Holy toot..You're...Mike..Dirnt..., chapter 1
"MARIAH GET UP HERE RIGHT NOW!"
"I'M COMING MOTHER DEAREST!" shouted Mariah as she made her way up the stairs
"Get packing, You're leaving tomorrow."
"Where are we going?"
"WE aren't going anywhere, YOUR dad is coming to get you tomorrow"
"What do you mean by MY dad? Dad is upstairs on his computer looking up porn like usual"
"No. That man is not your real dad. Your real dad is coming to get you sometime tomorrow. So if I were you I would get packing"
Okay. Before I get any farther I should introduce myself. Names Mariah, Mariah Spears. No relation to Britney. I be 16 years old. I have blue eyes..which is weird...no one else in my family has blue eyes..I have a sister and a brother...and...I HAVE PRETTY PURPLE IN MY HAIR! Yeah..I think thats enough about me...for now..wait..no...I LOVE GREEN DAY! Uhh..I think we should get on with the story now...
I was sitting in my bedroom and I heard my mom call me upstairs. As I walked up the stairs she told me to pack my stuff...I thought we were going on some sort of vacation which is impossible on account of the fact that we can barely afford the roof over our heads. She told me that I was the only one leaving because my dad apparently isn't my dad.
"How could he not be my dad? I mean he WAS in the hospital the day I was born and he IS Kayleigh's dad and she is older than me so doesnt that make him my dad too?"
"Listen, A little while after your sister was born I got in a fight with Kevin and I went down to California."
"So you got knocked up in California and then you get pregnant, Have me and then go on with your lives as usual?. Now if I have to live with him I get to have the fun of making friends all over again. Then to top that all off I'LL LOSE CONTACT WITH THE ONE AND ONLY PERSON I CAN ACTUALLY TRUST!"
"And who might that be?"
"Janet Emerson!"
I ran down the stairs and into my bedroom and slammed the door. I was friggen scared out of my mind..I mean wouldn't you be too if you just found out the man you have referred to as "Dad" for the past 16 years isn't your actual dad? And if I do move to wherever my 'dad' may be I wont get to see Janet again...She is practically my best friend..and she is the only one I can talk to when I need to.
I stayed up until 4:00 in the morning with all these thoughts floating around in my head. The thought of ever going to sleep tonight never crossed my mind. The clock switched to 5:00 so I decided to put Green Day on my cd player and try to fall asleep.
I woke up when I felt my brother jumping up and down on the bed. I looked at the clock and it noticed it said 7:20am WOAH ALMOST 2 WHOLE HOURS OF SLEEP! MARK IT ON THE CALENDER!
"Mariah guess what?" shouted Sean as he jumped on Mariah's bed
"What? You are going to happily give up your chances of ever having children by continuing to jump on my bed?"
As soon as I said that he jumped from my bed to my floor and proceeded in the conversation.
"Mom wants you down stairs."
"Tell her to go sit in front of the TV and continue doing nothing all day. I want to sleep."
"Fine. don't be surprised if she comes op here with the belt again."
"I'M AWAKE!"
I got up out of bed and went to my dresser to get my outfit for today. I decided to grab my black pants and Green Day shirt. When I was done I grabbed a towel and jumped into the shower.
I stepped out of the shower and got dressed. Then I continued my way to my bedroom. Duh duh duhh.. EYELINER!
I stepped in to my bedroom and walked to my dresser, Leaned into the mirror and froze in mid application. I slowly turned around.
"Holy toot...you're..you're..you're..."
Mike's POV*
"Mike Dirnt."
"Nooo..thats not it..."
"Yes it is."
"Darn."
"And you are in my house why?"
"Because......I'm..your dad.."
"Are you for cereal?!"
"Uhh..Maybe.."
Just as I finished that she ran and jumped on her bed and started screaming into her pillow.
"HOLYFUGGENSHIT! MY DAD IS MIKE DIRNT!"
"FYI. I'm still in the room..."
"Yeah. I know."
"So how would you feel about moving down to California?"
"Who's up for coffee?"
Well..Now I see what her mom means about being shy..
Mariah walked out of her room and I followed. We went up the stairs and into the kitchen where we came across her brother.
Just as he was about to take a bite from his apple Mariah came up behind him and grabbed it. I laughed.
"HEY THATS MY APPLE YOU RETARDED BUTTMUNCH!"
"I don't see your name on it."
"I hate you."
"Hate is a strong word."
As she was talking I came up behind her and grabbed the apple out of her hands.
"WHAT THE PURPLE! THATS MY APPLE!"
"I don't see your name on it," I said using the same tone as she did on her brother.
"Gimmie it and I'll show you."
So I handed her the apple. And she showed me her name which was conveniently written on the bottom of the apple. Didn't see that one coming.
"Damn...Smart kid.."
"Thank you."
And with that. Mariah continued eating the apple and drank coffee...Mmmm..coffee...Coffee sounds really good right about now..
"I'M COMING MOTHER DEAREST!" shouted Mariah as she made her way up the stairs
"Get packing, You're leaving tomorrow."
"Where are we going?"
"WE aren't going anywhere, YOUR dad is coming to get you tomorrow"
"What do you mean by MY dad? Dad is upstairs on his computer looking up porn like usual"
"No. That man is not your real dad. Your real dad is coming to get you sometime tomorrow. So if I were you I would get packing"
Okay. Before I get any farther I should introduce myself. Names Mariah, Mariah Spears. No relation to Britney. I be 16 years old. I have blue eyes..which is weird...no one else in my family has blue eyes..I have a sister and a brother...and...I HAVE PRETTY PURPLE IN MY HAIR! Yeah..I think thats enough about me...for now..wait..no...I LOVE GREEN DAY! Uhh..I think we should get on with the story now...
I was sitting in my bedroom and I heard my mom call me upstairs. As I walked up the stairs she told me to pack my stuff...I thought we were going on some sort of vacation which is impossible on account of the fact that we can barely afford the roof over our heads. She told me that I was the only one leaving because my dad apparently isn't my dad.
"How could he not be my dad? I mean he WAS in the hospital the day I was born and he IS Kayleigh's dad and she is older than me so doesnt that make him my dad too?"
"Listen, A little while after your sister was born I got in a fight with Kevin and I went down to California."
"So you got knocked up in California and then you get pregnant, Have me and then go on with your lives as usual?. Now if I have to live with him I get to have the fun of making friends all over again. Then to top that all off I'LL LOSE CONTACT WITH THE ONE AND ONLY PERSON I CAN ACTUALLY TRUST!"
"And who might that be?"
"Janet Emerson!"
I ran down the stairs and into my bedroom and slammed the door. I was friggen scared out of my mind..I mean wouldn't you be too if you just found out the man you have referred to as "Dad" for the past 16 years isn't your actual dad? And if I do move to wherever my 'dad' may be I wont get to see Janet again...She is practically my best friend..and she is the only one I can talk to when I need to.
I stayed up until 4:00 in the morning with all these thoughts floating around in my head. The thought of ever going to sleep tonight never crossed my mind. The clock switched to 5:00 so I decided to put Green Day on my cd player and try to fall asleep.
I woke up when I felt my brother jumping up and down on the bed. I looked at the clock and it noticed it said 7:20am WOAH ALMOST 2 WHOLE HOURS OF SLEEP! MARK IT ON THE CALENDER!
"Mariah guess what?" shouted Sean as he jumped on Mariah's bed
"What? You are going to happily give up your chances of ever having children by continuing to jump on my bed?"
As soon as I said that he jumped from my bed to my floor and proceeded in the conversation.
"Mom wants you down stairs."
"Tell her to go sit in front of the TV and continue doing nothing all day. I want to sleep."
"Fine. don't be surprised if she comes op here with the belt again."
"I'M AWAKE!"
I got up out of bed and went to my dresser to get my outfit for today. I decided to grab my black pants and Green Day shirt. When I was done I grabbed a towel and jumped into the shower.
I stepped out of the shower and got dressed. Then I continued my way to my bedroom. Duh duh duhh.. EYELINER!
I stepped in to my bedroom and walked to my dresser, Leaned into the mirror and froze in mid application. I slowly turned around.
"Holy toot...you're..you're..you're..."
Mike's POV*
"Mike Dirnt."
"Nooo..thats not it..."
"Yes it is."
"Darn."
"And you are in my house why?"
"Because......I'm..your dad.."
"Are you for cereal?!"
"Uhh..Maybe.."
Just as I finished that she ran and jumped on her bed and started screaming into her pillow.
"HOLYFUGGENSHIT! MY DAD IS MIKE DIRNT!"
"FYI. I'm still in the room..."
"Yeah. I know."
"So how would you feel about moving down to California?"
"Who's up for coffee?"
Well..Now I see what her mom means about being shy..
Mariah walked out of her room and I followed. We went up the stairs and into the kitchen where we came across her brother.
Just as he was about to take a bite from his apple Mariah came up behind him and grabbed it. I laughed.
"HEY THATS MY APPLE YOU RETARDED BUTTMUNCH!"
"I don't see your name on it."
"I hate you."
"Hate is a strong word."
As she was talking I came up behind her and grabbed the apple out of her hands.
"WHAT THE PURPLE! THATS MY APPLE!"
"I don't see your name on it," I said using the same tone as she did on her brother.
"Gimmie it and I'll show you."
So I handed her the apple. And she showed me her name which was conveniently written on the bottom of the apple. Didn't see that one coming.
"Damn...Smart kid.."
"Thank you."
And with that. Mariah continued eating the apple and drank coffee...Mmmm..coffee...Coffee sounds really good right about now..
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