show? That show is only for guys. I looked up and saw someone familiar, it was Sam.
"Holy fuck!" I screamed.
"What's wrong, baby?" Claudia screamed. I dumped Lisea.
"Nothing!' I said.
See, after Sam left, I began to have offspring, I have two kids, Ramona from Lisea, and Frankito from Claudia. Sam wouldn't put out...slut.
So then I watched the interview, and I'm thinking, what happened to her blue streaks? That's the main thing you notice about her. I think she got lazy. When the interview finished, the TV lady lady came back on and started talking.
"We have for you the first four episodes of 'Jackass', right now the crew is filming more of the season, but they said they want you all to have a taste what they are made of," the TV lady said.
Billie and Mike came over with Adie, yeah, they got married, with their kids, and we all watched the episodes of "Jackass". It was real funny, and for a girl, Sam had guts. One of the funny ones was where Chris was the "Party Boy", and danced and stripped.
It was annoying how they bleeped all the curse words out; it got real annoying because they cursed so much. But it was still funny. And of course, Bam tortued his parents. It was funny. And the more I watched Sam, the more I felt guilty and wanted her back.
Sam's Point of View
Tampa Florida.
"Hi, I'm Sammy T., and this is my big red ball!" I said. And jumped off a roof with the ball and got messed up...badly. Medics came, I got fixed up, and we all went to a hotel; we had to finish filming the next week. I went to bed, and waited for tomorrow.
