Holy toot..You're...Mike..Dirnt..., chapter 2
My POV*
Well I just got done proving to my dad that the apple was indeed MY apple.
I looked at the clock and noticed it was almost 8:15. Holy cheese I only have 3 minutes to pack my crap and get out the door.
"Holy shit. I'M LATE!"
And I'm off down the stairs and shoving anything that looks like schoolwork into my backpack. While doing so I start thinking...Wow...I'm thinking..Anywho...Mike Dirnt..Bass Extrordinaire is MY dad. I finish grabbing everything I think Ill be needing and run upstairs grab my coffee and dash out the door.
"Okay I'm leaving cuz I'm über late and stuff BYE!"
I made it to the bus stop just in time to see the bus roll on down the hill.
"Shit. I missed the bus..Now what am I supposed to do?"
I decided to make my way back up to the house and wait for everyone to come home again. But then I noticed my dad getting into his car but I just ignored him and made my way to the door.
Mike's POV*
I was just about to get in my car to go sight seeing around the supposed 'shithole' of a town when I saw Mariah walking up to the front door.
"Hey Mariah!. I thought you left for school?"
"I did. I missed the bus. And now I'm about to hop on my vacuum cleaner and magically 'fly' my way to school."
"Well if you want I could give you a ride?"
"sure...I guess...just let me go get my CD player..." and with that she walked inside.
-2 minutes later-
CD player? I thought all kids these days had MP3 players.. I mean even stella has one..Just then Mariah opened up the door with music blasting out of her headphones.
" I thought everyone these days had MP3 players?"
"Everyone but me. I'm so cool I got old school! Actually everyone these days has some green stuff we Americans like to call 'money' I just don't happen to be one of those people."
My POV*
After I got into the car I told dad where my school was. I walked into the building with him behind me and I asked why he was coming in.
"Why are you following me? I thought you had someplace else to go.."
"I'm going to pull you out. Our flight to California leaves at 7:00 tonight so you won't be going here anymore."
"I don't want to go.. I'll lose all my friends..and..." just then everything started to go black.
Mike's POV*
Oh the joy of panic attacks. HEY! she has some of my genes too! Crap. STAY ON TASK MIKE!
"Mariah. Whatever you do . DONT GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT!"
Dammit..now I'm panicking...Hey..she's moving.. "YAY SHE IS ALIVE!"
"Yay. I'm alive," she said sarcastically.
My POV*
I don't want to move. I cant see Janet any more. Even though I only see her every other week it would be worse if I cant talk to her..she is like...my sister...
I started walking into school and I went to the office. Hey look I get to introduce my dad to my principal I love so dearly [not]. Oh the fun.
"Hey dad, This is Mr. Wolpers. The fat guy I MEAN Principal."
"Hi Mr. Uhhh..."
"Pritchard."
"Yeah thats it. Wait..." he looks down at me and my bubble from my bubble gum pops in his face. "This isn't the man I met during previous visits down here!"
"Ugh. Okay. Lets see. That guy that came in here wasn't my real dad."
"Prove it!"
"You see. When a man really I mean REALLY loves a woman they get all happy in the pants..." Then I was cut off.
"ENOUGH! I already know how to have sex!"
"Yes. I'm sure you do. AS I WAS SAYING. After my older sister was born my mom and 'dad' got in a fight. Mom went to California only to get knocked up by this guy...." What is up with people cutting me off!
"Hey! Whats that supposed to mean?!"
"Be quiet. I'm trying to make a point"
"Fine!" huffed Mike
"Okay. As I was saying. Parents got in a fight. Mom got knocked up by this guy and POP! 9 months later Mom has another useless pile of shit to attempt to take care of."
"YESSSS! NO MORE...I mean...just go get your stuff and leave Okay?"
"YES SIR! GENERAL FATASS SIR!"
and with that. I walk out of the school office for the last time...In Cottage Grove...
Mike's POV*
"Soooo...Go get your stuff and do any other stuff you have been wanting to do to say good bye to our fellow prison mates."
"Yes Master."
"Just...call me dad..."
"Meh."
And with that she is all packed up and ready to go. I think...
My POV*
"Guess where we go first?"
"Uhh..Insane?"
"Been there. Done that. We are going to Eidem's room"
"Who is that? and why?"
"One of my old teachers and cuz he supplies me with my daily needs of all things wonderfully coffee filled!"
"Woohoo! More hyper juice. Im beginning to think you are secretly Tré's kid instead..."
Then I just stop walking. I think he thinks I'm having another panic attack. Haha. He walks up next to me and is about to tap me on the shoulder when I blurt out..
"NO MAN CAN EAT 50 EGGS!"
"Jeez. Not so loud. You're gonna get in trouble."
"Chyeahh right. Does this face look like it cares?" I said, pointing to my face.
"No. That face looks like it wants coffee."
"Ding ding! We have a winner! Here. Have a cookie."
Well I just got done proving to my dad that the apple was indeed MY apple.
I looked at the clock and noticed it was almost 8:15. Holy cheese I only have 3 minutes to pack my crap and get out the door.
"Holy shit. I'M LATE!"
And I'm off down the stairs and shoving anything that looks like schoolwork into my backpack. While doing so I start thinking...Wow...I'm thinking..Anywho...Mike Dirnt..Bass Extrordinaire is MY dad. I finish grabbing everything I think Ill be needing and run upstairs grab my coffee and dash out the door.
"Okay I'm leaving cuz I'm über late and stuff BYE!"
I made it to the bus stop just in time to see the bus roll on down the hill.
"Shit. I missed the bus..Now what am I supposed to do?"
I decided to make my way back up to the house and wait for everyone to come home again. But then I noticed my dad getting into his car but I just ignored him and made my way to the door.
Mike's POV*
I was just about to get in my car to go sight seeing around the supposed 'shithole' of a town when I saw Mariah walking up to the front door.
"Hey Mariah!. I thought you left for school?"
"I did. I missed the bus. And now I'm about to hop on my vacuum cleaner and magically 'fly' my way to school."
"Well if you want I could give you a ride?"
"sure...I guess...just let me go get my CD player..." and with that she walked inside.
-2 minutes later-
CD player? I thought all kids these days had MP3 players.. I mean even stella has one..Just then Mariah opened up the door with music blasting out of her headphones.
" I thought everyone these days had MP3 players?"
"Everyone but me. I'm so cool I got old school! Actually everyone these days has some green stuff we Americans like to call 'money' I just don't happen to be one of those people."
My POV*
After I got into the car I told dad where my school was. I walked into the building with him behind me and I asked why he was coming in.
"Why are you following me? I thought you had someplace else to go.."
"I'm going to pull you out. Our flight to California leaves at 7:00 tonight so you won't be going here anymore."
"I don't want to go.. I'll lose all my friends..and..." just then everything started to go black.
Mike's POV*
Oh the joy of panic attacks. HEY! she has some of my genes too! Crap. STAY ON TASK MIKE!
"Mariah. Whatever you do . DONT GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT!"
Dammit..now I'm panicking...Hey..she's moving.. "YAY SHE IS ALIVE!"
"Yay. I'm alive," she said sarcastically.
My POV*
I don't want to move. I cant see Janet any more. Even though I only see her every other week it would be worse if I cant talk to her..she is like...my sister...
I started walking into school and I went to the office. Hey look I get to introduce my dad to my principal I love so dearly [not]. Oh the fun.
"Hey dad, This is Mr. Wolpers. The fat guy I MEAN Principal."
"Hi Mr. Uhhh..."
"Pritchard."
"Yeah thats it. Wait..." he looks down at me and my bubble from my bubble gum pops in his face. "This isn't the man I met during previous visits down here!"
"Ugh. Okay. Lets see. That guy that came in here wasn't my real dad."
"Prove it!"
"You see. When a man really I mean REALLY loves a woman they get all happy in the pants..." Then I was cut off.
"ENOUGH! I already know how to have sex!"
"Yes. I'm sure you do. AS I WAS SAYING. After my older sister was born my mom and 'dad' got in a fight. Mom went to California only to get knocked up by this guy...." What is up with people cutting me off!
"Hey! Whats that supposed to mean?!"
"Be quiet. I'm trying to make a point"
"Fine!" huffed Mike
"Okay. As I was saying. Parents got in a fight. Mom got knocked up by this guy and POP! 9 months later Mom has another useless pile of shit to attempt to take care of."
"YESSSS! NO MORE...I mean...just go get your stuff and leave Okay?"
"YES SIR! GENERAL FATASS SIR!"
and with that. I walk out of the school office for the last time...In Cottage Grove...
Mike's POV*
"Soooo...Go get your stuff and do any other stuff you have been wanting to do to say good bye to our fellow prison mates."
"Yes Master."
"Just...call me dad..."
"Meh."
And with that she is all packed up and ready to go. I think...
My POV*
"Guess where we go first?"
"Uhh..Insane?"
"Been there. Done that. We are going to Eidem's room"
"Who is that? and why?"
"One of my old teachers and cuz he supplies me with my daily needs of all things wonderfully coffee filled!"
"Woohoo! More hyper juice. Im beginning to think you are secretly Tré's kid instead..."
Then I just stop walking. I think he thinks I'm having another panic attack. Haha. He walks up next to me and is about to tap me on the shoulder when I blurt out..
"NO MAN CAN EAT 50 EGGS!"
"Jeez. Not so loud. You're gonna get in trouble."
"Chyeahh right. Does this face look like it cares?" I said, pointing to my face.
"No. That face looks like it wants coffee."
"Ding ding! We have a winner! Here. Have a cookie."
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