Ohio_Bandit
- Name
- Alan
- Age
- 36
- Gender
- Male
- Location
- Findlay
Member since August 4th, 2006
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About
I'm going to be honest, I tend to be extremely sarcastic and/or mean with what I say..it is because I don't exactly care about a lot of things, never have and very likely never will. I'm not gonna put up some b.s. profile trying to make me out to be some super awesome person, this is me an if ya don't like it well then go complain about it to someone whose actually capable of caring to do so. I tell it like it is, very truthful, to the point, direct and probably very blunt I will not beat around the bush on anything because there is absolutely no point and it gets nothing accomplished...don't like it oh well I'll live (and very likely not care at all either if you do or don't) I, am happy with my life so I don't need to hear any "well you're being emo" and so on with that kind of crap. bottom line is, I am a bit of a jerk and proud of it, that's just me no emo, no depression, no whining about how sucky life is, I'm just a bonafide jerk. Yes I know it must be, impossible for you all to believe that it exists out there but newsflash children it does. Here's some nice quotes I like to use a lot to prove it..
"What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap at all? this guy right here *points to self*"
"yeah that's great but I re-he-heeally do not care at all"
"no, nope I don't give a damn at all...wait hold on! oh phew, thought I started to for a second it's okay false alarm"
"Oh, I care so little, I almost passed out from it."
"The fact is that you are what you eat, and you clearly went out and devoured a big fat man." *I'll say this to fat people who irritate me*
"I was just now wondering if there was anything that could actually push my headache into a full blown migraine... and there you are."
"Uhm, I'm sorry. I was in my own little world, talking to myself, dreaming about candy bracelets, which means I'm clearly not paying attention to you"
anyways those are just some of the things I will say to people who remotely annoy me. this does not however mean I am incapable of being nice, I can be..you just really have to get on my good side to experience and now I'm gonna let ya know right now it's not exactly a nirvana but I'm sure it'll be a far greater deal more pleasant to talk too. Overall people this is me, this is who I am and if you don't like it I'd really, really have to try as hard as I can to care less than I naturally do already. Don't be afraid to talk, message me or whatever I will be polite at first, and will continue to do so if we can get along.
"What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap at all? this guy right here *points to self*"
"yeah that's great but I re-he-heeally do not care at all"
"no, nope I don't give a damn at all...wait hold on! oh phew, thought I started to for a second it's okay false alarm"
"Oh, I care so little, I almost passed out from it."
"The fact is that you are what you eat, and you clearly went out and devoured a big fat man." *I'll say this to fat people who irritate me*
"I was just now wondering if there was anything that could actually push my headache into a full blown migraine... and there you are."
"Uhm, I'm sorry. I was in my own little world, talking to myself, dreaming about candy bracelets, which means I'm clearly not paying attention to you"
anyways those are just some of the things I will say to people who remotely annoy me. this does not however mean I am incapable of being nice, I can be..you just really have to get on my good side to experience and now I'm gonna let ya know right now it's not exactly a nirvana but I'm sure it'll be a far greater deal more pleasant to talk too. Overall people this is me, this is who I am and if you don't like it I'd really, really have to try as hard as I can to care less than I naturally do already. Don't be afraid to talk, message me or whatever I will be polite at first, and will continue to do so if we can get along.
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Ur a very bad brudder, ya know that?! I'm mad @ u........*pouts* stupid brudder.....
Harlequin Sprite, July 24th, 2007 at 10:24:37pm
I did, just msg me back there lady, anyday now would be nice.
Ohio_Bandit, June 4th, 2007 at 04:22:38am
yo brudda!!!! send me a message sum time...puhweeeeeeezzz!!!!!
Tragedy Rose, May 24th, 2007 at 01:47:45pm
whoa...I'm alive after all, scary scary..mwahaha
Ohio_Bandit, May 14th, 2007 at 12:32:51am
I...can not...understand one frickin word out of that...
Ohio_Bandit, April 25th, 2007 at 06:07:58am
im gladz itz gonez... ha hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha goodbye prized possesion of billyz.. jk jk jk... im in a goodz moodz but im boredz soz im messageing and randomzing! ha! ~luz shay!
love is but a dream, April 24th, 2007 at 11:09:51am
x_x *plays taps* it deserves a decent burial..
Ohio_Bandit, April 20th, 2007 at 04:23:46pm
definatly it had 5gb of memory too T_T
Kajora, April 20th, 2007 at 11:02:09am
jeez...may it R.I.P. then..what a loss...
Ohio_Bandit, April 19th, 2007 at 07:39:47pm
hour is 11:00 am
Kajora, April 19th, 2007 at 11:11:30am
Alan today at this hour my MP3 player has died cause every time I turn it on it says and I qoute "File System Corrupted!" I think a damn virus is in there ><
Kajora, April 19th, 2007 at 11:11:08am
ha I know how that is, I ain't blamin you it's whoever starts those freakin chain letters. aye yi yi they're ridiculous, sometimes comical because they're ridiculous
Ohio_Bandit, April 14th, 2007 at 11:17:17pm
haha I was bored...What can I say.
Kristen'ssexyvampire, April 13th, 2007 at 10:23:31am
10 relationship problems...? well THAT won't ever be a problem cause I've never really been in one to begin with! an since things seem to wanna keep stayin that way I'm pretty sure I'm safe
Ohio_Bandit, April 3rd, 2007 at 12:18:14am
READ THIS WHOLE THING. IT'S SO DANG TRUE* 1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. If not for you, someone may not be living. 8. You are special and unique. 9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world. 12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it. 13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. 14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know. 15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great. Add this as a comment to ten of your friends tonight and at midnight your true love will find you. Something good will happen to you at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. Whoever breaks this chain letter will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten years tag ur it!! this is so scary!!! send this to 15 ppl in the next 143 min. and then press F6 and your crushes name will appear in big letters!! it is so scary because it works.... but if you break the chain..
Kristen'ssexyvampire, April 2nd, 2007 at 11:05:13pm