i am ninja

Ok, about me.......I'm 14 extremely annoying, and random....

Hello there!
It's so nice to meet you!
Welcome to the world of pokémon
My name is Rowan!
However, everyone calls me the Pokémon Professor.
Before I go any further, is this your first adventure?
If you need advice I'm certainly capable of giving it.
This world is widely inhabited by creatures known as Pokémon
We humans live alongside Pokémon as friends.
At times we play together at other times we work together.
Some people use their Pokémon to battle and develop closer bonds with them.
What do i do?
I conduct research so that we may learn more about Pokémon.
Now, why don't you tell me a little about yourself?
Are you a boy?
or are you a girl?
[me: I'm a girl I think]
Alright, so you're a girl.
Tell me what is your name?
[me: timmy]
Your name is Miranda?
Ok...
So, You're Miranda.
A fine name that is!
[me: it's timmy!!!!]
Now this boy here... I believe he's your friend.
[me: no he's not]
What might his name be?
Dark, is it?
[me: *nodds head*]
That's your friend's name?
All right, so Miranda, the time has come.
[me: oh joy]
Your very own tale of grand adventure is about to unfold.
On your journey, you will meet countless Pokémon and people
{me: z..z...z....Z....Z...z...z..z]
I'm sure that on your way you will discover many things, perhaps even
something about yourself
[me: like?]
Now go on, leap into the world of pokémon!