COMEDIAN: Dane Cook

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Razor to the Rosary
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February 26th, 2006 at 02:28pm
Nothing.:
Madame Pie:
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Madame Pie:
I love the "lets do this, i'm a cashew" one. it always makes me giggle. Dane Cook works better than Prozac
l love that one. "Let's do this, I'm a cashew." I used to have it on my iPod.. I don't know what happened to it.


you should go on a search party for it. how can people live at a time like this. Dane Cook skits are missing
It's like a nightmare. They should do one of those corn pop commercials for Dane Cook..
"It's like a day without Dane Cook." and you see the guy doing something stupid.
Don't ask, I just get wierd thoughts


Lmao that would be the awesomest comercial ever. i would watch it every night and day. yea, thats right, I said it. EVERY night and day
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February 26th, 2006 at 02:30pm
Nothing.:
But ya, I think we should start a search party. What would life be like without Dane Cook?


Life would not have a meaning without Dane Cook
dr.tran
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February 26th, 2006 at 02:31pm
xD
I would quote the one about EVERY night and day but I get antsy when the quotes get too long.
Anyway...
Baguelle
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February 26th, 2006 at 02:32pm
w00t! A thread for Dane!
dr.tran
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February 26th, 2006 at 02:33pm
Basket*Case:
w00t! A thread for Dane!
Yes indeed. I thought that he should get some credit for his AWESOME FUNNYISM. Shocked I think I just made a word
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February 26th, 2006 at 02:34pm
Madame Pie:
Nothing.:
But ya, I think we should start a search party. What would life be like without Dane Cook?


Life would not have a meaning without Dane Cook
I know what ya mean. Nobody would be able to laugh. [or they would just be laughing at yo momma jokes Evil or Very Mad ]
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February 26th, 2006 at 02:35pm
haha funnyism. i shall use that word from now on. just like I say I use my Fantastical brain
dr.tran
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February 26th, 2006 at 02:36pm
I think I'm gunna change my name to something like that. Dane Cook's FUNNYISM
dedicated to dane himself <3
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February 26th, 2006 at 02:40pm
I've seen a couple of his bits on TV
He's funny <3

'I wanna be a snake! Why not me? WHY NOT ME?! -flops around like a snake-'
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February 26th, 2006 at 02:40pm
haha wootness
Jimmys_Girl13
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February 26th, 2006 at 02:40pm
The best one is the monopoly one

"FUCK THIS GAME! It's 3 in the morning , grandma. YOU WIN! Where'd you get all the pink 50s you cheating whore?! Fuck off grampa! Gramma's a cheating WHORE!"
dr.tran
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February 26th, 2006 at 02:41pm
Jimmys_Girl13:
The best one is the monopoly one

"FUCK THIS GAME! It's 3 in the morning , grandma. YOU WIN! Where'd you get all the pink 50s you cheating whore?! Fuck off grampa! Gramma's a cheating WHORE!"
xD
That one leads into his clue and killing people with knives
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February 26th, 2006 at 02:43pm
Jimmys_Girl13:
The best one is the monopoly one

"FUCK THIS GAME! It's 3 in the morning , grandma. YOU WIN! Where'd you get all the pink 50s you cheating whore?! Fuck off grampa! Gramma's a cheating WHORE!"


that one's hilarious and full of dane's funnyism
dr.tran
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February 26th, 2006 at 02:44pm
Madame Pie:
Jimmys_Girl13:
The best one is the monopoly one

"FUCK THIS GAME! It's 3 in the morning , grandma. YOU WIN! Where'd you get all the pink 50s you cheating whore?! Fuck off grampa! Gramma's a cheating WHORE!"


that one's hilarious and full of dane's funnyism
Indeed. I love the use of Dane's new word. Omg, have you heard the nightmare one?
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February 26th, 2006 at 02:45pm
the one with the crab?
dr.tran
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February 26th, 2006 at 02:48pm
Madame Pie:
the one with the crab?
Uh huh. That's the one. "Dude, you're gay. The lightning emphasizes the gay.He wasn't wearing loafers was he? OH NO!" That one didn't disappear from my iPod, luckily.
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February 26th, 2006 at 02:50pm
haha i love that one
dr.tran
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February 26th, 2006 at 02:52pm
He just has so many awesome skits. Like the one about Jeezits [sp?] Have you heard it?
Be[lie]ve
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February 26th, 2006 at 02:54pm
Ive heard of him...
Baguelle
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February 26th, 2006 at 02:54pm
"Someone shit on the coats!"
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