Emily-Louise

ABOUT ME:

I'm Emily-Louise

I smoke, I drink and I eat lots of ice pops. I'm always a pirate for halloween.

Despite how I act I am actually straight.

I'm often called Emmy-Lou, Emily, EmSquem or, to my high school class, The punk rock princess

I used to have one of these years ago, I was about 14, when my hair colour changed weekly, my clothing colours consisted of black and red and I got through an eyeliner every fortnight.

Nowadays I'm more me, the colour of my clothes changes, not my hair. I'm no longer the quiet and reserved girl plugged up to my I-Pod all through high school, stuck in what I thought made me 'punk'. I'm now the loud, dirty girl who's always making jokes and doing many stupid but amusing things. As a result I have a fair few enemies who can't stand that I didn't conform to my place in the high school rankings. However, I have far more friends than enemies who have realised I'm not the careless bitch that others seem to painted on me; if you mess with my friends then I'll mess with your face. If you choose to use the term, I'm now more 'punk' than I ever was when I tried to be.

However, I believe its impossible to write an accurate description on one of these things, so I'll leave you with the convosation my best friend and I had when I asked her to describe me:

Kate: 'You're far too dirty minded, you're far too loud and far too evil. You're just an attention seeking, cocky mentalist and completely impossible. But you're sweet underneath it and I happen to know you worry about people far too much. Really you're just Emily-Louise.'

Me: 'The exceedingly shmexy Emily-Louise'

Kate: 'Fine, you're just the exceedingly shmexy Emily-Louise, the punk rock princess'

Me: 'Damn Right'

Kate: 'Now describe me'

Me: 'Nah, Can't be fucked'


MUSIC:

Green Day, The Ramones, Patrick Wolf, Sex Pistols, Lostprophets, Towers of London, My Chemical Romance, The Pigeon Detectives, Blondie, Mumm-Ra, Cajun Dance Party, The Metros, Ben Mills, The Killers, Hellogoodbye, Linkin Park, Snow Patrol, Rod Stewart, All American Rejects, The Rolling Stones, Operation Ivy, OK Go, Incubus, The Phoenix Rose, Arctic Monkeys, Pink, ABBA, QOTSA, Razorlight, Plain White Ts, Maroon 5, Blink 182, Joe Cocker, Foo Fighters, Angie Hart, Michelle Branch, Journey South, REM, Queen, Savage Garden, Avril Lavigne, Bowling For Soup, Bloodhound Gang, Gorillaz, The Network, The Offspring, Cartel, Muse, Bob Marley, Fall Out Boy, Goo Goo Dolls.


TV:

CSI: Miami, Doctor Who, Skins, Buffy, Scrubs, Angel, X Factor, Tru Calling, Green Wing, Friends, America's Next Top Model, Project Runway, The F Words, Bones, 8 Simple Rules.

FILMS:

The Nightmare Before Christmas, Finding Neverland, Pirates of the Carribean Curse of the Balck Pearl, Dead Man's Chest and The World's End, Corpse Bride, Devil Wears Parada, A Knight's Tale, 10 Things I hate About You, Wimbledon, Moulin Rouge, Ocean's 11 and 12 and 13, Wallis and Gromit, Peter Pan, Be Cool, Hitch, Bruce Almighty, Lord of War, Spiderman 1, 2 and 3, Bridget Jones, Love Actually, The Weatherman, Dumb and Dumber, Dude Where's My Car?, You Me and Dupree, The Godfather.

SHMEXY MEN:

MIKE DIRNT!!!, and of course Billie and Tre ( I've wanted their babies since I was thirteen) David Tennant, Jonathan Togo, Donny Tourette, Johnny Depp, James Marsters. And I blates fancy Avril Lavigne.