Garth

Garth
Name
Holden, Rhiggy, Spider, Kitty.
Age
16
Gender
Female
Location
1337 Street Street, Street. :D

Member since March 29th, 2006

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[u]Garth/[u]
NOW UNDER CONSTRUCTION


We wear flannel and beaverskin caps.
We ride polar bears to school and live in igloos.
We drink maple syrup. Straight.
Our hours have 22 minutes.
Our idea of fun is waltzing on logs going downriver.
We eat ketchup flavored chips and fill our chocolate bars with air bubbles.
We apologise for the weather.
Our prime minister is Avril Lavigne.
We go ice fishing.
We can get up to seven feet of snow in any month of the year. ANY month.
Any temperature over 0 degrees is bathing suit worthy.
We will all drown if Global Warming is real.
We went to Metric and Celcius for the sole point of confusing the Americans.
Every male has a full beard and is seven feet tall, 300 pounds of muscle.
Every girl is unbelievably goodlooking.
We are the Canadian Mafia. Fear us.




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