Less Weed For Me, chapter 1

OK so im sitting at my computer writting this story. Green Day is helping me 'cause im cool like that. Billie Joe "Hi everyone!!" me "Shut up it's my story!!!" Billie Joe "OK less weed for you" me "Noooooo...." when all of a sudden an alarm goes off in Tre's pants. Me "What is it time to jack off?" Tre "No that one is at 5 but really... Someone doesn't like Green Day!!" Mike "OMG!! lets got find them" Billie Joe "Mmkay cool" so we get their and it is my arch enemy keeley the preepy hoe!! Me "OMG! it's my arch enemy keeley the preepy hoe!" Billie Joe "Tre go kill her" Tre "No she scares me!!" (Tre runs to a corner and hides) then keeley turns into a giant pickel!! Mike "Cool I love pickels!!" Billie Joe "Fuck this I'm leaving" . Tre come running over. Me and Tre "Good idea" so we leave and Mike is eating the giant preepy pickel. And thats my story cause im cool like that.