I Was A Weeblow!

I Was A Weeblow!
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elli
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I am ashamed of my fear of death. Not only my death but the death of those who mean most to me.

this is now my all time favorite music video!


take this quiz if you LOVE panic! and you think you know everything i know

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRENDON!!! <3

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Name: Melina
Nickname: elli
Age: 14
Birthday: jan 20
Home: Aurora, Colorado
Location: Home on the computer
Status: ummmm......
School: 8th grade
Label: Emo/goth
Loves: Everything emo, MCR, music, bats, heartagrams, The Nightmare Before Christmas
Hates: preps, posers, teenies, rap, hip hop, homophobes
Eyes: dark green
Hair: black
Height: about 5' 4"
Weight: I'm skinny (like really skinny, 85lbs skinny! but i eat EVERYTHING in sight!)
Likes:
Music DUH
heartagrams
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Black
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T.V.
COFFEE/ STARBUCKS
Finland
Germany
Yes I like Marilyn Manson deal with it
my iPod
Skittles, coffee, anything with sugar, reading (occasionally)
Hates: Chavs (infact I have an irrational phobia of them! lol), pop/rap/r'n'b music (basically anything that isn't rock), doing nothing, wannabes & confined spaces
Personality: I'm slightly crazy & on a sugar high a lot of the time aswell as really random! Oh & I have a dirty mind! and my sugar Highs are caused be COFFEE, Skittles, Chocolate, and anything with sugar in it!!! hehehehe!
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I <3 ALLMy Friends[/color]
Tara
Stephanie
Kyle
Llaura
Becca
Krista
Jamie
BreAnna
[color=red] my sister Sabrina


Killing Loneliness


Thnks Fr Th MMRS


Tainted Love


AFI interview




BOB AND MIKEY


MCR


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Me and My Friends and Family:

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Me (all of my friends say that, that pic is a sexy pic and i look much older than i am!)

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me with out sun glasses

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tigger

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Me and my dog daisy

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just me

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me and tigger



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from the Left Me, Krista in the middle, and Tara

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Krista

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Krista again

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Krista Being "COOL"

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Me at like 2 in the morning at Tara’s

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Me being "COOL"

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Me laying down being lazy

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me as Snow White (that is my nickname)

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Me sleeping

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Tara Being "EMO"

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Tara being "COOL"

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Tara is REALLY WHITE!!!!!!!

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This is Becca at Starbucks

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my brother steve and my sister sabrina

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My sister Sabrina and Travi from the Gym Class Heroes
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becca

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my sis and cousin trisha

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my sister and melissa


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my uncle john and cousin juanita

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my baby tigger

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me and my baby precious

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My baby Daisy May!

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my baby Precious

ATENTION WALMART & SAM'S CLUB SHOPPERS! Here are 15 fun things to do while in the store.

1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's cart when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 2 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of apple juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him or her in a official tone, "I think we have a Code 3 in housewares" and see what happens.

5. Put M&M's on layaway.

6. Move "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" signs to carpet areas.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others that you'll only invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding dept.

8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible".

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look using different size funnels.

13. Hide in the clothing rack, and when people browse through say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into the fitting room and yell real loud, "Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!"




Stories I am reading

I am reading this and it is awesome!
read this too I didn't write them but they are good stories
read this


Ipod Quiz:
Copy and paste this on a blank document and erase my answers then fill in your own


Body: DIRECTIONS:

Put your music player on shuffle.
Press forward for each question.
Use the song title as the answer to the question even if they don't make sense. NO CHEATING!!



01. How am I feeling today?
Pain- Three Days Grace

02. Will I get far in life
The Diary Of Jane- Breaking Benjamin

03. How do my friends see me?
Girl's Not Grey- AFI

04. Will I get Married?
Writing On The Walls- Underoath

05. What is my best friend's theme song?
Endlessly, She Said- AFI

06. What is the story of my life?
Build God, Then We'll Talk- Panic! at the Disco

07. What is/was high school like?
Prelude 12/21- AFI

08 How can I get ahead in life
I Don't Love You- My Chemical Romance

09. What is the best thing about me?
Teenagers- My Chemical Romance

10. What is today going to be like?
Cupid's Chokehold- Gym Class Heroes

11. What is in store for this weekend?
The Ghost Of You- My Chemical Romance

12. What song describes your parents?
I'm Not Okay (I Promise)- My Chemical Romance

13. To describe my grandparents?
Of All The Gin Joints In All The World- Fall Out Boy

14. How is my life going?
Emergency- Paramore

15. What song will they play at my funeral?
The Kill- 30 Seconds To Mars

15. How does the world see me?
Killing Loneliness- HIM

16. Will I have a happy life?
MakeDamnSure- Taking Back Sunday

17. What do my friends really think of me?
Slow Motion- Brendon Urie

18. Do people secretly lust after me?
Voices- Saosin

19. How can I make myself feel better?
Lips Like Morphine- Kill Hannah

20. What should I do with my life?
The Sacrament- HIM

21. Will I ever have children?
I Miss You- Blink-182

22. What is some good advice for me?
Stupid Girls- P!nk

23. How will I be remembered?
I'm Like A Lawyer With The Way I'm Always Trying To Get You Off (Me & You)

24. What is my signature dancing song?
The Missing Frame- AFI

25. What is my current theme song?
My Happy Ending- Aril Lavigne

26. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Pressure- Paramore

27. What type of men/women do you like?
The Sharpest Lives- My Chemical Romance



My Favorite Bands
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30 Seconds To Mars
A.F.I.
The Academy Is...
Aiden
The All-American Rejects
The Almost
Avenged Sevenfold
Avril Lavigne
Blink-182
Blue October
Breaking Benjamin
Brendon Urie
Bullet For My Valentine
Cartel
Chiodos
Cobra Starship
Cute Is What We Aim For
Daughtry
Evanescence
Fall Out Boy
Flyleaf
The Fray
From First To Last
Green Day
Gym Class Heroes
H.I.M. (His Infernal Majesty)
Hellogoodbye
Hinder
Hoobastank
Justin Timberlake
Kill Hannah
Linking Park
Lostprophets
Marilyn Manson
Motion City Soundtrack
My Chemical Romance
New Found Glory
Nickelback
No Doubt
O.K. Go
P!nk
Panic! at the Disco
Paramore
Plain White T's
Red Hot Chili Peppers
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Saosin
Senses Fail
Snow Patrol
Taking Back Sunday
Three Days Grace
Underoath
The Used
The Vincent Black Shadow


Rap stands for "RETARD ATTEMPTING POETRY"

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I am reading this and it is awesome!
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Quotes:

"did you read the new Elen Degeneres book"
-camera man
"yes it made me a lesbian, I only dig girls now"
-Frank Iero



Famous Davey Havok Quotes:



"I'm Davey and I sing, make faces and swing from trees."

Fan: Davey, you look sexy
Davey: *cocky smile* Davey always looks sexy.
-Davey Havok



Davey Havok: I like French Crullers. There's a donut that they make in this donut shop in Ukiah, it's called the 'Chocolate Fuck You', or the 'Fuck You I'm Chocolate' or something. You know what I'm talking about Adam? It's this big chocolate bar.
Adam Carson: Uh, no.
Davey Havok: What's wrong with you?!

"Usually, old ladies tell me to find Jesus. Look, I'm just trying to find some chai and a good vegan muffin."

"For the record, I'd eat the fuck out of some vegan chocolate chips." - Davey

"I eventually became the king ruler of the pear-packing plant." - Davey

"How many times will Davey put a disc into his CD player before realizing it's a DVD?"

"I'm Pencil Girl!"

"Guys, it's like a little black box like this....wait, you stuck a box up his butt? A BOX?! couldn't you like find a carrot or something??"

A girl in Salt Lake once asked me 'Why are you wearing make-up, are you a fag?'
I then said 'Well, if I'm a fag for wearing make-up, you must be a dyke in blue jeans.'
I also informed her that she was just angry because I was prettier than she was.

"This barricade is a piece of shit. I could build better. Yeah, yeah, believe it or not, the kid with the lipstick knows how to build stuff."

Interviewer- If the four of you were stranded on a desert island and you had to resort to cannibalism, who would you eat first?
Davey- Can I eat like nuts and berries and stuff?
Interviewer- It's a desert island, there aren't any nuts or berries.
Davey- Oh so it's like sand or people.
Davey- So basically you want me to eat one of my band mates, and you just expect me to answer that question?
Interviewer- Well that or one of their parts, yeah.
Davey- Probably Adam
Interviewer- Why Adam?
Davey- Well he's a drummer, so he's all lean, if you like lean meat.
Adam- Tender!
Interviewer- Well you wouldn't wanna get fat on a desert island.
Davey- Right.
Adam- I'm the other white meat!

"It began probably when I was about five years old, putting on my mother's lipstick."

Davey- Yeah, they'll listen to it, and if it says something crazy, they'll say, "Oh, we can't play this. This is too much for the people to handle." There are some exceptions to the rule. There are bands like Tool, or Smashing Pumpkins. Rage Against the Machine. Nine Inch Nails. What other bands have valid things to say?
Adam- Slipknot.
Davey- Slipknot??? I don't know what the hell they're saying!
Adam- They want to take over the world.





Other Quotes:



Q: What are the most embarrassing things to happen on stage?
Adam: Napalm sweat dripped into my eye once and blinded me for half the set. I also poked myself in the eye with my drumstick.
Jade: In Boise on the Rancid tour I went to run up the wall and jump off of it but my foot went straight through instead and my leg was buried in the wall up to my knee.
Adam: That was great!
Jade: I tried to play a blazing solo to take people's mind off it but I don't think it worked…
Adam: Worked for me.



(Jade begins poking Hunter) Hunter: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Jade: I got tired of poking Adam, so now i'm poking you.
Hunter: Did you give him that hair band?
Fan: Yes
Hunter: Bad, bad fan!!



Jade- During the recording of Black Sails, Davey and I played chess constantly



I FOUND THE OTHER PIECE TO THIS QUOTE!!

Interviewer- I was wondering if you and Davey ever fought over a mirror backstage or something, and if so who won? And who has used the most makeup on one single night?
Jade- Actually, yes, that happens all the time. Finally, I was like, "That's it! It's time to settle this make-up contest once and for all, I challenge you to a make-out!" Wrong choice of words.
His real name is David. (edit) He is 30 years old. (edit) He is the lead singer of A.F.I. (edit) He was a choir student. (edit) Random Fan: You have the only job in the world where people line up to hug you.
Davey: Well, me and the Pope.
Random Fan: Are you crazy? You can't hug the pope. He's inside the bubble.
Davey: Are you sure you can't hug the Pope? Hey, everyone, does anyone know if you're allowed to hug the Pope?
(edit) Q: Do you practice putting makeup on anyone in the band?
Davey: No. But I practice other things. (edit) RPVery Happyavey is the new Jesus!!
Davey:Umm, I think it's the hair. Is it the hair?
(edit) Interviewer:I don't want to be rude but you guys are a bunch of weirdo freaks. Do the locals abuse you in the street in Ukiah?
Davey:The time I went back before last I got whistled at by some hicks in a truck. I was flattered but I'm not sure they were really interested.
(edit) Davey: Yeah, the band is fighting each other while they're playing, and there's flames, like these kind of, what do they call them
Jade: Firecracker...
Davey: The thing that shoots the lightning
Jade: Clouds

(While being interviewed on Steven's Untitled Rock Show on FUSE) (edit) Davey: Oh, please! I wish I had her body! (when called a Madonna impersonator) (edit) Davey: Can you turn into a kitty cat? (edit) Davey: Beyonce smiled at me, though not because she knew who I was or anything, but because I looked a bit creepy. It was nice though, because she’s so pretty. (edit) Davey: We were all gothic before we were born. Especially Hunter. (edit) Davey: This is Davey. I'm not special. (edit) Davey: Anyone who steals a shoe is a posuer. (edit) Davey: I wish terrible things upon the person that just did that." [after being hit in the crotch with a shoe by someone in the crowd at Warped Tour in Charlotte, NC] (edit) Davey: We're pretty! We are though, we're a good-looking band. (edit) Davey: Whether it's good or bad, it's our best album. (edit) Davey: ...In closing, Johnny Depp is still hot, Mars Volta deserves the world, and happy birthday, Mom! (edit) Davey: A girl in Salt Lake once asked me 'Why are you wearing makeup? Are you a fag?'. I then said 'Well, if I'm a fag for wearing makeup, you must be a dyke in blue jeans'. I also informed her that she was just angry because I was prettier than she was.
(edit) Davey: Crowd surfing is a product of car commercials.
(edit) Davey: I find drug use disrespectful, self-destructive, and weak. I want no part of it. I believe in complete respect for myself and others. (edit) Davey: This barricade is a piece of shit. I could build better. Yea, yea, believe it or not, the kid with the lipstick can build stuff. (edit) Davey: Oh shit, I lost a ring. I sure hope it's in my pocket. This motherfuckin ring... ok, I had one and it broke in half and I got another one, and now it disappeared. Continue your interview, I'm hoping it's in my pocket. (edit) Davey: My ideal girl should be smart, drug-free, and hot. People say it's not important, but it is.... she can't hate me either. (edit) Davey: That is so stupid. It's not agressive, it's not cathartic. It's like some sort of stupid kiddie ride. I hate that. Stage diving is still cool, though. That's where we come from growing up as hardcore kids. Most hardcore kids know how to stage dive and do it with style, but most most kids today don't know what they're doing out there. (comments on crowd-surfing) (edit) Davey: Can I have a bite of your hamburger? Just don't tell the vegans... (edit) Davey: It wasn't supposed to be pink vinyl, it's supposed to be peppermint vinyl, so it's supposed to look like one of those peppermint candies with the red and white swirlies. They fucked it up so it's pink. What's the name of that pressing plant? Well, whatever it is... don't use it! You'll be on Frilly Pink and you'll be forced to buy flowers from Adama's Flower Shop. (edit) Davey: I like French Crullers. There's a donut that they make in this donut shop in Ukiah, it's called the 'Chocolate Fuck You' or the 'Fuck you I'm Chocolate' or something. You know what I'm talking about Adam? It's this big chocolate bar. (edit) Davey: I'm pencil girl! (edit) Davey: For the record, I'd eat the fuck out of some vegan chocolate chips.
(edit) Davey: I'm Davey and I sing, make faces, and swing from trees.
(edit) Davey: If everyone could back up... please back up. We've got some crushed ribs and some fragile people up here... you alright? (edit) Davey: I don't know what the monster is. There is a monster. It happens in the studio. Sometimes it happens on stage. And it's in my neck. Sometimes it happens when I'm just talking, Like I'd be talking to you and the monster bites me... it hurts. (edit) Davey: I eventually became the king ruler of the pear-packing plant. (edit) Davey: As you get older you will gain a bit more control over everything. Don't let anyone, even your parents, break you. Find good people who care about you and surround yourself with just them. If you can't find them at first, find good music and fall into it, let it hold you until they come. I truly hope you enjoy the new record. (edit) Davey: Unfortunately, we forgot to use a cowbell but some of the stuff you mentioned might show up here and there. Fuck, we totally should have used a cowbell. (edit) Davey: Hate humanity? Yep, sure do. There's such a lack of responsibility for one's actions in the world, a selfishness, and a great destruction in the way people live their lives. It's all instant gratification, and who cares how my instant gratification affects those around me, or on a small personal leverl or a global level. The way people treat each other is truly disgusting, and we've created an environment through advances in science and technology that allows for a very septic society to thrive. And we breed and breed, and all the wrong people breed while all the right people don't want to have children because they don't want to place them in this world.
(edit) Davey: Old ladies come up to me all the time telling me to find God, when all I want to find is some chai and a good vegan muffin.
(edit) Davey: I experienced one of my most starstuck moments at the Oasis show. Now, there are a handful of people who will get me starstruck, but generally, I'm able to handle myself because if I meet them it's at a place where I wouldn't be suprised to do so. I did not expect to see Trent Reznor in Las Vegas at this Oasis show, so when I did, I had a little episode. Needless to say I totally dorked out and fan-boyed all over the accommodating gentleman for about 4.5 seconds before letting him be free of me. He was cool. It was nifty. Bowie, you're next. (edit) Davey: I'm gonna meet Lars in his bunk tonight. We'll see what happens...
(edit) Davey (on Pink Floyd): Maybe I never gave them a chance. But when I grew up, hippies listened to Pink Floyd! And I just can't ever get over that. I can't deny my roots. I'm not a big fan of fuckin' hippies. To me, listening to Pink Floyd is like listening to the Grateful Dead. (edit) Davey: Personally I have never found the practice of recreational drug use appealing. In fact, I have always found the lifestyle and the people who surround it to be abhorrent. I never quite understood why anyone would risk sacrificing their bodies, minds, and relationships at the expense of a quick damaging high. I grew up in a small town and at my high school, like every high school, everyone's recreation of choice was drug abuse. I never understood it. I never took part and always felt quite alone in this decision. Then one day I discovered a band called Minor Threat and realized that there were more people out there who thought like me. I was very excited to say the least, and what was more encouraging, these people were part of the oh-so self-destructive punk scene. From that day on I claimed the X. I continue to do so today because I believe the sXe philosophy is a very positive one that many people, especially young people, can benefit from greatly if they have the desire. (edit) Davey: I don't know what the monster is. There is a monster. It happens in the studio, sometimes it happens on stage, and it's in my neck. Sometimes it happens when I'm just talking, like I'd be talking to you and the monster bites me...it hurts. It's not an attempt to be whack.

(edit) Davey (on being asked if he freaked out in the theatre when he saw The Ring): "Yes I did. I was by myself and there was this guy with his girlfriend and a couple of other girls next to me - and they were right next to me, so I was pretty much in his lap the whole time. Luckily for me, he was nice!
(edit) Davey: Yes I'm a lot prettier than you and you're a girl...I noticed. Pfft, do you believe this? This girl is mad at me cause I'm prettier than her and she's a girl. Don't worry honey, nobody noticed. (edit) Davey: I didn't want to share my balloons...my mom wanted me to. (edit) Davey: Man, I don't know a damn thing about sports, I wear make-up and nail polish, remember?
(edit) Davey: I'm a moron because I don't want to lie in a gutter puking over myself...yeah right.
(edit) Davey: Yeah, I can't play a thing at all. I cannot play an instrument. I do a lot of 'nah-nah-nah-doo-doo-doo' kinda stuff.
(edit) Davey: You're denying your heritage! You should eat cheese!
(edit) Davey: Who are all you people, and what did you do with the empty space that's usually here to see us?
(edit) Davey: The song is based on detachment, seclusion and separation, but I intentionally don't write in a way that is very specific so that people can take what they need to from my songs. When I was growing up there were songs that meant a lot to me, and then I found out they meant something entirely different to the artist, and it ruined it for me. I never want to do that to someone. [On Girl's Not Grey]
(edit) Davey: I can type like the wind, and believe me, the wind types really fast! (edit) Davey: We don't wear your Abercrombie. So please don't listen to our punk rock. (Davey has since retracted and somewhat apologized for this statement)
(edit) Davey has a lip piercing in the right corner of his lip that he has had for several years. He also had a monroe piercing but for a very short time. His ear piercings are stretched to 1/2 an inch at last notice. (edit) Havok is straight edge (sXe), and claims to have never consumed any beer or ever been drunk in his life, and also is a vegan. (edit) Davey is Italian-American. (edit) Havok appears in the Mary Jane's Not A Virgin Anymore movie. (edit) Havok appears in the Live Freaky Die Freaky movie. (edit) Havok appears on Bleeding Through's DVD, Wolves Among Sheep. (edit) Havok sings on the song Blue Strip by the band Fury 66. (edit) Havok was a guest vocalist on The Transplants song Quick Death. (edit) Alongside Jade Puget from AFI, Davey Havok is believed to be involved in an electronic side-project named Blaqk Audio. (edit) Havok provided vocals and lyrics for the one-off Samhain tribute Son Of Sam, alongside Todd Youth of Danzig, Steve Zing and London May of Samhain. (edit) Havok also provided backup vocals on the Dance Hall Crashers song I Don't Wanna Behave, from the album Lockjaw. (edit) Havok is mentioned in the song Mattersville by NOFX (Davey Havok's house is painted black) (edit) Davey Havok also has provided many backup vocals for Tiger Army. (edit) Havok provided backing vocals for The Offspring's 4th and 5th albums Ixnay on the Hombre and Americana. (edit) Havok loaned his voice to The Nerve Agents for their 2nd release, Days of the White Owl on the song, Jekyl and Hyde. (edit) Havok has a plethora of tattoos, including a pair of large black wings on his back and a flaming heart on his chest, as well as both arms sleeved with halloween imagery with direct references to Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas. (edit)
ADAM

I'm the other white meat!

I'd prefer 'fuck and smash the state', because when you put the two together, you get crazy violent sex.

Q: Adam are you a pirate?
Adam: Yes

Me, I was never too good at dating. So I was thinking maybe a couple of tall-boy beers, sitting on a hillside somewhere."

"I'm personally all like 'WHOO Pirates,' but its cool if you want to be all like 'WHOO Ninjas.' Because ninjas are pretty hecka bad too."

I don't like photo shoots. At all. I'm a drummer, not a model.

JADE

If you want Davey to sneak you in, it'll probably be in some little make-up case or something.

Davey doesn't watch the damn road when he's driving. I'm sure if we crashed he would be fine and I would be imbedded in a tree. If he ever kills me with his driving though, I'm gonna come back as a squirrel and run up his pant leg.

I love your duck with all it's ducky goodness.

Hmm, corn nuts. Can't say I'm a big fan. I'm more of an apple pie kinda guy because it reminds me of sex and death.

The whole time we were recording, we were trying to get permission from Winona Ryder to use her "My whole life is a dark room" part from Beetlejuice but we never heard from her so we said fuck it, we'll use our own spooky dark-haired girl and called in Davey.

Yes, I'm a vegetarian, but not because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.

It's all in the wrist - Jade opinion on AFI's greatness

One day, when I was young, my Dad brought home a guitar. I was quite intrigued and went to pick it up but he said, "Son, unless you can wail on that thing like Nuno Bettencourt from Extreme or maybe Steve Vai when he was playing with David Lee Roth and he had the sweet double-necked guitar that was like two legs coming out of a heart, keep your damn hands off it!" And I never touched a guitar again. So to answer your question, yes, I answer the phone whether it rings or not.

If you've got something to say about Hanson, say it to my face!

So things are going just swell, we eat bagels, we play songs, we take our shirts off and wrestle

DAVEY

Yeah, everytime I see hunter I'm like...Fucking hunter whats up?

"I'm Davey and I sing, make faces and swing from trees."

The people who send us fan mail written in blood say the nicest things, so it doesn't freak us out too much

I eventually became the king ruler of the pear-packing plant

(Getting off topic) There's a horse! There's a horse! There's a little dog and a woman in a hat.................uh........yep, I think I answered that question.

*Cocky Smile* Davey always looks sexy

We're pretty! We are though, we're a good looking band.

Adam likes violent sex. All you bondage babes out there; the drummer with the hair likes rough sex!

This barricade is a piece of crap. I could build better. Yeah, yeah, believe it or not, the kid with the lipstick knows how to build stuff."

A girl in Salt Lake once asked me, "Why are you wearing make-up, are you a fag?" I then said, "Well, if I'm a fag for wearing make-up, you must be a dyke in blue jeans." I also informed her that she was just angry because I was prettier than she was

Question: I think the real question is, why are you guys so awesome?
Davey: Fuzzy Creatures

HUNTER

I'd rather hump a human leg than a dog any day

Last night i had a dream that I was hanging out with Joe Perry from aerosmith. It ruled.

I love eskimos. They have 23 words for "sno-cone."

I like Philly. Every building has at least one brick.

Humidity means that once you start sweating, you never stop.

No look, I'll just sign your shirt with this cool pen I have right here. Oh crap, my cool pen ran out. Guess it's not so cool, eh?

I got to court for skating. I wasn't good at skating at all but I was dangerous. They knew I was dangerous. They didn't want to endanger the people and the kids around where I was skating. So I got tickets for it. I got to top court in my county. I represented myself against the public defender. And I won! (laughs) Yeah!

OTHERS
Interviewer: Isn't it weird to think your faces are on a lot of bedroom walls?
Davey: We don't think of ourselves in those terms. It may be true but it's hard to think of ourselves in those terms.
Hunter: I have a poster of Adam on my bedroom wall
Davey: We all have posters of Adam.

Jade: People that like Ricky Martin are going to see our Latin song titles and be like, "Yeah, I'll buy this."
Hunter: That and Dave's pants
Davey: Yeah, Ricky Martin's got nothing on my pants.

Davey: I blow!
Jade: Davey is quite a 'demon in the sack' so to speak

Davey: I like French Crullers. There's adonut they make in this donut shop in Ukiah, it's called the "Chocolate Fuck You" or the "Fuck You I'm Chocolate" or something. You know what I'm talking about Adam? It's this big chocolate bar.
Adam: Uh, no.
Davey: What's wrong with you?!

Q: Hey Jade, are the rest of the guys jealous that the entire Girl’s Not Grey video occurs in your crotch?
Jade: Hey Dave, are you jealous that the entire Girl’s Not Grey video takes place in my crotch?
Davey: No, because I’m going to take place in your crotch.

Interviewer: If you were stranded on a desert island, what one album would you want with you?
Jade: I'd build a lifeboat out of sand.
Davey: [looking confused] What?!

Nick13: So, Dave, why did you "go Goth"?
Davey: I hate you.

Jade: We don't encourage our fans to send us dead things.
Davey: or alive things

He must be good.... what guy other than Davey Havok can go onstage at Warped in Drag?" -Tim Armstrong of Rancid


I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didnt have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends im a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them. I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS

I'm Just A Notch In Your Bed Post, And Your Just A Line In A Song......
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Baby Join Me In Death Right Here In My Arms, and We Will Be Buried Alive By Love
Would You Die Tonight For Love?
Buried Alive By Love






MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE
x. Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
x. Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
x. The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
x. Mikey Way counted to infinity... twice.
x. Frank Iero can divide by Zero.
x. The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then it's soaked with tears and blood.
x. The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
x. Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
x. Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
x. A tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
x. Bob Bryar doesnt get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
x. Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
x. Mikey Way can speak braille.
x. Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.
x. Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
x. If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.
x. Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.
x. Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
x. Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
x. The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
x. Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
x. When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
x. Gerard Way doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
x. Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
x. Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man.
x. Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
x. When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."

The Emo Bible

Everything started with the one God, Gerard.
One day he had a spark of creativity, so he picked this random ball of rock and started to put stuff on it.
The first day he created a really hot emo guy named Mikey.
The second day he created music.
The third day he created drugs, sex, and razors.
The fourth day he created an insecure emo girl, Alicia.
The fifth day he created black clothes, belts, and makeup.
The sixth day he created all of the swear words.
The seventh and final day he created the food of the gods, Skittles™.

One day, the first emos (Mikey and Alicia, who were wearing clothes) were greeted by the Skittle™ faerie. She told them, “Eat these sour Skittles ™.”
But Gerard said, “No, eat the regular Skittles™.”
So they ate the sour Skittles because they tasted better.
But then they felt bad.
And they got stoned a lot.
And they started cutting to make themselves feel better.
But then they had sore arms, so they got drunk to make them feel better. Because of this, Alicia accidentally got pregnant and gave birth to the beautiful Jepha, who lived off of Skittles.
A whole bunch of emos were spawned after that.

-1000 years later-

A hot 13-year-old boy named Frankie was walking home from the gas station where he had just purchased some Skittles. On the way he encountered an angel with a huge fro named Ray.
Ray said, “Gerard wants you right now.”
Frank: “What?”
Ray: “He wants to rape you.”
Frank: “But I’m 13. That’s illegal.”
Ray: “Whatever.”
Frankie was poofed up to heaven. The clouds were black.
Ray brought Frankie to Gerard.
Gerard said, “Now you will be pregnant with my son!”
Frankie: “No effing way! I’m a guy!”
Gerard raped him anyways.
Frankie was angry because now that he was pregnant, he was all fat. So he went anorexic but his friends forced him to eat because they knew about the baby.

-Nine months later-

Davey, the son of Gerard, was born!! ZOMG!

-16 years later-

Davey was the EMO JESUS but everyone hated him because he was gay.
Miracles: He did people’s hair and he turned water into beer.
He had a bunch of followers that loved him because he was hot.
Some angry people (the ancestors of jocks and preps) killed Davey because they were homophobic.
1000 years later someone made a really shitty movie about it called, “The Passion of the Davey”

-2000 years later-

Davey Havok is the reincarnation of the EMO JESUS. He becomes the messiah and people worship him and his beautiful voice. He eventually saves the world from the total hellhole it is.


The End




The Ten Commandments of a Chemical Romance
1.Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2.Thou shall be willing to die for love.
3.Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you.
4.Thou shall be a demolition lover.
5.Thou shall unleash the bats.
6.Thou shall protect thy lover from everything. (even vampires)
7.Thou shall respect the lords , Gerard , Frank , Mikey , Bob , Ray
8.Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance.
9.Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10.Thou shall rock hard


The Ten Commandments of the Black Parade
1.Thou shalt except death as it comes
2.Thou shalt sing and march without question
3.Thou shalt face fear and regret
4.thou shalt let go of thy dreams
5.Thou shalt give blood
6.Thou shalt fear thy sins
7.Thou shalt protect thy brothers in arms
8.Thou shalt darken thy clothes
9.Thou shalt not walk this world alone
10.THOU SHALT CARRY ON!!!




If you ever felt alone
If you ever felt rejected
If you ever felt confused
If you ever felt lost
If you ever felt anxious
If you ever felt wrong
If you ever felt wronged
If you ever felt unclean
If you ever felt angry
If you ever felt ashamed
If you ever felt curious
If you ever felt used...
Prepare to feel REVENGE
Feel the romance
My brutal romance
My miserable romance
My X-rated romance
My harlequin romance
My innocent romance
My scandelous romance
My selfish romance
My pathetic romance
My childish romance
My watercooler romance
My Chemical Romance


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Thanks For The Memories Lyrics
I'm gonna make you bend and break (it sent you to me without wings)
Say a prayer, but let the good times roll
In case God doesn't show (let the good times roll, let the good times roll)
And I want these words to make things right
But it's the wrongs that makes the words come to life
Who does he think he is?
If that's the worst you've got, better put your fingers back to the keys

One night and one more time
Thanks for the memories
Even though they weren't so great
He tastes like you only sweeter

One night yeah and one more time
Thanks for the memories
Thanks for the memories
See He, tastes like you only sweeter
Ohhhhhh

I'm looking forward to the future
But my eyesight is going bad
And this crystal ball
It's always cloudy except for (except for)
When you look into the past (look into the past)
One night stand. (One night stand, Oh!)

One night and one more time
Thanks for the memories
Even though they weren't so great
He tastes like you only sweeter

One night yeah one more time
Thanks for the memories
Thanks for the memories
See he tastes like you only sweeter

(They say) I only think in the form of crunching numbers
In hotel rooms, collecting paychecks all over
Get me out of my mind
Gets you out of those clothes
I'm a liner away
From getting you into the mood (wa-ooooohhh)

One night and one more time
Thanks for the memories
Even though they weren't so great
He tastes like you only sweeter

One night yeah one more time
Thanks for the memories
Thanks for the memories
We see, He tastes like you only sweeter

One night and one more time (one more night, one more time)
Thanks for the memories
Even though they weren't so great (even though they weren't so great)
He tastes like you only sweeter

One night yeah one more time (one more night, one more time)
Thanks for the memories (for the memories)
Thanks for the memories (for the memories)
See he tastes like you only sweeter

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The Sharpest Lives Lyrics
Well it rains and it pours
When you're out on your own
If I crash on the couch
Can I sleep in my clothes?
'Cause I've spent the night dancing
I'm drunk, I suppose
If it looks like I'm laughing
I'm really just asking to leave

This alone, you're in time for the show
You're the one that I need
I'm the one that you loathe
You can watch me corrode like a beast in repose
'Cause I love all the poison
Away with the boys in the band

I've really been on a bender and it shows
So why don't you blow me a kiss before she goes?

Give me a shot to remember
And you can take all the pain away from me
A kiss and I will surrender
The sharpest lives are the deadliest to lead

A light to burn all the empires
So bright the sun is ashamed to rise and be
In love with all of these vampires
So you can leave like the sane abandoned me

There's a place in the dark where the animals go
You can take off your skin in the cannibal glow
Juliet loves the beat and the lust it commands
Drop the dagger and lather the blood on your hands, Romeo

I've really been on a bender and it shows
So why don't you blow me a kiss before she goes?

Give me a shot to remember
And you can take all the pain away from me
A kiss and I will surrender
The sharpest lives are the deadliest to lead
A light to burn all the empires
So bright the sun is ashamed to rise and be
In love with all of these vampires
So you can leave like the sane abandoned me
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Summer Shudder Lyrics
Listen when I say
When I say its real
Real life goes undefined
Why must you be so missable?

Everything you take
Makes me more unreal.
Real lines are undefined
How could this be so miserable?

Under the summer rain
I burnt away
Under the summer rain (BURN!)
You turned away.

Listen. I can't make
Make a sound or feel
Feel fine I kissed the lies
Why must they be so kissable?

Listen as I break,
Break the fourth wall's seal
Gorgeous eyes shine suicide
When will we be invisible?

Under the summer rain
I burnt away
Under the summer rain
We burnt away

Under the summer rain
I burnt away
Under the summer rain (BURN!)
You turned away.

This is the fall
This is the long way down
And our lives look smaller now
And our lives look so small

(Living and Dying)

This is the fall
This is the long way down
And our lives look smaller now
And our lives look so small

Under the summer rain
I burnt away
Under the summer rain (BURN!)
We burnt away
Under the summer rain
I burnt away
Under the summer rain (BURN!)
We burnt away
Under the summer rain (BURN!)
I burnt away
Under the summer rain (BURN!)
You turned away

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Killing Loneliness Lyrics
Memories, sharp as daggers
Pierce into the flesh of today
Suicide of love took away all that matters
And buried the remains in an unmarked grave in your heart

With the venomous kiss you gave me
I'm killing loneliness (Killing loneliness)
With the warmth of your arms you saved me,
Oh, I'm killing loneliness with you
The killing loneliness that turned my heart into a tomb
I'm killing loneliness

Nailed to a cross, together
As solitude begs us to stay
Disappear in the lie, forever
And denounce the power of death over our souls as secret words are said to start a war

With the venomous kiss you gave me
I'm killing loneliness (Killing loneliness)

With the warmth of your arms you saved me,
Oh, I'm killing loneliness with you
The killing loneliness that turned my heart into a tomb
I'm killing loneliness

I'm killing loneliness
With the venomous kiss you gave me
I'm killing loneliness (Killing loneliness)
With the warmth of your arms you saved me
Oh, I'm killing loneliness with you
The killing loneliness that turned my heart into a tombI'm killing loneliness

I'm killing loneliness with you
I'm killing loneliness with you
Killing loneliness with you
Killing loneliness with you
Killing loneliness
Killing loneliness

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I hear you breathe so far from me
I feel your touch so close and real
And I know
My church is not of silver and gold,
Its glory lies beyond judgement of souls
The commandments are of consolation oh

You know our sacred dream wont fail
The sanctuary tender and so frail
The sacrament of love
The sacrament of warmth is true
The sacrament is you

I hear you weep so far from me
I taste your tears like youre next to me
And I know
That our prayers are not enough to give
Oh the ancient runes so deep and so dear
The revelation is our patron fear

You know our sacred dream wont fail
The sanctuary tender and so frail
The sacrament of love
The sacrament of warmth is true
The sacrament is you

The sacrament is you
The sacrament is you
The sacrament is you
The sacrament is you

You know our sacred dream wont fail
The sanctuary tender and so frail
The sacrament of love
The sacrament of warmth is true
The sacrament is you

You know our sacred dream wont fail
The sanctuary tender and so frail
The sacrament of love
The sacrament of warmth is true
The sacrament is you
I hear you breathe so far from me
I feel your touch so close and real
And I know
My church is not of silver and gold,
Its glory lies beyond judgement of souls
The commandments are of consolation oh

You know our sacred dream wont fail
The sanctuary tender and so frail
The sacrament of love
The sacrament of warmth is true
The sacrament is you

I hear you weep so far from me
I taste your tears like youre next to me
And I know
That our prayers are not enough to give
Oh the ancient runes so deep and so dear
The revelation is our patron fear

You know our sacred dream wont fail
The sanctuary tender and so frail
The sacrament of love
The sacrament of warmth is true
The sacrament is you

The sacrament is you
The sacrament is you
The sacrament is you
The sacrament is you

You know our sacred dream wont fail
The sanctuary tender and so frail
The sacrament of love
The sacrament of warmth is true
The sacrament is you

You know our sacred dream wont fail
The sanctuary tender and so frail
The sacrament of love
The sacrament of warmth is true
The sacrament is you
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Damn Regret Lyrics
The moon is shining bright
The mood is feeling right
Ill kiss you on your neck
People will stare but we won't care

We're high above the ground
We're nowhere to be found
Empowered by adrenaline
Feel Ive been born again

Again I am repeating myself
And I know it is kind for you
To sit and pretend

Damn regret, Ill try to forget
Dont worry about me cause Im refined
Cast my line to see what's behind
Did you think youd persuade me to let you go?

Im wishing you were here
My weakness is my fear
Alone I am myself
No reason left for me to care

Distracted by the sound
I hear footsteps all around
Empowered by adrenaline

Feel Ive been born again

Again, I am repeating myself
And I know it is kind for you
To sit and pretend

Damn regret, Ill try to forget
Don't worry about me cause Im refined
Cast my line to see whats behind
Did you think youd persuade me to let you go?

Youre the only one I turn to
When I feel like no ones there
And when Im lonely in my darkest hour
You give me the power
To sit and pretend

Damn regret, Ill try to forget
Don't worry about me cause I'm refined
Cast my line to see whats behind
Did you think youd persuade me to let you go?

Did you think Id forget?
Did you think Id surrender myself to persuade you to let me go?
Did you think Id forget?
Did you think Id surrender myself to persuade you to let me go?

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I Caught Fire Lyrics
Seemed to stop my breath
My head on your chest
Waiting to cave in
From the bottom of my...
Hear your voice again
Could we dim the sun
And wonder where we've been
Maybe you and me
So kiss me like you did
My heart stopped beating
Such a softer sin...

(I'm melting, Im melting)
In your eyes
I lost my place
Could stay a while

And I'm melting
In your eyes
Like my first time
That I caught fire
Just stay with me
Lay with me
Now

Never caught my breath
Every second I'm without you I'm a mess
Ever know each other
Trust these words are stones
Why cuts aren't healing
(why cuts aren't healing)
Learning how to love

I'm melting (I'm melting)
In your eyes
I lost my place
Could stay a while
And I'm melting
In your eyes
Like my first time
That I caught fire

Just stay with me
Lay with me
(Stay with me lay with me now)

You could stay and watch me fall
And of course I'll ask for help
Just stay with me now
We could take our heads off
stay in bed and just make love that's all
(stay in bed, just make love that's all)
Just stay with me now

I'm melting (I'm melting)
In your eyes
I lost my place
Could stay a while
and I'm melting

In your eyes
Like my first time
That I caught fire
Just stay with me
Lay with me
In your eyes
I lost my place
Could stay a while
and I'm melting
In your eyes
Like my first time
That I caught fire
Just stay with me lay with me
(Stay with me, lay with me)

In your eyes
Let's sleep till the sun burns out
I'm melting in your eyes (I'm melting in your eyes)
In your eyes
Let's sleep till the sun burns out
I'm melting in your eyes

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There's A Class For This Lyrics
What you got now gotta, gotta give it up
What you got now gotta, gotta give it up
What you got now, what you got no

We keep ourselves a mystery
But we provide, provide the clues
So the rest is up to you
and don't forget to check the obvious
We are so serious
So I guess it all comes down to how curious you can be

What you got now gotta, gotta give it up
What you got now gotta, gotta give it up
What you got now, what you got now

Drama doesn't follow me it rides on my back
I may be ugly but they sure love to stare
Drama doesn't follow me it rides on my back
I may be ugly but they sure ,they sure, love to stare

And you check labels more than the FCC
and these calories are, are killing me
This is a sticky situation
So keep your chest in the game
And drop your jaw and coax me
(just coax me, just coax me)

What you got now gotta, gotta give it up
What you got now gotta, gotta give it up
What you got now, what you got now

Drama doesn't follow me it rides on my back
I may be ugly but they sure love to stare
Drama doesn't follow me it rides on my back
I may be ugly but they sure (they sure) they sure

This is a party without the people
This is a show without the sounds
this is a dance without the steps
Now I gave you the clues, so find what I've found
This is a party without the people
This is a show without the sounds
So I gave you the clues, so find what I've found

Drama doesn't follow me it rides on my back
I may be ugly but they sure love to stare
Drama doesn't follow me it rides on my back
I may be ugly but they sure love to stare

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