Ohio_Bandit

I'm going to be honest, I tend to be extremely sarcastic and/or mean with what I say..it is because I don't exactly care about a lot of things, never have and very likely never will. I'm not gonna put up some b.s. profile trying to make me out to be some super awesome person, this is me an if ya don't like it well then go complain about it to someone whose actually capable of caring to do so. I tell it like it is, very truthful, to the point, direct and probably very blunt I will not beat around the bush on anything because there is absolutely no point and it gets nothing accomplished...don't like it oh well I'll live (and very likely not care at all either if you do or don't) I, am happy with my life so I don't need to hear any "well you're being emo" and so on with that kind of crap. bottom line is, I am a bit of a jerk and proud of it, that's just me no emo, no depression, no whining about how sucky life is, I'm just a bonafide jerk. Yes I know it must be, impossible for you all to believe that it exists out there but newsflash children it does. Here's some nice quotes I like to use a lot to prove it..

"What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap at all? this guy right here *points to self*"

"yeah that's great but I re-he-heeally do not care at all"

"no, nope I don't give a damn at all...wait hold on! oh phew, thought I started to for a second it's okay false alarm"

"Oh, I care so little, I almost passed out from it."

"The fact is that you are what you eat, and you clearly went out and devoured a big fat man." *I'll say this to fat people who irritate me*

"I was just now wondering if there was anything that could actually push my headache into a full blown migraine... and there you are."

"Uhm, I'm sorry. I was in my own little world, talking to myself, dreaming about candy bracelets, which means I'm clearly not paying attention to you"

anyways those are just some of the things I will say to people who remotely annoy me. this does not however mean I am incapable of being nice, I can be..you just really have to get on my good side to experience and now I'm gonna let ya know right now it's not exactly a nirvana but I'm sure it'll be a far greater deal more pleasant to talk too. Overall people this is me, this is who I am and if you don't like it I'd really, really have to try as hard as I can to care less than I naturally do already. Don't be afraid to talk, message me or whatever I will be polite at first, and will continue to do so if we can get along.