COMEDIAN: Dane Cook

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Ilse Falling In Love With The Board Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 8465	February 28th, 2006 at 10:40pm BasketCase: September_has_Ended: BasketCase: September_has_Ended: BasketCase: September_has_Ended: BasketCase: September_has_Ended: Fuck shoes man! Fuck shoes! Haha! I'm listening to the Chicken Sangwich one where he mentions that. So cool. "No problem, Cheif." "No problem, Gay Lord." That line made me laugh so hard, I think my heart came out of my mouth. "I don't care if the person sitting across from you is considering suicide! You get that fucking ketchup!" "HeycanIjuh...hah...Ijustneed...canIgetacoupleket...Ijustneedlike2or3." God, I love his breathy ketchup beg. It sounds like..oh, I odn't know. A potential rapist. I know. That was the first thing I thought of when I heard that. "Shhh, shhhh. I won't...SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE ON YOUR PUSSY AND A MONKEY I CAN BATTLE! LASERBEAMS FROM MY COCK!
Baguelle King For A Couple Of Days Age: - Gender: - Posts: 2727	February 28th, 2006 at 11:48pm September_has_Ended: BasketCase: September_has_Ended: BasketCase: September_has_Ended: BasketCase: September_has_Ended: BasketCase: September_has_Ended: Fuck shoes man! Fuck shoes! Haha! I'm listening to the Chicken Sangwich one where he mentions that. So cool. "No problem, Cheif." "No problem, Gay Lord." That line made me laugh so hard, I think my heart came out of my mouth. "I don't care if the person sitting across from you is considering suicide! You get that fucking ketchup!" "HeycanIjuh...hah...Ijustneed...canIgetacoupleket...Ijustneedlike2or3." God, I love his breathy ketchup beg. It sounds like..oh, I odn't know. A potential rapist. I know. That was the first thing I thought of when I heard that. "Shhh, shhhh. I won't...SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE ON YOUR PUSSY AND A MONKEY I CAN BATTLE! LASERBEAMS FROM MY COCK! I'm off to bed now. See you later!
Vanity and Death King For A Couple Of Days Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 2129	March 1st, 2006 at 12:42am I have heard of Dane Cook, but, who exactly, is he?
Tre Cool. Addict Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 11622	March 1st, 2006 at 04:33pm Vanity and Death: I have heard of Dane Cook, but, who exactly, is he? He's a funny comedian. I think he's tourin' around the U.S. now for his new DVD.. Retaliation
rocknrollluver Geek Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 204	March 1st, 2006 at 04:42pm AAHHHH dane cook I LOVE DANE COOK i love all of his shit its hillarious
Tre Cool. Addict Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 11622	March 1st, 2006 at 04:44pm rocknrollluver: AAHHHH dane cook I LOVE DANE COOK i love all of his shit its hillarious What's your favorite skit?
hm___kinky King For A Couple Of Days Age: - Gender: - Posts: 2746	March 1st, 2006 at 06:25pm i love the one burger king thing where the lady is like 'where do i go?" and he says "You follow the one road you are on to me" i cant remember all of it but then he like tells her to like go to some Whopper kind person and yah its more hilarious when he says it
Baguelle King For A Couple Of Days Age: - Gender: - Posts: 2727	March 1st, 2006 at 09:04pm The guy with the pancho is the best. That's in the drive thru one.
Tre Cool. Addict Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 11622	March 1st, 2006 at 09:06pm Basket*Case: The guy with the pancho is the best. That's in the drive thru one.
fancy pants Post Whore Age: 36 Gender: Female Posts: 22225	March 1st, 2006 at 09:14pm Dane Cook is a funny, sexy, son of a bitch. One of my top 3 favorite comedians.
BrittanyNox[Sheena.Cool.] Geek Age: - Gender: - Posts: 118	March 1st, 2006 at 09:19pm i don't stalk tré...: Basket*Case: The guy with the pancho is the best. That's in the drive thru one. his name is hank hes going to take you to the whopper lair....and if you dont get there in 15 mins we take your food! THE DUDE IN THE PONCHO NAMED HANK RAWKS!!!
Ilse Falling In Love With The Board Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 8465	March 1st, 2006 at 09:21pm BasketCase: September_has_Ended: BasketCase: September_has_Ended: BasketCase: September_has_Ended: BasketCase: September_has_Ended: Basket*Case: September_has_Ended: Fuck shoes man! Fuck shoes! Haha! I'm listening to the Chicken Sangwich one where he mentions that. So cool. "No problem, Cheif." "No problem, Gay Lord." That line made me laugh so hard, I think my heart came out of my mouth. "I don't care if the person sitting across from you is considering suicide! You get that fucking ketchup!" "HeycanIjuh...hah...Ijustneed...canIgetacoupleket...Ijustneedlike2or3." God, I love his breathy ketchup beg. It sounds like..oh, I odn't know. A potential rapist. I know. That was the first thing I thought of when I heard that. "Shhh, shhhh. I won't...SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE ON YOUR PUSSY AND A MONKEY I CAN BATTLE! LASERBEAMS FROM MY COCK! I'm off to bed now. See you later! Good night. (I'm a day late and a dollar short)
Baguelle King For A Couple Of Days Age: - Gender: - Posts: 2727	March 1st, 2006 at 10:13pm September_has_Ended: BasketCase: September_has_Ended: BasketCase: September_has_Ended: BasketCase: September_has_Ended: BasketCase: September_has_Ended: Basket*Case: September_has_Ended: Fuck shoes man! Fuck shoes! Haha! I'm listening to the Chicken Sangwich one where he mentions that. So cool. "No problem, Cheif." "No problem, Gay Lord." That line made me laugh so hard, I think my heart came out of my mouth. "I don't care if the person sitting across from you is considering suicide! You get that fucking ketchup!" "HeycanIjuh...hah...Ijustneed...canIgetacoupleket...Ijustneedlike2or3." God, I love his breathy ketchup beg. It sounds like..oh, I odn't know. A potential rapist. I know. That was the first thing I thought of when I heard that. "Shhh, shhhh. I won't...SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE ON YOUR PUSSY AND A MONKEY I CAN BATTLE! LASERBEAMS FROM MY COCK! I'm off to bed now. See you later! Good night. (I'm a day late and a dollar short) I'm awake now. And done with homework.
Baguelle King For A Couple Of Days Age: - Gender: - Posts: 2727	March 1st, 2006 at 10:15pm Sheena.Cool.: i don't stalk tré...: BasketCase: The guy with the pancho is the best. That's in the drive thru one. his name is hank hes going to take you to the whopper lair....and if you dont get there in 15 mins we take your food! THE DUDE IN THE PONCHO NAMED HANK RAWKS!!! I need to put HIS on my iPod. goes off to find CDs*
Sylar Falling In Love With The Board Age: 34 Gender: Female Posts: 5703	March 1st, 2006 at 10:15pm Riot On Broadway: Nothing.: He's a comedian. Really funny one at that. So is Rove McManus. God, if Rove wasn't married, I'd have him for myself. He's the most awesomest awesome peep ever
Baguelle King For A Couple Of Days Age: - Gender: - Posts: 2727	March 1st, 2006 at 10:16pm A Fungal Infection: Riot On Broadway: Nothing.: He's a comedian. Really funny one at that. So is Rove McManus. God, if Rove wasn't married, I'd have him for myself. He's the most awesomest awesome peep ever Anyone mind posting some of this guy's stuff?
Dead End Girl Addict Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 10219	March 1st, 2006 at 10:26pm Truuunk Space Radio Knobs... Seeeeat Belts
Baguelle King For A Couple Of Days Age: - Gender: - Posts: 2727	March 1st, 2006 at 10:33pm Oh Mistress, I Confess: Truuunk Space Radio Knobs... Seeeeat Belts
Baguelle King For A Couple Of Days Age: - Gender: - Posts: 2727	March 1st, 2006 at 10:35pm I listening to the joke where he talks about "investigating his crime scene" in front of a girl and he starts singing the Super Mario Bros. theme song.
Baguelle King For A Couple Of Days Age: - Gender: - Posts: 2727	March 1st, 2006 at 10:36pm "We've all been with a 'What the fuck am I doing here?'!"

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