Nimrod666

Top GD songs <33
1. Longveiw
2. Welcome to Paradise
3. St. Jimmy
4. Holiday
5. The Grouch
6. East Jesus Nowhere
7. Who wrote Holden Caulfield
8. Paper Lanterns
9. Burnout
10. Warning
11. Waiting
12. Homecoming
13. Horseshoes and Handgrenades
14. Boulevard of broken dreams
15. American Idiot
16. Going to Pasalaqua
17. 21 guns
18. Good Riddance
19. Geek Stink Breath
20. Only of You
and alot more XD




Fav Bands:
GREEN DAY, Nirvana, Queen, The Clash, Ramones, The Beatles, Foxboro Hot tubs, Pinhead Gunpowder, Husker Du, Billy Talent, Sum 41, Emily's army

Billie Joe Armstrong:
✔''I put the eyeliner stick under a match for a few seconds, then I draw it all over and squeeze my eyes together. The aim is to make it look like I put it on during an earthquake.''
✔"Do you have a problem? I have a gun. I'll shoot you. No problem.''
✔"My mom was from Oklahoma, hence the name Billie Joe...It's not William Joseph it's just Billie Joe."
✔''Punk's dead & I fucking killed it.''
✔"There is not a band you can mention that we havent kicked their ass at one time or another."
✔"I kind of became everyones weird uncle. I was drunk all the time wearing a fucking leopard g string."
✔"I hate celebrities. I really hate them."
✔''My name is George W. Bush,..actually my name is Asshole.
✔"Attack your instruments. Dont let them attack you."
✔"I never thought that being obnoxious would get me where I am now."
✔"They sound like Tré choking on a hair ball." [Slipknot]
✔''School's practice 4 the future, & practice makes perfect, & nobody's perfect, so why practice..??''

Tré Cool:
✔''I don't see anything on it, all I see is shows. There is never anything on it. Just MTV talking about how cool MTV is.
✔''I can suck my own''
✔''Orange mocha frappucino..!!''
✔''No man can eat 50 eggs..!!''
✔"They should legalize pot, do it! Do it!!!"
✔''I'M SO BEAUTIFUL! FUCK..!!''
✔''I want to wash your grandmother.''
✔"I don't understand what Billie just said so, I'll talk about chickens..."
✔''Tré Cool is the drummer of Green Day. And he likes to snort doughnut sprinkles.''
✔''Chocolate Milk Bitch..!!''
✔''I have a message for all the kids out there: I never finished high school & I'm very rich & very successful..!!''
✔"I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents."
✔"It's, like, an ok tour bus and all, but people see book mobile on the side & come up and ask us if we have any book to sell. I mean how stupid is that....books? We don't even read."
✔''We kick ass now. We've seen a million faces & we rocked them all."

Mike Dirnt:
✔''Wait! They don't love you like I love you! Wait! They don't love you like I love you! Wait! Wait..!!''
✔''Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one.''
✔"Dogs are gonna take over the world. It's a known fact for those who believe it, kinda like the Bible."
✔"I'm gonna be cremated. I don't want to be stuck in any box. Maybe they'll bury me upside down & plant a seed in my ass."
✔"All of my religious beliefs are based on Star Wars."
✔"Don't blame me for the explosion of punk rock. I didn't know our music was going to get that big."
✔"If my kid didn't rebel, she wouldn't be my kid."
✔"I have a daughter & she's the greatest thing that ever happened to me. She gives me a good excuse to watch cartoons."
✔"I'm down with J.C. He's cool. Whatever." [When asked about Jesus Christ]

30 Ways To Tell If You're A Real Green Day Fan

1. You have other albums than American Idiot
2. You know other songs than American Idiot
3. You have Bullet in a Bible
4. When someone says 'cool' you start thinking Tre Cool
5. Green is one of your favorite colors
6. You hate George W. Bush
7. You celebrate their birthdays
8. Your walls are covered in their posters
9. If you don't have all of their albums/dvd's, you never give up on looking for them
10. You're against war
11. You have sent an e-mail to George Bush from greendaynrdc.com
12. You buy anything that has something to do with Green Day
13. You're not ashamed to wear their merchandise stuff in school or anywhere in public
14. You scream when you hear one of their songs on the radio
15. You buy every magazine that has something about them
16. You (almost) cry when you forget to watch one of their interviews on Tv
17. At least one of their songs has emotional meaning to you
18. You start laughing in the middle of a class in school when you remember something they have said or done in an interview
19. If someone talks sh*t about them, you get offended and punch that motherf*cker(or at least kick or something)
20. You have heard all of their songs
21. You listen to their music everyday
22. You remember many of their quotes
23. Some of their songs make you just wanna jump around and dance
24. You want to play guitar/bass/drums just like Billie Joe/Mike/Tre does
25. You make sure you spell the band name 'Green Day' and not 'green day' (or greenday)
26. You truly love each of the band members
27. You (almost) scream out of happiness everytime you watch Bullet in a Bible
28. You never shut up about them
29. You have read Catcher in the rye because it's Billie Joe's favorite book (and you loved it)
30. You have this on your profile

St. Jimmy's comin' down across the alleyway
Up on the boulevard like a zip gun on parade
Light of a silhouette
He's insubordinate
Coming at you on the count of 1,2,1,2,3,4!

My name is Jimmy and you better not wear it out
Suicide commando that your momma talked about
King of the forty thieves
And I'm here to represent
The needle in the vein of the establishment

I'm the patron saint of the denial
With an angel face and a taste for suicidal

Cigarettes and ramen and a little bag of dope
I am the son of a bitch and Edgar Allen Poe
Raised in the city under a halo of lights
The product of war and fear that we've been victimized

I'm the patron saint of the denial
With an angel face and a taste for suicidal

ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?

I'll give you something to cry about.

ST. JIMMY!

My name is St. Jimmy I'm a son of a gun
I'm the one that's from the way outside
I'm a teenage assassin executing some fun
In the cult of the life of crime.

I really hate to say it but I told you so
So shut your mouth before I shoot you down ol' boy
Welcome to the club and give me some blood
And the resident leader at the lost and found

It's comedy and tragedy
It's St. Jimmy
And that's my nameeeeeee... and don't wear it out!

"Am I retarded or am I just overjoyed"

Billie Joe Armstrong:
-"School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect, and nobodies perfect, so why practice?"
-"This song's off our album. It's called Kerplunk. It's kind of in line with the shit thing, ya know, it's like you take a dookie and it kerplunks in the toilet."
-"Never run in the rain with your socks on"
-"I never thought that being obnoxious would get me where I am now."

Mike Dirnt:
-"I have a daughter and she's the greatest thing that ever happened to me. She gives me a good excuse to watch cartoons."
-"Dogs are gonna take over the world. It's a known fact for those who believe it, kinda like the Bible."
-"I'm gonna be cremated. I don't want to be stuck in any box. Maybe they'll bury me upside down and plant a seed in my ass."

Tre' Cool:
-"You'd think we were really good at writing songs or something."
-"I don't understand what Billie just said so, I'll talk about chickens...."
-"The radio sounds good when we're on it!"


Oh Oh god it’s time i gotta say goodbye I gotta say goodbye I gotta say goodbye now i gotta say goodbye I’m gonna go home and get on my big wheel Gonna get on my big wheel No I’m gonna get on my bicycle NO I’m gonna get on my scooter No my scooter No I’m gonna get on my bicycle I’m gonna get on my on my on my tonka truck I’m gonna get on my tonka truck I’m gonna take it I’m gonna go down the strip, smash it up against the window I’m gonna smash it up against the window YEAH I AM�

"For lack of a better word and thats my best excuse.."

You say Pink
I say Black
You say High Heels
I say Converse
You Say Zac Efron
I Say Billie Joe Armstrong
You Say Jonas Brothers
I Say Green Day
You say Pop
I say Rock
You say Holister/Aeropostale
I say Adeline
You say Angelina Jolie
I say Adrienne Armstrong
You say Fergalicious
I say Billielicous
You say I'm weird
I say I'm Different.

"Get your philosophy from a bumper sticker"

You know you are obsessed with Green Day when
top 10

10. You know all the bands bio's but can't remember your best friends birthday.

9. When you begin and end a sentence with Green Day.

8. You request a Green Day song everyday on your local radio station.

7. There are more pic's of Green Day saved to your computer then of people you actually know.

6. When you dye your hair the color of whatever your favorite members hair color is that week.

5. When tivo is set for any and all Green Day tv appearences.

4. When you join a Green Day street team or fan listing.

3. When you remember every word to every Green Day song but can't remember what you ate for breakfeast.

2. When you diligently sign up to win contests to see Green Day across country.

1. When you name your first born Billie Joe.


The 11 comandments of a Green Day

1. Thou shall not leave thy friends in need.
2. Thou shall live in the minority as sons of rage and love.
3. Thou shall thank your lucky stars.
4. Thou shall whine about nothing and everything all at once.
5. Thou shall spend a day of pot and blow off steam with methamphetamine.
6. Thou shall say thou’s 1000 hours love in a song if thou’s pen is writing wrong.
7. Thou shall respect the messiah, Michael, the king, Tre, and the lord, Billie Joe.
8. Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the sweet children.
9. Thou shall not ask “why?�. (it's a lesson learned in time.)
10. Thou shall rock hard (if need be, pantsless).
11. Thou shall live without warning.


-♥-Jimmy died today He blew his brains out into the bay In the state of mind it's my own private suicide-♥-


You say Taylor Swift,I say Nirvana
You say Lady Gaga,I say The Ramones
You say Miley Cyrus,I say Green Day
You say T-Pain,I say Queen
You say Eminem,I say The Clash
You say Jonas Brother,I say U2
You say justin bieber,I punch you in the face
92% of teens prefer pop and hip-hop.If you are part of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy and paste this to your status. DONT LET ROCK N ROLL DIE!