this is for my friend jenny

once upon a time jenny was so bored and passed the point of delerium and spun out in her room on her own. one day a saint named jimmy came down and asked how bout me and you smoke some weed and jenny said rock on and the jesus of suburbia brought the kegs . they sat in a circle and talked until jimmy shot him self on accident b/c he was playing with the trigger and said i wonder what this does and pulled it. he died instantly jesus of suburbia called his friend whats her name and she came down and tried some heroine and he still layed there dead. they sat in a circle and cried and started to sing " role role role a joint twist it at the end light it up and take a puff and pass it to your friends" and a knock on tha door and it was lauren being carried by tre cool, billie joe, and mike dirnt. we all sat in a circle and sang kumbaya while tre and jenny made out and lauren and billie joe smoked a joint and mike and jesus of suburbia played the guitar and gave each other a tatoo with a pen and needle. it was 1:00 in tha morning and we all called it a night and jenny went home with tre and had 30 kids and lauren was adopted by billie joe and they smoke weed together and mike gave jesus of suburbia a job as a janitor at mikes restauruant and whats her name is still in jennys room trying to revive saint jimmy and still hasnt gaveup. they all lived happily ever after... except saint jimmy.

the end rock on jenny