xDKenDx

Shmexiest eyes ye'll ever see. 0.0
(SORRY DAVEY FOR STEALING THAT SECOND BANNER BUT ISH TOO DAMN SHMEXY)

Err... I'm Ken ... and i'm an alcoholic... Wait, no. Hi I'm Ken and I'm gay XD I fuck kitties all the time cuz It's all I can actually fuck, ya i know my life sucks ... But your sucks more!! At least I don't share my shampoo and i can comb my hair by myself i have an imaginary frind that fucks up my mind too :]
Well, I'm naturally fucked up in the head. Applause, applause.

...

Not really. I don't smoke, and I don't drink... (tho i'm not one of those... straight edge... thingies...)
Too bad I can't say the same.

wow...at first I thought you actually were gay. O_O


You eat toast, though.
Evil evil evil.
You still need to get internet smacked!



yes rly... o_o

o.O Me being here is all Spunkii Bum's fault! She showed me GSB, then made me sniff it, smoke it, and drown in it and stuff. Then she cut me in half, shove gsb in, then glue me together and freakish stuff like that.
So kill her! And offer her to the necrophilaic puppy!!.. Or make love to her! =) Sasha is the best person ever!!! I love her more than I love my fucking ugly kitties XD And I know someday i'ma end up eating her hair :]

you sure that's good for your health?


(...Dont get mad, Ken, I'm just bored.)
(...Dont get mad, Sasha, i'm just bored.)
(...Dont get mad, Kyra, you're just a ho.)

......not even gonna engage in this..


Mmm... What else...
Sex.

*snicker snicker*

Yeh, I like lots of music styles... Most of my favorite bands are...
- Blind Guardian - Lacrimosa - Sonata Arctica - 30 seconds to Mars - Kill Hannah - Tiamat - L'Âme Immortelle - Guns N' Roses - Savage Circus - Ancient - H.I.M - White Stripes - John Lennon - The Beatles - Queen - Sick Puppies - Anthrax - Angra - Apocalyptica - Avalanch - Blackmore's Night - Demons & Wizards - Dokken - Dragonforce - Edu Falaschi - Shaaman - Evanescence - Nightwish - Lacuna Coil - Lullacry - Lunatica - The Gathering - Iced Earth - Hammefall - Iron Maiden - Kreator - José Luis Perales - La Ley - Liquid Tension - Mägo de Oz - Masterplan - Manowar - Opera IX - Opeth - R.E.M - Smashing Pumpkins - Vanden Plas - The Ramones - Velvet Revolver (That's a lot of bands X_X There are plenty more, but i'm tired.)
I like weird bands You'll probably won't know, but thta's cuz i'm special, my mom told me so. omgawd did I read José Luis Perales!!!!! O.o *sings* Soy Soy un vagabundo,que vaga por el mundo!! *air guitar*

the xD and Dx of my nickname are the symbol of theater, the happy and the sad face. Sweet, huh?
SO HARDCORE.

Those are cool actually.

To some i'm a half panda, half lizard, half something, half human (yeh, lots of halves, deal with it) knicker-eating... thing...ie.
Who are your parents?!

knicker-eating? ..oh lord

I'm agnostic. And i kinda hate people who just "I don't believe in God cuz if I do, i go to hell"... That's not atheism. That's anti-christianity thingie. U still believe in God, the difference is you hate him. So yeh... If u think like that, maybe i don't like you much.
I'm not anything. I let my mind flow...
Atheists don't believe in God, therefore are not for nor against him. At least that's what I know...could be wrong.
Ah, but what do i say... I have a God!! THE NECROPHILIAC PUPPY!!! and all it's friends =)... S&M Sheep, Ass-raping giraffe and hedonist parrot. Yey!
Dude, you got a disease...
Sexual Transmitted Disease.

I like Naruto a lot I think Sasuke is hawt O.O
Mm..? K, so that's about it... To finish up... KITTEH!
Wow, thought you were finished, eh?
WRONG.
(H/N: I hate Naruto.)

Evil Kewt Kitteh From Hell Which Pwnz Yer Behind Like There Was No Tomorrow, Betch. <3

ZOMFG!! I'm on Ken's profile!!!! XD *runs around doing drawings with red paint on the floor* K, I'm done for now :] teeheehee oh yeah wait I forgot soemthing!!!
Ken loves Sasha more than he loves his fugly Kittens and his necrophilaic puppy!!!!!!
PS: Be jealous Becth!!! xP
Sasha loves Kyra more than anyone on this fucking profile aside her so be very jealous.

Even though she doesn't know Kyra...
Spunkii Bum was here <3
PunkPenguin's a dorkk..totally. ♥ X)

ZOMGZ! It's KEN! >_< Yes... he is an odd boy... Rather odd. He can grow things back.. JUST LIKE A LIZARD! I eat his knickers, because that's what I do. It's what I do... T'is. He told me that if I ate his knickers agian a puppy would get me... O.o
He wants to have... my.... BABIES! OMG HE DOES!
I heard it through the grape vine... Yuh huh.
Gotta love Ken.
<3 Sid Loves Nancy

o_o omg it's Kim...(PunkPenguin) heck yes

WANTED:

GSB HACKER.
Notify if found.

GSB family thingie: (THERE, BE HAPPEH NOW DOROTHY)


=] My naughty twin Ktots!!

Paige as in Rain: Sis =]
Joey as in ex-Manwhore: Bro o_o
Tiff as in greencrow16: Cousin x]
Kaycie as in Minority-cheese!: Second cousin twice removed o.O
Whatever as in Hello, My name is Asshole: Not my sis, but mah Sistah!!
Sasha as in Spunkii Bum: grandniece :O


I'm dah KennethKennyKenKennipooKenmeisterScarecrow, betch!

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I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday. I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them. I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson" --- IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS!

o-o Yeh, i'm sure of my straight-nessh, but that text got a point, ye' see...
Thanks to Tiff (greencrow16) for it ^O^