Hitchin A Life's Big Story!, chapter 1

It all started one day long ago, actually it was yesterday..... *Heh ya yesterday* when I decided to go to the skatepark on a rainy day and pretty soon after I got there a large red car began speeding down the road and slowed beside me. Given where I grew up and my reaction speed I immedietly dove to the ground hurting my head. But as I rose I noticed someone getting out! Oh my god, it's Barney! No even better, Tre Cool! "Are you alright" he asks as Billie Joe and Mike get out looking very concerned" What? Are you kiddin me? I just did that to make u laugh" *nervous giggle*. So Mike hits the half-pipe busting all combinations of vert as Billie Joe goes 4 the downrail with all sorts of grinds and Tre just cryed over his missing testicle then I busted a 360 flip melon grab over the 10 set. "Wow!" The group said "Are you really good". Then suddenly Mike fell on the slippery bank and his leg broke! Unfortunetly, as Tre was pouting over his testicle ur lack of one he decided to pop the tires of the car and lock us in the skatepark. We had to improvise so we replaced a piece of his leg with some trucks and nut and bolted it in. Miraculasly, it worked better than ever so we went to my house and watched Spiderman! And we all skated, and rocked! Happily ever after!