BLAH llama's, chapter 1
Hi, My name is Cool, Trè Cool. My wife filed a divorce with me a few years ago, but she still lives with me, to create a better life for our son, Frankie. She told me I'm "at the recording studio too much" and "I act too much like Frankie" Frankie is 5-years-old. I love to act like a little kid, and if a girl can't deal with that then that's her problem...right? I started walking downstairs, where Claudia was. I rounded the corner to see her sitting there, sipping her coffee, with Frankie eating coco puffs. I walked to the cereal cabinet and grabbed the coco puffs and sat down on the other side of Frankie. I poured the cereal into my bowl and started throwing them into the air and catching them in my mouth, causing Claudia to roll her eyes and sigh, and Frankie started to laugh. I stopped and went to grab the milk.
"Don't stop daddy, it's funny!" He said, giggling.
"Ok," I kept throwing them until they were all gone. I noticed it was time to take Frankie to Kindergarten. I picked him up and he put on his little green Chucks and I put on my big green Chucks. He grabbed his Spiderman backpack and Ninja Turtles lunch bag. We walked out to the car and started to drive to his school.
"Daddy!" He said excitedly.
"What?" I asked in the same tone of voice that he just used.
"I was watching Sponge Bob today, and Patrick was trying to be JUST like Sponge Bob, and Sponge Bob got really mad, it was funny!" I laughed and he started humming the Sponge Bob theme song, causing me to break into a chorus of the theme of my favorite show. I pulled into his school's parking lot and he caught up with Jakob and Joey who were also walking in. I saw Billie's BMW behind me and we waved to each other. After dropping Frankie off at school I always go to Billie's, not wanting to spend the day with Claudia. I pulled out of the parking lot and Billie followed me to his house. We pulled into his driveway and got out.
"Hey man," I said as I slung my arm around Billie.
"Hey."
"So how's Adie?"
"They same as yesterday Trè." Yeah, like I said, I'm at Billie's everyday. I followed him into his house and we sat on the couch that we sit at everyday and watched the same television that we watched everyday. Adie walked downstairs.
"Hey Billie, I'm going to the store, I'll see you later." We watched as she walked out of the door and turned back to our TV. 1 hour later Adie honked and we walked out to help her bring in the groceries.
"Damn lady, what did you buy?"
"Milk, Trè."
"Oh, well it's heavy!" I complained. Adie just rolled her eyes and switched me for the bread.
"Thanks Adie!" I said as she walked in the door. I walked in and helped her and Billie put the groceries away. We finished putting them away and walked back into the living room. I heard a knock at the door and Billie got up to answer it.
"Hey Bill." It was Mike and his girlfriend, Allie. Allie likes to be called Nibs for some reason though...
"Hey Nibs," I said as she sat down beside me, Mike on the other side.
"Hello Trèness." I have ANOTHER new nickname from Nibs.
"When did you come up with that one?"
"About 3 seconds before I said it."
"So what's on the agenda today boys?" Adie asked.
"We seriously need to get a new record out," Billie told her. Mike and I both nodded.
"How about we start tomorrow? I met this girl last night and I was think about calling her."
"Ooh, Trè, what's her name?" Billie asked in a taunting voice.
"Bailey," I replied.
"Oooooh!" they all taunted.
"Shut up guys, she is so beautiful, bright green eyes, brown hair, short curvy figure..." I rambled.
"Hey Mike, I think Trè is in love!"
"Shuddup," I mumbled. They just laughed.
"I'm gonna go call her," I said just before walking out of the room.
"Don't stop daddy, it's funny!" He said, giggling.
"Ok," I kept throwing them until they were all gone. I noticed it was time to take Frankie to Kindergarten. I picked him up and he put on his little green Chucks and I put on my big green Chucks. He grabbed his Spiderman backpack and Ninja Turtles lunch bag. We walked out to the car and started to drive to his school.
"Daddy!" He said excitedly.
"What?" I asked in the same tone of voice that he just used.
"I was watching Sponge Bob today, and Patrick was trying to be JUST like Sponge Bob, and Sponge Bob got really mad, it was funny!" I laughed and he started humming the Sponge Bob theme song, causing me to break into a chorus of the theme of my favorite show. I pulled into his school's parking lot and he caught up with Jakob and Joey who were also walking in. I saw Billie's BMW behind me and we waved to each other. After dropping Frankie off at school I always go to Billie's, not wanting to spend the day with Claudia. I pulled out of the parking lot and Billie followed me to his house. We pulled into his driveway and got out.
"Hey man," I said as I slung my arm around Billie.
"Hey."
"So how's Adie?"
"They same as yesterday Trè." Yeah, like I said, I'm at Billie's everyday. I followed him into his house and we sat on the couch that we sit at everyday and watched the same television that we watched everyday. Adie walked downstairs.
"Hey Billie, I'm going to the store, I'll see you later." We watched as she walked out of the door and turned back to our TV. 1 hour later Adie honked and we walked out to help her bring in the groceries.
"Damn lady, what did you buy?"
"Milk, Trè."
"Oh, well it's heavy!" I complained. Adie just rolled her eyes and switched me for the bread.
"Thanks Adie!" I said as she walked in the door. I walked in and helped her and Billie put the groceries away. We finished putting them away and walked back into the living room. I heard a knock at the door and Billie got up to answer it.
"Hey Bill." It was Mike and his girlfriend, Allie. Allie likes to be called Nibs for some reason though...
"Hey Nibs," I said as she sat down beside me, Mike on the other side.
"Hello Trèness." I have ANOTHER new nickname from Nibs.
"When did you come up with that one?"
"About 3 seconds before I said it."
"So what's on the agenda today boys?" Adie asked.
"We seriously need to get a new record out," Billie told her. Mike and I both nodded.
"How about we start tomorrow? I met this girl last night and I was think about calling her."
"Ooh, Trè, what's her name?" Billie asked in a taunting voice.
"Bailey," I replied.
"Oooooh!" they all taunted.
"Shut up guys, she is so beautiful, bright green eyes, brown hair, short curvy figure..." I rambled.
"Hey Mike, I think Trè is in love!"
"Shuddup," I mumbled. They just laughed.
"I'm gonna go call her," I said just before walking out of the room.
