Life On Cucumber Avenue, chapter 2
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*My POV*
As we arrived at the movie theater, Mike was drooling on Kaylee's shoulder. My best friend was turned into a moist towelette. She hit Mike and almost woke him up.
"AHHH! KIA! GET AWAY FROM THE PINK BUNNIES! THEY MIGHT THROW A CARROT AT YOU!" he screamed.
I slapped him hard on the arm and he woke up.
"God lady!"
Kaylee, Billie, and I laughed as we walked inside the movie theater to find all kinds of police and firemen blocking every theater. I ran up to one of the cops.
"What happened?" I said in a concerned voice, even though I really didn't care.
"Nothing horrible, a kid here is stuck in the theater he was in and under his flesh, he was suffocating those near him, until we get them out. I'm afraid you'll have to leave."
"Uh, may I ask one question please?"
"Yes, what would you like?"
"What is the kid's name?"
"Nick David."
Kaylee, Billie, Mike, and I burst out laughing.
"You're gonna be here for a while," I said as we exited the theater.
As soon as we got outside, I heard a helicopter landing; it was Flight For Life. I laughed even harder. I feel sorry for those people, the one's in the theater, the one's who have to rescue them, and China. Those poor people must almost be dead now. Nicky has his fat ass on the whole country!
Since we couldn't do anything else, we went back to my house. My mom was inside making food. It made me think of Nicky. His favorite elective is Home Ec. Everyone always makes something and leaves it to cool while they wash their hands, when everyone comes back, everything is gone. Anyway...
*Mike's POV*
Billie told me what I did in the car. I'm an idiot. I need to stop having bunny dreams about my friends. The last time I had a bunny dream, it was a wet dream, about Billie...that made me feel very gay. Kinda like that Richard Simmons guy. Kaylee and I went to Kia's room to go watch TV since her mom was in the living room. Kia and Billie stayed downstairs to do...whatever the hell they were gonna do. Kaylee started talking to me about girl shit. Then she shifted gears.
"Do you like me?" she asked.
"Yeah, of course I do, Kaylee."
"Not like that. As more than a friend."
"Uh...no," I said. "Kaylee, what the hell? Why are you asking me that? Do you like me like that?"
She gagged. Then coughed.
"No," she said sharply
"Does Billie like me?"
"No, I don't think so."
She thought about it.
"Hmm..." Was all she said.
*Billie's POV*
I was downstairs making hot chocolate with Kia. We don't know why. We've always done this. Kia was my all time best friend. She was better than Kaylee, even better than Mike! She was my friend who did everything with me and talked to me about everything.
"So...what's up with Mike?" she asked.
Before I could answer, there came thumping. From outside.
"EARTHQUAKE!" Kia screamed. "Oh wait. There are no earthquakes around here, it was just Nicky."
"Oh crap!" I said.
We ran upstairs so he couldn't smell the scent of the hot chocolate. We ran upstairs to Kia's room to tell Kaylee and Mike what we had heard. As we opened the door, we saw something absolutely heart stopping. Mike and Kaylee were kissing each other passionately. Kia dropped the cup in her hand...
As we arrived at the movie theater, Mike was drooling on Kaylee's shoulder. My best friend was turned into a moist towelette. She hit Mike and almost woke him up.
"AHHH! KIA! GET AWAY FROM THE PINK BUNNIES! THEY MIGHT THROW A CARROT AT YOU!" he screamed.
I slapped him hard on the arm and he woke up.
"God lady!"
Kaylee, Billie, and I laughed as we walked inside the movie theater to find all kinds of police and firemen blocking every theater. I ran up to one of the cops.
"What happened?" I said in a concerned voice, even though I really didn't care.
"Nothing horrible, a kid here is stuck in the theater he was in and under his flesh, he was suffocating those near him, until we get them out. I'm afraid you'll have to leave."
"Uh, may I ask one question please?"
"Yes, what would you like?"
"What is the kid's name?"
"Nick David."
Kaylee, Billie, Mike, and I burst out laughing.
"You're gonna be here for a while," I said as we exited the theater.
As soon as we got outside, I heard a helicopter landing; it was Flight For Life. I laughed even harder. I feel sorry for those people, the one's in the theater, the one's who have to rescue them, and China. Those poor people must almost be dead now. Nicky has his fat ass on the whole country!
Since we couldn't do anything else, we went back to my house. My mom was inside making food. It made me think of Nicky. His favorite elective is Home Ec. Everyone always makes something and leaves it to cool while they wash their hands, when everyone comes back, everything is gone. Anyway...
*Mike's POV*
Billie told me what I did in the car. I'm an idiot. I need to stop having bunny dreams about my friends. The last time I had a bunny dream, it was a wet dream, about Billie...that made me feel very gay. Kinda like that Richard Simmons guy. Kaylee and I went to Kia's room to go watch TV since her mom was in the living room. Kia and Billie stayed downstairs to do...whatever the hell they were gonna do. Kaylee started talking to me about girl shit. Then she shifted gears.
"Do you like me?" she asked.
"Yeah, of course I do, Kaylee."
"Not like that. As more than a friend."
"Uh...no," I said. "Kaylee, what the hell? Why are you asking me that? Do you like me like that?"
She gagged. Then coughed.
"No," she said sharply
"Does Billie like me?"
"No, I don't think so."
She thought about it.
"Hmm..." Was all she said.
*Billie's POV*
I was downstairs making hot chocolate with Kia. We don't know why. We've always done this. Kia was my all time best friend. She was better than Kaylee, even better than Mike! She was my friend who did everything with me and talked to me about everything.
"So...what's up with Mike?" she asked.
Before I could answer, there came thumping. From outside.
"EARTHQUAKE!" Kia screamed. "Oh wait. There are no earthquakes around here, it was just Nicky."
"Oh crap!" I said.
We ran upstairs so he couldn't smell the scent of the hot chocolate. We ran upstairs to Kia's room to tell Kaylee and Mike what we had heard. As we opened the door, we saw something absolutely heart stopping. Mike and Kaylee were kissing each other passionately. Kia dropped the cup in her hand...
