...Wow, Disney gives go ahead to fairytale gay weddings.

Oh joys of joy, gay peeps can get married in front of Cinderella's palace and have Mickey and Minnie as guests. It's not the same-sex couples I have the trouble with, don't get the wrong idea. It's the fact it'sDisney.

Disney.

DIZZ-KNEE.

Dis-GODDAMN-ney.

Who in their right mind would want to get hitched with two randomers in giant mouse costumes at their wedding? That's just...bizarre. Bizarre beyond bizarre.

And I thought my crush on Charles Kennady was weird.

Disney is a strict-minded corparation brainwashing kids to be little princesses. Y"eah, my biggest beef is with the feminine side of things (since I am a humaniod of the female persuasion) but it does a whackjob on guys too.

I mean, who didn't, when they were young, want to be Cinderella or Sleeping Beauty or Ariel the Mermaid? Those perfectly thin, substainially bosumed, gorgeous haired beauties. Heh. You can see that with Paris Hilton and (previously) Britney Spears. It's like the drugs cycle. No-one starts off on heroin, just like no-one starts out as promiscious.

You start off on something easy, like pot for example, then you get higher and higher doses, then you start something else, like amphetamines, then slowly...bingo, you're stealing DVDs outta your neighbors houses to sell at the market for your fix.

That's how it's kinda like for Disney kids.

You start watching those damn films. Then you get Barbie dolls or Action Men and you start reading magazines. Soon, your friends start reading older girls' magazines and learn about periods and pubescence. Then, teenage stuff about sex. That's my theory on the teenage pregnancy rate in the world nowadays.

Anyway...

So, why would a self-respecting person want married in Disneyland anyway? Maybe it's the girlfriend (for either straight or lesbian couples) wanting to finally fulfil that dream they had so long ago of being Cinderella finding their Prince/ess Charming.

Somehow, this gesture seems as empty as the recruitment center for Pro-Choice Irish Purple Leprachons for the Death Penalty for Magical Teddybears.

I mean, sure you can marry in their theme park...but when will they screen that same-sex couples are okay in their films?

Something smells fishy. Well, okay, not fishy...but like green stuff. A lot of green stuff.
Posted on April 7th, 2007 at 08:18am

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