Garth

Name: Holden, Rhiggy, Spider, Kitty.
Age: 16
Gender: Female
Location: 1337 Street Street, Street. :D

Member since March 29th, 2006

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[u]Garth/[u]
NOW UNDER CONSTRUCTION

We wear flannel and beaverskin caps.
We ride polar bears to school and live in igloos.
We drink maple syrup. Straight.
Our hours have 22 minutes.
Our idea of fun is waltzing on logs going downriver.
We eat ketchup flavored chips and fill our chocolate bars with air bubbles.
We apologise for the weather.
Our prime minister is Avril Lavigne.
We go ice fishing.
We can get up to seven feet of snow in any month of the year. ANY month.
Any temperature over 0 degrees is bathing suit worthy.
We will all drown if Global Warming is real.
We went to Metric and Celcius for the sole point of confusing the Americans.
Every male has a full beard and is seven feet tall, 300 pounds of muscle.
Every girl is unbelievably goodlooking.
We are the Canadian Mafia. Fear us.

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hey i sed hi to u ages ago and u sent me a message back ages ago lol :] wanna be friends!!
grendai, November 3rd, 2007 at 01:14:52am
O_O

I think I'll go add you to my GSB friends thing on my profile.
FEEL MENTIONED.

AHHHH! *dies*

I'M IN YOUR GSB FAMILY!

*points*
I WAS SQUEEBLE!
*points and jumps up and down*

ME!
*points some more*
Slappy Jay., November 1st, 2007 at 09:35:32am
You know you can't resist my sexy bod....
*pelvic thrusts*
Slappy Jay., November 1st, 2007 at 09:33:49am
Myes. The Trekitos shall follow our every command. 8)
Hello, My Name Is Asshole, October 31st, 2007 at 10:41:42pm
Lol indeed we would.
& WELCOME BACK! From the dead.
I'm not doing anything for halloween this year. :[
But Happy halloween anywayssss.
Angelic Fruitcake, October 31st, 2007 at 10:18:09pm
OH MY!
Well don't worry. The Trekitos and I will save you from the body-eating emos. ^___^ *pets*
Hello, My Name Is Asshole, October 18th, 2007 at 12:14:07pm
Wowwww. Air freshner!

Yeahhh. Well I hope so. It serves her right. :P
Angelic Fruitcake, October 16th, 2007 at 11:49:39pm
Slappy's known to do that every once in all the time.

VINCE WAS A LONER A LOVABLE STONER, AHH HUUHHH.
HE LIVED IN A BLUEBIRD, SPELLED HIS NAME BACKWARDS, UHHH HUUUUHH
HE'S SO PRETTY, HE ALWAYS LOOKS sh*tTY, *higher* UH HUUUUHHH
BORN ON A MONDAY, SUCH A VERY GOOD DAY. UH HUUUH

And I haven't seen a pupil in his eyes for 16 days!

Ehhh...*flees*
Slappy Jay., October 16th, 2007 at 03:44:41am
Do YOU have the time to listen to ME whine?
michelle...?, October 9th, 2007 at 08:45:19am
Yesssss! We should....I'm trying to imagine what she'll look like now. hahahaha.
Oh, I was just reading your profile, and...omfg! You have a pet orange? I have a pet banana! Alright, well, I did. But...uh...it got old and *sniff* idontliketalkaboutittttt. haha.
Ahem.
Angelic Fruitcake, October 6th, 2007 at 11:20:24pm
*holds up a cheerio and snaps a stick in half*

O -snap-

l m f a o
Slappy Jay., October 4th, 2007 at 06:35:55am
O____O Oh my.
Probably, yes, because 90 pound peoples aren't supposed to snap you in half. D:
Hello, My Name Is Asshole, October 4th, 2007 at 05:22:59am
hahahaha yeah me too.
Angelic Fruitcake, October 3rd, 2007 at 08:16:20pm
D: I could never hate my OMF..G!

*tacklehugs joo* :D:D:D
Hello, My Name Is Asshole, October 3rd, 2007 at 07:49:34am
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.

*turns into a bat and escapes the chains and flies off into the sky*
Slappy Jay., October 3rd, 2007 at 03:50:45am

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