Emenius Sleepus, chapter 2
"Hey, Billie!" Mike gave a wave to a feverishly scribbling Billie Joe. He held up his hand in return. Mike knew this meant "Don't speak to me; I'm on the brink of a brilliant lyric, but hello."
"Hey, Tré!"
"Yo, yo, yo ma homie-g. Word up, dawg! I'm a peeyump (pimp). You can call me Peeyump Money Hotness," Tre said acting gangsta and trying to shake Mike's hand with some weird movements. He slapped his hand, spun around, back slapped Mike's hand, and gave him a thumbs-up.
"Tré, you're a freak," Mike said, taking out his bass and tuning it a bit.
"Fo sho. That's why you're always trying to sleep with me."
Billie Joe had stopped writing and added, "Tré, I thought I was your only lover! No fair!!" he whined
"Oh but there's plenty of Peeyump Money Hotness to go around," said Tré doing his dirty eyebrow quirk.
"So," Mike started after they had played 6 songs and band practice had unofficially ended, "guess who called me this morning!"
"Kurt Cobain?" Tré asked hopefully.
"Funny. But, no. Take a guess, Billie."
"Uh... I don't know. Oprah?"
"No! Tommy McDonough!" Mike told them as if Tommy should have been their obvious first guess.
"Whoopee," Billie Joe said, not even attempting to fake excitement.
"Who is THAT?" Tre asked curiously since he met the guys after they lost contact with Tommy.
"Some puss," Billie Joe muttered with a scowl. "A total dickhead Mike and I used to know."
"Oh, come on now! Tommy's no dickhead! He's an old friend. I don't see what Billie's problem is."
"You know damn right what my problem is! Tommy McDonough hated me as soon and you and I became good friends. He was always a dickhead to me! Saying idiotic things about my family. He's was just an all-around dickhead."
"I never knew..." Mike said, confused and not sure if Billie Joe was exaggerating or just kidding. Sure, Tommy could be a moron sometimes, but he'd never talk bad about someone's family. Especially if it was Mike's best friend's family. "Well... uh... there's a slight problem then. I kind of agreed to meet him for lunch. And he'll probably want to hang out with us for a while."
"Hey, Tré!"
"Yo, yo, yo ma homie-g. Word up, dawg! I'm a peeyump (pimp). You can call me Peeyump Money Hotness," Tre said acting gangsta and trying to shake Mike's hand with some weird movements. He slapped his hand, spun around, back slapped Mike's hand, and gave him a thumbs-up.
"Tré, you're a freak," Mike said, taking out his bass and tuning it a bit.
"Fo sho. That's why you're always trying to sleep with me."
Billie Joe had stopped writing and added, "Tré, I thought I was your only lover! No fair!!" he whined
"Oh but there's plenty of Peeyump Money Hotness to go around," said Tré doing his dirty eyebrow quirk.
"So," Mike started after they had played 6 songs and band practice had unofficially ended, "guess who called me this morning!"
"Kurt Cobain?" Tré asked hopefully.
"Funny. But, no. Take a guess, Billie."
"Uh... I don't know. Oprah?"
"No! Tommy McDonough!" Mike told them as if Tommy should have been their obvious first guess.
"Whoopee," Billie Joe said, not even attempting to fake excitement.
"Who is THAT?" Tre asked curiously since he met the guys after they lost contact with Tommy.
"Some puss," Billie Joe muttered with a scowl. "A total dickhead Mike and I used to know."
"Oh, come on now! Tommy's no dickhead! He's an old friend. I don't see what Billie's problem is."
"You know damn right what my problem is! Tommy McDonough hated me as soon and you and I became good friends. He was always a dickhead to me! Saying idiotic things about my family. He's was just an all-around dickhead."
"I never knew..." Mike said, confused and not sure if Billie Joe was exaggerating or just kidding. Sure, Tommy could be a moron sometimes, but he'd never talk bad about someone's family. Especially if it was Mike's best friend's family. "Well... uh... there's a slight problem then. I kind of agreed to meet him for lunch. And he'll probably want to hang out with us for a while."
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