Mike's Bitch
- Name
- Zoe Pritchard aka Mike's Bitch
- Age
- 34
- Gender
- Female
- Location
- DBZ & GD Neverland!!!
Member since January 4th, 2007
Contact
- PM
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- never go on msn haha
- MySpace
- i dont have myspace lmao
About
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MY INFO
Ok, here we go....
My name is Zoe Pritchard (please note it is my alias name) I am also called Mike's Bitch or The Non-American Idiot...... I am also called Fridge by my so called friends...... (dont ask)
I am 17, straight, approx 5ft 7inch and have HUGE size 9 feet
I fall off chairs a lot... *falls off chair*
I poke or prod people randomly *pokes and prods you*
When its too quiet, I make noises *miaows* .... *pop*
I can play bass and I plan on getting one soon!!!!!! But my mum says "you're not having a bass" so if I do get one, she'l probs take it away... awww....
I can play the drums a lil bit, not brilliant at them....
I cannot play guitar to save my life
I can play the piano and accordian
I used to be able to play the flute... *cringe*
People Who Are Not Me Writing On My Profile!!!
MagiquePomme_Wo_Ot
Alien Asian was here!
Mess with her and I will kickyour ass!
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THIS JOKE IS FUNNY!!!!
A lady walks into a bar and sees a guy sitting at the counter, she goes over and asks him what he is drinking.
"Magic beer" he says.
She thinks hes a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after that tthere is noone else worth talking to, so she goes back the the man and says "That isn't really magic beer is it?".
"Yes i'll show you". He takes a dink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building 3 times and comes back in the window.
The lady cant believe it. "I bet you cant do that again".
He takes another drink of his beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building 3 times & comes back in the window.
She is so amazed that she says she wants a magic beer, so the guy says to the bar tender, "give here one of what I'm having".
She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body & dies.
The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know superman, you're a real jerk when you're drunk".
Stuff I Love About Green Day
Their music fucking rocks!!!!
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!
Billie Joe is cute!!! And Tre is sexy but for me, Mike is my favourite... He is so darn cute and hot and fucking sexy and I love him muchly!!!
*pause*
I
MIKE DIRNT!!!!!!!!!! *falls off chair*
Aw.... *strokes photo* so f****** sexy.....
BIAB amazed me so much!!! It showed me how much they love their music, they played so passionately (sounds soppy eh?) and Mike inspired me to play Bass, I couldn't keep my eyes off him lol
Quotes
Billie Joe Quotes:
As long as he's gonna be President I'm gonna have to say f*** George W Bush
GET OUT OF MY F****** GARDEN!!!!!!
And my name, is George W Bush! *crowd boos* Actually my name is Asshole *crowd cheers*
OOOOOH!!!
OOOOOOOOHH!!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!!!
SOMEBODY F*** ME!!!!!!!!!!
*sings* I'm never gonna be a mud hippy... like YOU!!!
Tre Quotes:
Tre Cool plays the drums in Green Day... And he.. *sniff* snorts donut sprinkles... oooh... ooh, thats a sweet drain *grins*
Orange Mocha Frappachino!!!
We're actually considering becoming Canadian citizens since George Bush stole another election
YOU TAKE AWAY MY RIIIIGGGHHHTTSSSS!!! YOU SUCK!!!! SHUT UUUUPPPP!!!! YOU TAKE AWAY MY RIIIGGHHHTTSSS!!!!
Mike Quotes:
If you're Mr Sensitive, don't hang out with us
Happiness is a road travelled not a destination
YOU GUYS LIKE TO F*** ASS!!!
Im a freak mother f***** lets get it on
Billie: Mike will you do your radio voice?
Mike: Well.. SOMETIMES I DO MY RADIO VOICE *ccccshshhshhs* AND MAKE IT SOUND LIKE THERE'S A MONSTER IN THE ROOM!!!
Togetherness Quotes:
Mike: Acid agreed with me way too much when I was a kid... stay off it... its bad stuff
Tre: Sniff glue!!!
Mike: WHY ARE THERE NO CLOUDS IN THE SKY?!?!
Tre: BECAUSE GOD WANTS TO WATCH HIS FAVOURITE BAND AGAIN!!!
Interviewer: So uh, what do you guys like to do in your spare time?
*they look at each other*
Tre: Fiddle about.... Fiddle about...
*they laugh*
Billie: You know... I'm not quite sure....
Mike: I like to do the same as you...
*Billie pulls a wtf face*
Mike: Hold Little Mike
*Mike bursts out laughing and hides behind Tre and Billie*
MY GREATEST TEN SECONDS Will be......
Climb up onto the stage at a Green Day concert (ch'yeah!) kiss Billie and Tre and then make out with Mike, moon the bouncers and then dive into the moshpit, hopefully crowd surfing
How fucking hot!!! Sorry mike dirnts bass, I stole it off your profile!!!!CLICK THIS ---->DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE!!!
HOUSE ROCKS!!!
I didn't make that but I LOVE it!!! House rocks soooo much!!!
THE NEW SERIES STARTED ON THE 22nd MARCH!!!!
MY NEW FAVOURITE QUOTE!!!
Lady: I'm lookgin after him for the same reason you treated him
House: Some guy shot you in the neck and you hallucinated???
My R.I.P.'s
04/09/2006 Steve Irwin - The Crocodile Hunter
25/01/07 Bennyboo Three Legs - My nan's dear three legged Old English Sheep Dog
IMA MESSAGEBOARD IDIOT!!!!!!!
Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie: 0-99
Geek: 100 - 299
Idiot: 300 - ....
DRAGONBALL Z
I LOVE DRAGONBALL Z!!!! *falls off chair*
Vegeta has the best fucking attitude EVER!!! I AM HIS LOST TWIN SISTER!!!! I SWEAR!!! *falls off chair*
Wanna see him??? Of course you do!!!
Yes.... That is Vegeta.....
And that is Vegeta in super saiyan form when he was possesed by Babidi, but in this screenshot (not taken by me) he broke the possesion and decided he would pretend he was still under mind control but destroy Majin Buu.... yip *nod*
And just in case you want a better look at my profile picture.....
VEGETA QUOTES!!!
"This is ridiculous! I am a warrior! Not a.. a.. a variety of flower!"
"Why do you keep looking over here? Have you never seen a pink shirt before? If you like it that much you can have it!"
"Ah! You imbecile! You tell me now?! Don't you think that's important information?!"
"You're not a warrior! You're just a mindless freak of nature!!!"
TRUNKS QUOTES!!!
"You should know that a weapon doesn't make the man!"
"Waa, waa! Stop cryin' ya loser!"
"Dummy!"
VEGETA AVATARS from Saiyajin Rivalry
GOKU AVATARS from Saiyajin Rivalry
TRUNKS AVATARS from Saiyajin Rivalry
GOHAN DANCE!!!
Gohan Avatar
DOCTOR WHO ROCKS YOUR SOCKS!!!!
LMFAO!!!!
I hurt now... fell off the chair too much.... doh...
THIS IS THE WAY I AM!!! IF YOU DONT LIKE IT THEN F*** YOU!!!!
ASSHOLES!!!!Comments
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awwwwwwwww
the Chaser just finished half their season a couple of weeks ago, and now they ain't back till beginning of september...we're hoping they do a signing in Melbourne.
OMG we're up to the shakespeare episode on Saturday [tomorrow], and I'm already hooked, even though its only been one week! XD
Miss Murder, July 6th, 2007 at 10:14:35am
HI!!!!
I am going to send your letter tomorrow, I swear!!! I shall send the photos asap, but its midnight, and I have to clean my room :S
OMG I just watched the first ep of Dr. Who this season in Aus, OMG. I love it! I love the David Tennant Catherine Tate SIDS sketch. It's brill XD
Hope you're well!
xx Eliza
Miss Murder, July 3rd, 2007 at 09:59:04am
oooof course, House pwns.
ColleenStarship, April 18th, 2007 at 09:11:22am
are you seriouse??? oh wow i was kidding about hte boy sex thing XD
Hybrid Zombie, March 23rd, 2007 at 10:01:28pm
goku vegita same thing
i think they both ended up haveing
boy sex anyways...
:)
Hybrid Zombie, March 22nd, 2007 at 03:26:07pm
hey i love all the quotes and all the pictures. so how are you?
x-Billie and Adie-x, March 22nd, 2007 at 01:21:50pm
i used to love Dragon ball so mhuc!!!
^-^
Slackerbitch, March 22nd, 2007 at 08:07:46am
lol actually no! its 9:15, I just got home :P not from school, from the gym...my moms decided to join me up...its WIERD.
and indeed, he IS da MAN!!! im watching 'extras' and theres a green day poster in the dudes room! AAAAH! DIRNTYYY!
Miss Murder, March 21st, 2007 at 06:18:21am
hi!! yay! it arrived!
I'm ok! how are you?
Miss Murder, March 21st, 2007 at 03:14:25am
hey you ok? lol doctor who rocks. you been up to much?
x-Billie and Adie-x, March 19th, 2007 at 04:33:10pm
=0
YAY!
Yay!, March 19th, 2007 at 12:06:42pm
I drew one pic of Videl too. I drew almost every character there is, just for giggles. My best drawings are my Vegeta ones, though. XD
Insurgentes, March 16th, 2007 at 11:30:21am
*snorts sugar up nose off a teaspoon*
i dare you to do a bunny hop
Yay!, March 16th, 2007 at 11:21:41am
Falafel is the tasty-ness that only people who go "Tlehelehehe" know how to make...
No, I'm kidding
That.One.Asian.Kid, March 16th, 2007 at 10:08:21am
XD All good, all good.
Remind me if I get a scanner, I'll show you some of my drawings of him.
Insurgentes, March 15th, 2007 at 08:00:19pm