Green Day Mastercard Commercials!

Transport: $28
Backstage pass: $100
Camera: $1.50
The look on your mates face when you show her evidence that Tre Cool IS the pink dancing bunny: Priceless

Mike_is_sexy_86:

Shotgun - $600
All black, skin-tight outfit - $60
Night-vision goggles - $800
Getting sent to jail for the attempted murder of Adrienne Armstrong cuz your a fricken teenie - Priceless

HAHA I love that one.

OMG, Shoes.:

Green Day Concert Tickets: Not Worth It.
Green Day T-Shirt: Also Not Worth It
All of my Green Day Stuff: Gave to my loser cousin
Watching all of GSB flip a bitch at me: PRICLESS.

I hate you.

Yeah, I don't have any of my own, so I'll just be leaving...

(parent's voise)
Green Day shirt:$15.99
Green Day Shoes:$59.95
Green Day tickets:$60 each
the look on your child face when they meet Green Day : Priseless

lmao i love the Adrieene Armstrong one but it is alittle werid but still kind of funny cause of the teenie part, these are good

Gas:$2 gallon
AI CD:$15
Look on ur grandma's face when she reads the lyricsRICELESS!

(something tells me that happened)

Captain Anarchy:

Transport: $28
Backstage pass: $100
Camera: $1.50
The look on your mates face when you show her evidence that Tre Cool IS the pink dancing bunny: Priceless

Is He?????

<3am.:

Bullet in A Bible: $19.99
Dvd player: $200
Some popcorn: $2.50
Getting grounded and seeing the look on your parents face because they walked in on the part where Billie's masturbating: Priceless



Honestly, I wouldn't care if I got grounded. Billie masturbating and laughing your ass off at your mom's face would be worth it.

OMFG!

MY DAD JUST WALKED IN ON MY BROTHER AND ME WATCHING THAT PART!

Begging, hinting and asking for Green Day CDs from everyone from your parents to random strangers on the street: 3 weeks of your life in total

BIAB: $20

Posters: 50$

Teaching your brother that it's not 'Greenday' or 'Billy-Jo': One day and three hours of reserach to prove your point on the computer.

All the CDs : $100 on EBay.

The look on your mother's face the first time she wtatches BIAB with you and especially Hitching a Ride: Pretty good.

The look on YOUR face when your mother says that Billie is the best-looking member in the band: Hilarious.

The debate you and your mother have about who's better looking: Billie or Tre: ABSOLUTELY ONE HUNDRED PERCENT PRICELESS!!!

Concert tickets:$50 each
Backstage pass:$20 each [Im exagerating]
Running through mosh pit to collect sample of Billie's sweat: Severe injuries.
Being carried off the stage and rushed to the hospital: $1000 (or more)
Risking your very life to meet your favorite band: Priceless.

Yeah..its cheesy..but oh well.

pet-rocks-rock:

Concert tickets:$50 each
Backstage pass:$20 each [Im exagerating]
Running through mosh pit to collect sample of Billie's sweat: Severe injuries.
Being carried off the stage and rushed to the hospital: $1000 (or more)
Risking your very life to meet your favorite band: Priceless.

Yeah..its cheesy..but oh well.

I think it hilarious

Mechanical_Chick'05:

pet-rocks-rock:

Concert tickets:$50 each
Backstage pass:$20 each [Im exagerating]
Running through mosh pit to collect sample of Billie's sweat: Severe injuries.
Being carried off the stage and rushed to the hospital: $1000 (or more)
Risking your very life to meet your favorite band: Priceless.

Yeah..its cheesy..but oh well.

I think it hilarious

Now I feel special

YAY!

I dont know you...But Im gonna hug you anyways..

*e-hug*

One lock picking set: $75.50

4 twinkies and two vherry flavored slurpies: $5

Gas money to a Green Day concert: $47.58

Green Day back stage passes for two: $210

Gaurd bribery to let you touch the tour bus: $550

Being a stow away on Green Day's tour bus: Priceless

Some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterCard.

Buying Green Day concert tickets-$75.00
Gas-$50.00
Snacks-$15.00
Seeing the look on your parent's faces when Billie Joe Armstrong sticks his hand down his pants-
PRICELESS

Bullet in a Bible-$20.00
DVD Player- $50.00
Popcorn-$2.50
The look on your parent's faces when Tre Cool passes out from being stoned-
PRICELESS

THIS ONE IS REALLY GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Secretly downloading the song "Like A Rat Does Cheese"-0.99
Listening to the song quitely with a friend-$0.01
Your friend turning the volume up just as Tre sings "Suck my dick untill your lips fall off.."-$2.00
Your Dad walking in-
PRICELESS
Some things money can't buy. For everything else there's Mastercard.

These were fun to do!!!!!!!!!!

OMG, Shoes.:

Green Day Concert Tickets: Not Worth It.
Green Day T-Shirt: Also Not Worth It
All of my Green Day Stuff: Gave to my loser cousin
Watching all of GSB flip a bitch at me: PRICLESS.

That's stupid, if you hate Green Day then why the fuck are you here? And no, none of us care, it's just dumb that you'd waste your time here.

Green day shirt: 25$
Shenanigans: $30
striped socks: 10$ =P

your mom's face when billie joe masturbates on the stage and yells "somebody fuck meee"=Priceless

sexybilliejoe4me:

OMG, Shoes.:

Green Day Concert Tickets: Not Worth It.
Green Day T-Shirt: Also Not Worth It
All of my Green Day Stuff: Gave to my loser cousin
Watching all of GSB flip a bitch at me: PRICLESS.

That's stupid, if you hate Green Day then why the fuck are you here? And no, none of us care, it's just dumb that you'd waste your time here.

yeah but remember:
Roamin' round your house wastin' your time
No obligation just wastin your time
so why are on GSB wasting your time
when you could be with me wastin your time

Well im a waste like you,
with nothing else to do,
May I waste your time too?

Warding off regrets wastin your time
smokin cigarettes wastin your time
Im just a parasite wastin your time
applying myself to wastin your time

well thats enough. dont wanna spam too bad but there ya go! By the way, it is kinda funny unless your life, education, religion, and everything is based on green day but some people really dont like em that much. they really dont need to be on here but it was a little funny. nothing to take seriously. i guess im tryin to keep people in line on here but it was just a joke just like the adie/teenie one. But whatever, if ya dont like green day then thats ur taste. not my problem. but if i were you i would get on here before an angry mob of hardcore green day fans try to come and kill ya, OMG, shoes!

Green Day Poster: $6
Green Day Hoodie: $30
Seeing Tre` smoking celery in a jointriceless

Internet Connection: 50$
Green Day albums: 200$
Green Day concert Tickets: 50$
Spelling Billie Joe's name wrong: Priceless.

Green Day concert tickets: $80

Green Day concert shirt: $40

Billie Joe pulling you up on stage and embarrassing you in front of 60,000 people: Priceless

star-gazer93:

sexybilliejoe4me:

OMG, Shoes.:

Green Day Concert Tickets: Not Worth It.
Green Day T-Shirt: Also Not Worth It
All of my Green Day Stuff: Gave to my loser cousin
Watching all of GSB flip a bitch at me: PRICLESS.

That's stupid, if you hate Green Day then why the fuck are you here? And no, none of us care, it's just dumb that you'd waste your time here.

yeah but remember:
Roamin' round your house wastin' your time
No obligation just wastin your time
so why are on GSB wasting your time
when you could be with me wastin your time

Well im a waste like you,
with nothing else to do,
May I waste your time too?

Warding off regrets wastin your time
smokin cigarettes wastin your time
Im just a parasite wastin your time
applying myself to wastin your time

well thats enough. dont wanna spam too bad but there ya go! By the way, it is kinda funny unless your life, education, religion, and everything is based on green day but some people really dont like em that much. they really dont need to be on here but it was a little funny. nothing to take seriously. i guess im tryin to keep people in line on here but it was just a joke just like the adie/teenie one. But whatever, if ya dont like green day then thats ur taste. not my problem. but if i were you i would get on here before an angry mob of hardcore green day fans try to come and kill ya, OMG, shoes!

good one lol