...Wow, Disney gives go ahead to fairytale gay weddings.
Oh joys of joy, gay peeps can get married in front of Cinderella's palace and have Mickey and Minnie as guests. It's not the same-sex couples I have the trouble with, don't get the wrong idea. It's the fact it'sDisney.
Disney.
DIZZ-KNEE.
Dis-GODDAMN-ney.
Who in their right mind would want to get hitched with two randomers in giant mouse costumes at their wedding? That's just...bizarre. Bizarre beyond bizarre.
And I thought my crush on Charles Kennady was weird.
Disney is a strict-minded corparation brainwashing kids to be little princesses. Y"eah, my biggest beef is with the feminine side of things (since I am a humaniod of the female persuasion) but it does a whackjob on guys too.
I mean, who didn't, when they were young, want to be Cinderella or Sleeping Beauty or Ariel the Mermaid? Those perfectly thin, substainially bosumed, gorgeous haired beauties. Heh. You can see that with Paris Hilton and (previously) Britney Spears. It's like the drugs cycle. No-one starts off on heroin, just like no-one starts out as promiscious.
You start off on something easy, like pot for example, then you get higher and higher doses, then you start something else, like amphetamines, then slowly...bingo, you're stealing DVDs outta your neighbors houses to sell at the market for your fix.
That's how it's kinda like for Disney kids.
You start watching those damn films. Then you get Barbie dolls or Action Men and you start reading magazines. Soon, your friends start reading older girls' magazines and learn about periods and pubescence. Then, teenage stuff about sex. That's my theory on the teenage pregnancy rate in the world nowadays.
Anyway...
So, why would a self-respecting person want married in Disneyland anyway? Maybe it's the girlfriend (for either straight or lesbian couples) wanting to finally fulfil that dream they had so long ago of being Cinderella finding their Prince/ess Charming.
Somehow, this gesture seems as empty as the recruitment center for Pro-Choice Irish Purple Leprachons for the Death Penalty for Magical Teddybears.
I mean, sure you can marry in their theme park...but when will they screen that same-sex couples are okay in their films?
Something smells fishy. Well, okay, not fishy...but like green stuff. A lot of green stuff.
Disney.
DIZZ-KNEE.
Dis-GODDAMN-ney.
Who in their right mind would want to get hitched with two randomers in giant mouse costumes at their wedding? That's just...bizarre. Bizarre beyond bizarre.
And I thought my crush on Charles Kennady was weird.
Disney is a strict-minded corparation brainwashing kids to be little princesses. Y"eah, my biggest beef is with the feminine side of things (since I am a humaniod of the female persuasion) but it does a whackjob on guys too.
I mean, who didn't, when they were young, want to be Cinderella or Sleeping Beauty or Ariel the Mermaid? Those perfectly thin, substainially bosumed, gorgeous haired beauties. Heh. You can see that with Paris Hilton and (previously) Britney Spears. It's like the drugs cycle. No-one starts off on heroin, just like no-one starts out as promiscious.
You start off on something easy, like pot for example, then you get higher and higher doses, then you start something else, like amphetamines, then slowly...bingo, you're stealing DVDs outta your neighbors houses to sell at the market for your fix.
That's how it's kinda like for Disney kids.
You start watching those damn films. Then you get Barbie dolls or Action Men and you start reading magazines. Soon, your friends start reading older girls' magazines and learn about periods and pubescence. Then, teenage stuff about sex. That's my theory on the teenage pregnancy rate in the world nowadays.
Anyway...
So, why would a self-respecting person want married in Disneyland anyway? Maybe it's the girlfriend (for either straight or lesbian couples) wanting to finally fulfil that dream they had so long ago of being Cinderella finding their Prince/ess Charming.
Somehow, this gesture seems as empty as the recruitment center for Pro-Choice Irish Purple Leprachons for the Death Penalty for Magical Teddybears.
I mean, sure you can marry in their theme park...but when will they screen that same-sex couples are okay in their films?
Something smells fishy. Well, okay, not fishy...but like green stuff. A lot of green stuff.
Maybe re write this blog to make a little more sense.
It sounds like you're writing two different things, and trying to throw them together.
It all sounds f*cked.
What i'd say, Kurtni has already said it, so i'm not repeating.
thanks Kurtni.
Stef., April 8th, 2007 at 10:53:13am
I agree with Kurtni.
Besides, haven't you ever thought maybe kids just enjioy the movies because they like imagining cool things like fairies and genies? Walt Disney was a genius, he basically started animated movies anyway and brought a whole bunch of beautiful stories to life for generations to come. Hardly any films like that are made anymore. These days it's things like The Incredibles and stuff like that.
I loved the Hunchback Of Notradame. Not because I thought I wanted to be like Esmeralda or anything, juist because it seemed a lot more meaningful then the other stuff I was watching. And Quasimodo teaches little kids it's not all about looking beautiful, it's what's on the inside, so how the heck is it brainwashing little kids to be mini supermodels?
You really need to broaden your views.
Oh, and so what if same sex couples want to get married at Disneyland? It's their choice, frankly I think it would be pretty damn cool.
GreenDayCookieFairy, April 7th, 2007 at 08:47:34pm
Uh, have you ever watched a Disney movie?
clark, April 7th, 2007 at 06:16:36pm
what Kurtni said
Definately what Kurtni said
southernidiot, April 7th, 2007 at 03:44:04pm
I'm sorry for you.
rollerpig, April 7th, 2007 at 02:39:50pm
I am just like"wow"
princesswar, April 7th, 2007 at 01:30:53pm
This is possibly the silliest blog I have ever read in my entire life. Disney world isn't brainwashing kids. If you think Disney movies are all about princesses you obviously haven't watched very many and are making a narrowminded assumption. All Disney movies teach a moral or have some theme to them. That's alot better than most of the crap people try and pass off as childhood entertainment. I seriously can't even believe you would say something like that, it's so radically extremeist and makes no sense at all. WHAT! Movies that teach kids about the power of love, loyalty and friendship! THATS CRAZY.
How many little 6 year old girls do you know that are concerned with hot big their boobs are? None. That has nothing to do with why they want to be a princess. They want to live in a castle and hang out with genies. it isn't an image thing. Dude, then you go and say kids learning and reading about sex and periods leads to teenage pregnancy? That also makes no sense at all. Being educated prevents things like that. And if the magazine is intended for an older audience, it's the parents job to you know, do this thing called parenting, and keep it away from their kids. That first off, has no relation to disney at all, and secondly it makes no sense.
Why would anyone want to get married at disney world? Have you been there dear? It's one of the most amazing theme parks in the entire world. It's something unique and different. How many people can say the first thing they did as a married couple was go ride rollercoasters? I think that would be neat. I think its insanely hateful to say that because you get married at Disney world you have no self respect.
And what does screening same sex couples in films have to do with Disney brainwashing kids? It isn't like disney can go up to a director (yes, directors make these choices, not the freaking theme park) and say "Oh yeah.. we need your king and Queen to be 2 queens by the way" First off, it isn't Disneys fault that can't happen and it would be innacurate in this time to say it would. And they are kid movies, like they understand homosexuality at all. Some of Disney movies don't even have romantic relationships, they have powerful friendships. Disney can't control what parents tell their children believe and it would be silly to think that because Disney has a same sex couple that parents are going to change their opinions.
And your drug cycle is totally flawed. There is plenty of people who start on heroin and pot is not scientifically linked to leading to hardcore drug abuse. It isnt even addicting. I highly advise anyone who believed all that to go do their own research, or check out the book crank.
Kurtni, April 7th, 2007 at 11:35:08am
What's wrong getting married at Disney Land. It's a cool place. Better than most other places
Buddy Christ, April 7th, 2007 at 10:51:24am
Everything that I'd say was already said by Punk! and Gothic-Lolita. No reason to state something that's already been said, ya know?
Funky Platypus, April 7th, 2007 at 10:36:16am
wow
I think you look too deep into this stuff
Dude... it's Disney.
I seriously doubt disney leads to teen pregnancy.
southernidiot, April 7th, 2007 at 09:47:27am
i find it weird to get married full stop at disneyland. i mean is that really the most romanic place you want to get married. is not a church or somewhere that means something to you a lot better. i feel sorry for the kids
Gothic-Lolita, April 7th, 2007 at 09:34:58am
I see what you mean. It WOULD be starnge if you're like 5 years old and you see two guys getting married next to Disney Castle. That might influence kids to be like that as well (no I'm not homo-phobic, I'm just saying). I just find it weird that they'd do that.
Protest, April 7th, 2007 at 08:38:23am