IsabellaJade

IsabellaJade
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Courtney
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Member since September 11th, 2006

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Nuthin in my nogin
I'm A Smart Ass Playing Stupid
&& You're Just Jealous
Because We Act
Retarded In Public &
People Still Love Us.
♥♥♥


R.I.P. DD And Roy's Baby

Hello everybody!! Just for looking at my profile you get an esspresso and a free puppy!!! (Or a free kitty if you're a cat person!!!)
First of all, I would like to thank everybody who has made me feel extremely welcomed on the site you guys are coolio *makes rock on sign while punching fist in the air* YEAH!!!!! I also just wanna let everyone know that also I'm looking for friends at any point in time so don't be shy.





***If you have ever pushed on a door that said "PULL" copy and paste this on to your homepage****

"Hey girls, you're beautiful. Don't look at those stupid magazines with sticklike models. Eat healthy and exercise. That's all. Don't let anyone tell you you're not good enough. You are good enough, too good. Love your family with all your heart and listen to it. You are gorgeous, whether you're a size 3 or a size 14. It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside, as long as you're a good person. As long as you respect others. I know it's been told hundreds of times before, but its true. Hey girls, you are beautiful." Gerard Way.

Too bad the rest of society doesn't think like that...

I love this quote-
"Laydies, if there's shitty-ass-rock-dudes that says that you'll get a free backstage-pass if you'll show them your boobs. Do you know what I want you to do? I want you to spit in their fucking face, and scream "FUCK YOU" - Gerard Way


My fave quotes from my Fave ppl:
Gerard- I was outside in my make up and costume, this man infront of a crack house said you better stay on that side of the road motherfucker, i'll knock you out.

Homophobia is Gay.



Easy peezy pumpkin peezy pumpkin pie, mother fucker!

Here's to the kids who were never okay,

who brought their bullets in return for your love.

To the kids who live life on the murder scene, seeking revenge on those who wronged them
.
To the kids who lost their fear of falling,

who refuse to drink to show their support for Gerard's decision.

Here's to the kids who sign their name xoxo, fuck sincerely.

The kids who love demolition style, who would end their days in a hail of bullets for thy lover.

Here's to the kids who will spend their nights dreaming of what life would be like if they were G. F. R. B. or M. instead of partying with others.

Here's to the kids who play with action figures instead of doing homework.

Here's to the kids who mourned over the loss of Mikey's glasses,

here's to the kids who put bars and X's over their eyes to be just like their heroes.

Here's to the kids who scream fuck you to anyone who starts shit with them.

Here's to the kids who believe they're vampires, just like the MCR boys.

Here's to the kids who were welcomed to the black parade.

Here's to the kids who are not afraid to keep on living or walk this world alone.

To the kids who could've been a better son.

Here's to the kids who raise their glasses high for tomorrow we die, and we all go to hell.

Here's to the kids who put sister to sleep, who set ferris wheels ablaze.
To the kids who take pills that counteract the booze they drink.

Here's to the kids with poison and pills.

To the kids who Fire At Will.

Here's to the kids who loved pansy, and all its glory.

To the kids who cried at the sight of Robert Bryar burning on the set of FLW.

Here's to every soldier, vampire, and parader, to every Fan.

Here's to each and every one of you My Chemical Romance fans.

Your dedication is what makes the world go round.




This is for all the kids who doodle MCR lyrics instead of paying attention in class.

This is for all the kids who listened to 'I'm Not Okay' on repeat because it made them feel like they weren't alone.

This is for all the kids who have seen 'Life On The Murder Scene' twenty bajillion times.

This is for all the kids who bought 'The Black Parade' the second it came out and clung to it like a security blanket for a month.

This is for all the kids who love Gerard, no matter what color his hair is.

This is for all the kids think Mikey is awesome, with or without glasses.

This is for all the kids who wish they could play guitar like Frank.

This is for all the kids were worried about Bob when he burnt his leg.

This is for all the kids who secretly fantasize about playing with Ray's hair.

This is for all the kids who know that as long as there is a My Chemical Romance, they will never be alone.

This is for all the kids who love My Chemical Romance with all their hearts.

This is for all the kids who wear their t-shirts not just to look cool, but to promote them too.

This is for all the kids who saved up their allowance for months, babysat, and mowed lawns to go to their concert and sing every word.

This is for all the kids who were never okay.

This is for the MCRmy.


Funny huh?

Isnt it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a a mini with a tshirt that barely cover anything?

Isnt it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful?

ISNT IT FUNNY that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone

are you laughing?

Isnt it funny a emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?

ISNT IT FUNNY that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?

im not laughing.

ITS SO FUNNY that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.

ISNT IT FUNNY that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.

HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OF LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS

KEEP ON LAUGHING

isnt it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life

without knowing her situation with her friends

or her family

or her LIFE

BRAVE ISNT GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING

BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH

OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND

BRAVE IS

GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WHORES AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES

ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT

ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET

ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS

BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMOROW ISNT A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE

ITS ANOTHER DAY OF BITCHING AND DODGING RUMORS

KEEP ON LAUGHING.

I don't think it's funny at all and if you have a heart u won't either!!!


The Ten Commandments of Gerard Way

1.Thou shall never let them take you alive.

2.Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee

3.Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior

4.Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely

5.Thou shall unleash the fucking bats

6.Thou shall strike violent poses

7.Thou shall stay out of the light

8.Thou shall suck thy enemies blood

9.Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses

10.Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living



The Ten Commandments of Mikey Way

1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thineself
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heaters

The Ten Commandments of Frank Iero

1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe

2. Thou shall eat skittles

3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up

4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood

5. Thou shall get tattoos

6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too)

7. Thou shall grin with all teeth

8. Thou shall change hair style every year

9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict

10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun


The Ten Commandments of Bob Bryar

1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou

2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses

3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly

4. Thou shall love cats

5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown

6. Thou shall T.P New York

7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more

8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way’s phone number

9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever

10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal


[color=SlateBlue ]The Ten Commandments of Ray Toro[/color]

1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more

2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes

3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well (I never even knew he wore them)

4. Thou shall not like to read

5. Thou shall not bother to cook

6. Thou shall play until thou gets ‘Guitar Burn’

7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened

8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part

9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do ‘that’ in thy direction

10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro


You Know You're an MCR Fan When...

1. You have at least one MCRSavedMyLife story

2.When someone says "'fro," you say "Ray Toro!"

3.When someone says "Chemical," or "Romance," you think..."MCR!"

4. When you think of New Jersey, you think of Belleville.

5. When someone talks about St. Helena, Montana, you think Helena.

6. You've had their CD for two weeks and iTunes says it's been played at least 46 times.

7. You have mixed feelings about the Used. Bert? Or Gerard?

8. You wake up at two AM thinking about Mikey.

9. You view Alicia Simmons as the new Adrienne Armstrong.

10. You truly believe the Black Parade will come to you when you die (Hello Gerard!)

11. You believe they should hire you to be in all their videos since you dance to the songs like nobody's business.

12. Black is your favorite color.

13. The only reason you watch 24 is so you can have something in common with Ray.

14. It pains you to watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force because of the rejection it caused Gerard.

15. You know Bob is a fuzzy bunny and Frank is a princess.

16. You wouldn't mind watching Gerard draw all day.

17. You count the days to and from your MCR concerts.

18. You have their tour schedule on a Word Document on your computer.

19. You've writeten at least one fanfic.

20. You'd join the TMNT, just to be with Bob.

21. You wouldn't mind Gerard and Mikey smellling like shit if it meant you got to go on tour with them!

22. You'd offer Frank your shower at 3 AM.

23. Even your parents know the words to Welcome to the Black Parade.

24. You dye your hair like Gerard did a few years ago and lament as that random red splotch at the back of your head fades away.

25.You scream when your parents accidentally throw away the review of the show you went to a week before. Then you immediately get it off the internet.

26. None of your friends like them but they could probably write a book on them you talk about them so much.

27. You've Googled their high schools.

28. You adhere to the MCR Bible, the Ten Commandments of the Black Parade, the Ten Commandments of Gerard Way and the Ten Commandments of a Chemical Romantic.

29. You don't care anymore when people call them emo because you know they're not.

30. You'd cut off Bob and Ray's hair if it meant you could have it all to yourself.

31. You relate to Mikey and his unicorn/coffee/sushi fetish.

32. You really wish Frank would talk on stage.

33. You celebrate their birthdays with religion. Yes, that means costumes.

34. You've named pets/stuffed animals/instruments after them ("C'mere Mikey! Good boy Mikey, good boy!"

35. The people in your band have set a ban on you singing anymore MCR at practice. Needless to say, this is a rule meant to be broken.

36. You sneak into your computer lab at school at lunch to watch their videos.

37. You call your younger sister "Mikey." Therefore, she hates you. But you can't help that she is skinny, tallish and wears glasses.

38. You plan on making a pilgrimage to Belleville, New Jersey as soon as possible.

39. You listen to every band they say they like during interviews.

40. You only tolerate Brandon Flowers because Gerard Way says he likes the Killers and Brandon likes MCR.

41. Your daydreams consist of commentary on your school day by Mikey, Frank, Gerard, Bob and Ray.

42. You call Gerard "Gee."

43.Your friends all get a glazed look when you mention MCR.

44. You've read Ecstasy: Three Tales of Chemical Romance, by Irvine Welsh.

45. You wrote an essay about how you admire Gerard when your English teacher told you that you had to write something about someone you admired.

46. You're known to wear a black stripe over your eyes to school when you're feeling extra MCR-ish.

47. Life on the Murder Scene=LOTMS

48. You support Bob Bryar's solo project.

49. Even if they went gansta, you'd still love them.

50. You just wrote and or read this (or forced a friend too.)


If abercrombie & fitch said that breathing was for losers 92% of the teenage population would be dead.If your part of the 8% that would be laughing thier heads of in the background paste this on your page Mo'fos.

Yay! Congratulations to mr and mrs mikey way coz they got married backstage of one of thier shows on march the 8th so congrats to alicia simmons way.
"chants"
WE LOVE ALI
WE LOVE ALI
WE LOVE ALI

"Shouts"
DON'T WORRY JAMIA WE LOVE YOU TOO!!!!!!


20 Ways to Tell If You're a Real My Chemical Romance Fan

1.Real MCR fans know more songs than "Welcome to the Black Parade."

2. Real MCR fans know Gerard Way's brother's name.

3. Real MCR fans shout 'HELL YES!' when one of their songs comes on.

4. Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/sisters/parents/friends for dissing Gerard's hair.

5. Real MCR fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.

6. Real MCR fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band's have for a MCR concert.

7. Real MCR fans take time to right on the front of all their underwear "I love Gerard

8. Real MCR fans ask their mom "What's for dinner?" and are disappointed when she doesn't say Gerard.

9. Real MCR fans start smoking because they think they will be HAWT like Frank and Gerard.
10. Real MCR fans ask for Bob the Bryar for Christmas and cry when they don't get him.

11. Real MCR fans do dirty things with their MCR action figures and are proud to admit it.

12. Real MCR fans sleep with a picture of MCR and actually have to wipe off the drool stains.

13. Real MCR fans piss themselves when they see them... on the televison.

14. Real MCR fans would admit to let them rape you.

15. Real MCR fans go in a rendition of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge when they hear a guy in a restaurant say "So Long"

16.Real MCR fans often zone out, listening to MCR in their heads, and when someone asks them a question they scream the lyrics they were just thinking of.

17. Real MCR fans giggle everytime Gerard Way says the word 'way' in his songs

18. Real MCR fans will scream "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, **insert bandmember's name here**!!" on his birthday, regardless of how quiet the room is.

19. Real MCR fans watch "Life On the Murder Scene" twice a day then apologize to plants.

20. Real MCR fans have this on their profile.



You know you’re a My Chemical Romance Freak when
1. Your carpet is soaked with drool after watching them play on TV
2. You cry when u hear them play your favorite song live
3. You hear someone say My Chemical Romance and you snap to attention
4. You stand your ground and defend them when someone tries to criticize them
5. You feel like burning the TRL building down
6. You read a story and claim you saw one of the band members names, though its not there
7. You have a MCR song for every point in your day
8. You lick the TV when there on it, Mmm..MCR
9. You recite the words to the song when someone even mutters just a word of it.
10. You Live by the words of My Chemical Romance
11. You've asked your parents millions of times if you could make MCR your religion!!


Mikey: Fuck you!
Gerard: Fuck yourself!
Mikey: Go fuck a cow!
Gerard: Go fuck a toaster and turn it on!
Mikey: Go fuck you mom!
Gerard: She's your mom too, dumbass

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♥------------♥------------♥
-o--MIKEY WAY-------o
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.........|||RIP PANSY! PUT
.........|||THIS ON YOU PAGE TO
.........|||REMEMBER PANSY WHO
......../|||\WAS MURDERED BY AN MTV
......./|00|\TECHNICIAN!! ="[
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...../|||/.\|||\R.I.P PANSY!!!
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.../|||/.....\|||\ <<<<< pansy was frank iero"s guitar


This is dedicated to everyone:
Who was a demolition lover,
Who was NEVER okay,
Who was Welcomed to the Black Parade.
This is for every Patient, Helena and Harmless vampire,
This is for every single fan who may never get to see them play,
Who live Life on the Murder Scene,
Who cried watching The Ghost Of You,
Who cried watching Famous Last Words,
This is for every fan who worried about Bobs burn,
Who are obsessed with Rays hair,
Who mourned the loss of Mikeys glasses,
Who worry about Franks health,
Who search the internet endlessly for new articles on the band
And those who help Gerard stay sober,
This is to, Everyone whos not afraid to keep on living.





-----Green Day Time-------
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF A GREEN DAY

1. Thou shall not leave thy friends in need.
2. Thou shall live in the minority as sons of rage and love.
3. Thou shall thank your lucky stars.
4. Thou shall whine about nothing and everything all at once.
5. Thou shall spend a day of pot and blow off steam with methamphetamine.
6. Thou shall say thou’s 1000 hours love in a song if thou’s pen is writing wrong.
7. Thou shall respect the messiah, Michael, the king, Tre, and the lord, Billie Joe.
8. Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the sweet children.
9. Thou shall not ask “why?”. (Tis a lesson learned in time.)
10. Thou shall rock hard (if need be, pantsless).


YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH GREEN DAY WHEN...

1. You have other albums than American Idiot
2. You know other songs than American Idiot
3. You have Bullet in a bible
4. When someone says 'cool' you start thinking Tre Cool
5. Green is one of your favorite colors
6. You hate George W. Bush
7. You celebrate their birhtdays
8. Your walls are covered in their posters
9. If you don't have all of their albums/dvd's, you never give up on looking for them
10. You're against war
11. You have sent an e-mail to George Bush from greendaynrdc.com
12. You buy anything that has something to do with Green Day
13. You're not ashamed to wear their merchandise stuff in school or anywhere in public
14. You scream when you hear one of their songs on the radio
15. You buy every magazine that has something about them
16. You (almost) cry when you forget to watch one of their interviews on Tv
17. At least one of their songs has emotional meaning to you
18. You start laughing in the middle of a class in school when you remember something they have said or done in an interview
19. If someone talks shit about them, you get offended and punch that motherfucker(or at least kick or something)
20. You have heard all of their songs
21. You listen to their music everyday
22. You remember many of their quotes
23. Some of their songs make you just wanna jump around and dance
24. You want to play guitar/bass/drums just like Billie Joe/Mike/Tre does
25. You make sure you spell the band name 'Green Day' and not 'green day'
26. You truly love each of the band members
27. You (almost) scream out of happiness everytime you watch Bullet in a bible
28. You never shut up about them
29. You have read Catcher in the rye because it's Billie Joe's favorite book (and you loved it)
30. You have this on your profile


. . . 92% of the teenage population has moved on to rap. if you are part of the 8% that stayed with rock/punk, put this in your profile. Keeping it real ROCK ON!!

(\__/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him on your
(*)_(*) homepage and help him on his
way to WORLD DOMINATION


I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me. I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didnt have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends im a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"



Mikey. He is my favoritest. Gerard is awesum but Mikey Way is the shit! Nobody cares about Mikey. It’s always OMFG! Gerard. But Mikey is bitchin. He kicks so much ass on the bass. And I’m in love with that fucking bass! It’s beautiful. Silver and Black (silver and cold hehe) and oh so sexi and smooth. Anyways… At first I didn’t like Mikey’s new look but now… I realize he is incredibly sexi! Well I mean duh… he’s Mikey Way! But I like his old look. I like the old Mikey better cuz of his sexi glasses and his shaggy hair and his sexi jeans and his combat boots and his Anthrax shirt and his “I’ll Give E’m hell” attitude. Mikey’s ass is so sexy and ghetto and fucking huge!!! His ass is like…*drool* … fucking yummy. I mean… Gerard has a nice one but god damn at Michael James Way’s Ass….But my people said that Mikey is taking a break from the band (break is codeword for leave) because he just got married (March 7, 2007) to Alicia Simmons. But I hope he doesn’t leave the band cuz he’ll take half my love for MCR with him. Wow. I think I should stop writing about Mikey.

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Mikey sticking a metal fork in an electric toaster
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Mikey turning an electric heater on in the shower
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I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! Guess whats in it?
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♥ If You Ever Felt Alone ♥
♥ If You Ever Felt Rejected ♥
♥ If You Ever Felt Confused ♥
♥ If You Ever Felt Anxious ♥
♥ If You Ever Felt Wrong ♥
♥ If You Ever Felt Wronged ♥
♥ If You Ever Felt Unclean ♥
♥ If You Ever Felt Angry ♥
♥ If You Ever Felt Ashamed ♥
♥ If You Ever Felt Curious ♥
♥ If You Ever Felt Used ♥


♥ Be Prepared To Feel Revenge ♥
♥ Feel The Romance ♥


♥ My Brutal Romance ♥
♥ My Beautiful Romance ♥
♥ My Innocent Romance ♥
♥ My Childish Romance ♥
♥ My Miserable Romance ♥
♥ My X-Rated Romance ♥
♥ My Harlequin Romance ♥
♥ My Selfish Romance ♥


Gerard: I have a nihilistic attitude so it's like, the new gay...it's popular. You know what I mean?
Frank: Popsicle is the new black.
Gerard: What did I say? Oh yeah. Screaming is the new gay, everybody's doing it.
Frank: I wish it were Popsicle.
Gerard: Popsicles?
Frank: Popsicles should be the new black and then everyone would have one.
Mikey: I like Popsicles...


**********************************************************************************
On the bus ride to Chamberlain, where the whole college was going to learn about polar bears, Frankie and Gerard were having a strange, yet relaxing conversation. Frankie closed his eyes. "Listen. You hear that Gerard? It's so relaxing."

Gerard was probably drunk or something. "It sounds like........ RAINBOWS!!"

"Uhhh.... Gee? You okay?" Gerard looked like he was in La La Land. Eyes closed, mouth open in a big smile, and giggling like a little girl. Frankie turned around to face Mikey.

"Mikey, your brother's broken!"
**********************************************************************************


For the childish, or childish at heart =] - Hilarious Things to in Wal Mart

-x-Grab 20 boxes of condoms and randomly place them in peoples carts when they're not looking

-x-Go to sporting goods and find a gun, then ask an employee if they knows where the anti-deppresants are

-x-Walk around sneakly whilst humming the Mission Impossible theme song out loud

-x-Grab one of the rubber play balls and throw them down the aisle yelling "I choose you Pikachu!"

-x-Wait until the overhead announcments come on and then fall to the floor yelling "No, The voices are back"

-x-Go into the changing rooms and wait a while then yell out "Hey, There's No Toilet Paper In Here!"

-x-Walk up to an employee and with a serious look say 'Code 39 in Linens" and then see what happens.



I am seriously am addicted to Ferard stories...heck...WHO ISN'T?!

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