Schizophrenicannibal

Behold!!!!!!! My! Obsession!












I LOVE LEMONS!!!


Small, Simple, Safe price
Rise the wake and carry me with all of my regrets
This is not a small cut that
Scabs
And dries
And flakes
And heals
And I am not afraid to die
I’m not afraid to bleed
And fuck
And fight
I want the pain of payment
What’s left but a section of pigmy-sized cuts
Much like the slew of 1000 unwanted fucks
Would you be my little cut?
Would you be my 1000 fucks?
And make mark leaving space for the guilt to be liquid
To fill and spill over and under my thoughts
My sad, sorry, selfish cry out to the cutter
I’m cutting trying to picture your blood and broken heart
Love is not like anything
Especially a fucking knife

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I'm here to tell you that
Boredom can get the best of you. . .

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Underneath this shell I hide.
Something dwelling deep inside.
Hated for what I used to be.
Feared for my true identity.
The sand will show who I really am.
A fraud? A fake? Maybe a man?
Unto me, Love is branded.
Killing for a living leaves my heart stranded.
Am I a weapon as people believe?
Once I'm dead, to where will I leave?
My people and my family are my touniquet.
Saviour and hero at times, and yet...?
A battle showed me love, but I remain alert.
I am Gaara of the desert.

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The Used

Green Day

Killswitch Engage

Demon Hunter

Trust Company

Shadows Fall

Evanescence

Within Temptation

Children of Bodom

Avenged Sevenfold

Bullet for my Valentine

Led Zeppelin

Mindless Self Indulgence

Shiny Toy Guns

Wecamewithbrokenteeth

The Medic Droid

I Am X-Ray

As I Lay Dying




I'm bisexual and I don't care if you have a problem with it.
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Heart-Shaped Glasses by Marilyn Manson

She reminds me of the one in school
When I was cuttin'
She was dressed in white
And I couldn't take my eyes off her
But that's not what I took off that night

She'll never cover up what we did with her dress, no
She said kiss me
It'll heal
But it won't forget
Kiss me
It'll heal
But it won't forget

And I don't mind you keepin' me
On pins and needles
If I could stick to you
And you stick me too

Don't break
Don't break my heart
And I won't break your heart-shaped glasses
Little girl, little girl
You should close your eyes
That blue is getting me high

Don't break
Don't break my heart
And I won't break your heart-shaped glasses
Little girl, little girl
You should close your eyes
That blue is getting me high
And making me low
That blue is getting me high
And making me low

She reminds me of a one I knew
That cut up the negatives of my life
I couldn't take my hands off her
She wouldn't let me be anywhere but inside

And I don't mind you keepin' me
On pins and needles
If I could stick to you
And you stick me too

Just don't break
Don't break my heart
And I won't break your heart-shaped glasses
Little girl, little girl
You should close your eyes
That blue is getting me high

Don't break
Don't break my heart
And I won't break your heart-shaped glasses
Little girl, little girl
You should close your eyes
That blue is getting me high
And making me low

She'll never cover up what we did with her dress, no
She said kiss me
It'll heal
But it won't forget
Kiss me
It'll heal
But it won't forget

I don't mind you keepin' me
On pins and needles
If I could stick to you
And you stick me too

Don't break
Don't break my heart
And I I won't break your heart-shaped glasses
Little girl, little girl
You should close your eyes
That blue is getting me high

Don't break
Don't break my heart
And I I won't break your heart-shaped glasses
Little girl, little girl
You should close your eyes
That blue is getting me high
And making me low


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I Like...
☼Shino
☼Gaara
☼My brother (Cory)
-and my other brother (Mack)
-and my other brother (Paul)
☼My bestest buddies in the world:
-Vee
-Rain
-Ed
-John
-Evan
-Jamie!!
-Aly
-Tazzzz
-Graeme(♥)
-Robbie
-Garret
-Matt
-Sarah(all of them. x])
-Dominick
-Graham!!!
-Travis!!!! ^-^
-Nic... I really wish we could have what we had.... I miss you... v.v
-Reena
-LEXY!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!
-KKKAAARRRLLLEEEEEEE!!!!
-Michelleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!{I Win!}
-Sandrasparagusnosepollution!!!!
-BRANDON {Flabby Penis the Emo Twig}
-KORI!!! Hi. {Fuzzle Spanky the Ass Clown}
-Ivana!! Watch out for the Pretzellos!!
-Reggie: I LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU LOVE ME!!!!!
-SAMMIE SAMMIE SAMMIE SAMMIE SAMMIE SAMMIE SAMMIE!! ^^
-Sawa!! *Flutters onto her shoulder*
-TRAVIS I HEART YOU!! ¬.¬ xD
-Slappy (Just because she's a silly beaner like me. x])
-There's just too many to list. I LOVE ALL YOU GUYS!!! ^^
☼The rest of my family
☼My mum
☼Katie, Tess, Jenny
☼Naruto
☼Anime
☼The Used
☼Green Day
☼Demon Hunter
☼All my other music
☼Novacaine (my acoustic guitar)
☼My beloved horses (♥Snooky)
☼Bert McCracken
☼... And the list goes on.

I Dislike...
~People who hate my friends
~Homophobes
~People who diss my music
~People
~Sometimes people who dislike Anime and make a big deal about it to me.
~Horse haters
~People who don't try
~Yellow
~Rusty nails
~Non-working stereo speakers with no bass to them whatsoever
~Uchiha Sasuke D8<
~Underscores (Don't ask me why).
~People who diss my lemons. DAMN YOU ALL!!!!
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"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone's got one, and they all stink"
"I love oppurtunities. I especially love to wave at them as they pass by"
"No one's afraid to die. They're just afraid of living."
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Kankuro: "Gaara, stop this... Even though I don't want to say this... You're a frightening weapon to this village. Going without us to seek future acceptance from them will be hard. Our superiors don't hold you in any kind of high regard either... You fill most of our villagers with complete fear."
Gaara: "I understand that. What I also understand is that if I keep waiting, their fear of me will only grow. I have no way out of this without working harder... That's how I'll escape the loneliness. If I can do that, then perhaps one day... One day, I will be like him... That is why I, a shinobi of the sand, want to become a Kazekage. To live, bonded to this village."
Kankuro: "Gaara..."
Gaara: "By doing my best, I want others to respect my existence. That's what I realize upon seeing Uzumaki Naruto. My bonds to others... have never been anything but resentful and violent up till now. But he went so far just to make me question what a bond really is. And that's something I feel I understand a bit better now. Your pain and your sorrow and your joy as well... You should share these feelings with others. Uzumaki Naruto... I learned this by... Meeting and fighting you. He knew the same pain I did. And he taught me how I could change my life. I want to feel needed by someone one day too. Not as some frightening weapon..." *Smiles* "...But as the Hidden Sand's Kazekage."
Kankuro: (Later) "There are people who need you... Kazekage-sama of the Hidden Sand!"
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Ballad of Rock Lee
There is no point in feeling this way
For no one feels the same
Trapped within a closed heart
Disguising all my shame
Though I feel for things I know I should not
And my appearance is not the best
I know that there is something somewhere
That will put me to the test
I am strong in my heart and in my mind
I am a survivor and I fighter though shy
I have strength beyond most men's dreams
Yet I cannot keep myself from asking "why?"
I am lacking in originality
Yet my drive and push are true
My past was not the greatest
And my friends' comings were slow too
Though there's been times when I am not aware
That most are much different than me
I have my ways of showing myself
For I am Rock Lee.

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Aburame Shino

Iddn't he da best? XD
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Dragons are my Obsession


Same with Horses. Especially Friesians...


And Gypsy Vanners♥


And these are my Sex


↑↑↑Lemon Flavoured Jelly Beans↑↑↑
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I'm officially a pet Lemon. My owner is Britteni. I feel very special. XD
I'm also a pet kitten Lexyyyy!!!
I'm also a pet Faerie to Sawa!!! =D

Also...
I Think I'm In Love...
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I
AM
CHEESE




Lemons pwn your souls
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I am a proud:

Canadian!!!

And...

Jewish!!!

And...

Lactose Intolerant!!!

omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg *Bows down to:*

CONVERSE

KAKASHI!!!

NARUTO!!!!



SHINO!!!!!



LEE!!!!!!


Gaara!!!!!!!


(Gaara's whole life shattered...)



The Grim Reaper




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READ THIS
----- You know you live in 2007 when... -----


1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

I fell for it. XD
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Now.TimeForMyNarutoInformation

1. Favourite Characters
My favourite characters are Aburame Shino, Sabaku no Gaara, Rock Lee, Kankuro, Nara Shikamaru, Deidara, Zetsu, and pretty much all of the Akatsuki.


2. Favourite episodes/arcs
I would have to say my absolute favourite Arc is Laughing Shino. I also like the one with Lee and his curry. The one with the Scent Beetle, and the one with Gaara and Lee fighting Kimimaro is pretty awesome. All of Shippuuden, so far.


3. Favourite Pairings
My favourite pairings would be... first of all, definately GaaLee. That is my top favourite. I also like ShinoHina, NaruSasu, NaruHina, DeiZet and I read a story on Deviant Art and it was ShinoShika that was written really really really well. It was different.


4. Feelings about Sakura
Definately mixed feelings about her. At first, I completely hated her. She was a bitch. But I think training with Tsunade and learning about new things and even spending more time with Naruto has definately changed her. She also reveals a certain fancy for Naruto in the first Shippuuden arc, and I also like that idea.


5. Feelings about Sasuke
Also mixed. I loved him at first. He was an ass, but he was pretty awesome. Then he left and that kind of made me look at him differently. He showed all this sudden hate for everything and his desire for power and to kill his brother is just a little too extreme. I mean, I understand it and everything, but... still. He's a little too cold, now.
No. Wait. I changed my mind. He killed Deidara. I FUCKING HATE THE BASTARD!!

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OPTICAL
I L L U S I O N S



Stare directly at the black dots.




Follow the instructions.


Stare at the space between the yellow dots, and they will begin to disappear.


Look in the center. You'll see more than off-yellow and blue. You might see some blue disappear if you look long enough.


Read the colour, not the word.

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Deidara...







If only he was a real person... xD

Zetsu...




He eats dead people. He has a split personality. He has a venus flytrap coming out of his shoulders. This guy is awesome!!

I think she is beautiful.


Ahem...


Hehe...


RASENGAN


Kirby!!!


Sharingan, Kakashi's version...


The first ever Monorail Kitty!

It was too hilarious to resist. XD

This is me. Beware.


Naruto and Sasuke going to go see Kakashi and Iruka. What a lovely greeting, eh?


Woo!! Hand movements!! Ah!! O.o


WOO!!! SPAZZ!!!


Kyuubi's Rasengan vs Orochimaru-influenced Chidori. Who wins?


Kakashi!... Or Log?


Chibi Kankuro!!!


Shikamaru... "What a Drag." XD


Naruto eating... as fast as physically possible...


Holy Itachi!!


Silly Shika. xD


In loving Memory of Nanny.
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Thoughts on life...

1. Homosexuality
Hm. Homosexuality. Are you serious? I think it is the most amazing thing. Not only because I have five million gay friends (girls and boys), but because things like Religion shouldn't even matter. Love takes over, and that's all that matters. You can't force someone to do what he doesn't want to do. Especially when it conserns love.

2. Labels
Labels are a crock of shit. I'm serious. Labels and thoughts like that simply cause hate which causes wars, which leads to nothing. Sure, you think that it's just some kind of high school fling thing and it's a phase and all that shit, but, truthfully, something as small as a highschool fling, can lead to permanent closure on the mind and then you're stuck living the life you had in that highschool flings, hating everyone who's different from you. And besides. When you hate someone for their appearence, think about it. How lame is that?

3. Politics
I'm too young for that kind of thing. I hate all polititions, only because they're hypocritical, and don't have a clue how to run a country. I live in Canada and my Prime Minister is an idiot. If he's friends and all buddy buddy with G. Bush, we all know how that's going to end. But I'm too young to let that kind of thing run my life. And ruin it. I want to have a teenagerhood. Screw politics.
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A Poem from Lee to Gaara
(I Understand)
It all began with a simple fight
Not to long ago
A battle between you and I
As the story goes

It was obligation, had to be done
Just a Preliminary round
The fight was brutal, and true
From the stands, there wasn't a sound

You had my dreams in your hands
And you crushed them as best you could
But when I was saved before my death
You heard something you never knew you would

You wanted to take away my life
Shortly after, you tried again
You were unsuccessful, because of love
And you couldn't understand

As time passed, you were told
And shown through a brutal fight
That love and friendship, which you were against
Was actually quite right

A while passed, a month or two
I was in a fight again
I was out of options, and about to be killed
But you came to my aid, my friend

Time passed gradually
And I watched you as you grew
Hearing the simplest things of your growth
Just makes me can't stop thinking about you

I found myself dreaming of you
And imagining you here with me
I craved you in my arms, sometimes
It was you I wanted to see

I began to see you in a whole new light
And I didn't want to believe
I felt a part of me missing
You in the sand, and me in the leaf

I saw you when I closed my eyes
You're incredibly handsome face
You're eyes like the sky and hair like the sun
When I was staring up to space

Now I know, I love you
Gaara of the Sand
It took me a while to get it
But now I understand...
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This smiley is me!!

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RANDOMLY PLACED PICTURE OF HOME STAR RUNNER!!!

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LMFAO

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Akatsuki

Deidara-senpai, un? (-Dead- *Runs away crying*)


Kakuzu (also dead and money-obsessed)
http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs12/300W/i/2006/280/3/e/Kakuzu_by_pokefreak.jpg

Hidan (Immortal... Dead. Possible? Yes!)
http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs12/300W/i/2006/261/4/c/_Hidan__by_Uchiha1412Sasuke.jpg

Tobi ("Tobi is a Good Boy!!"


Uchiha Itachi


Kisame (Sharky dude with big sword)


Zetsu (White/good half) Zetsu (Black/Evil half)


Pein (Leader with lots of peircings)
http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc275/Vesper_chan/Naruto/Pein_by_spirapride.jpg

Konan (Paper chick who is totally hot...>.>
http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs19/300W/f/2007/263/9/f/Konan_by_gerberaMF.jpg

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Awesome bands:

Wecamewithbrokenteeth



Dream Theater



As I Lay Dying (♥♥♥



Killswitch Engaged



Shadows Fall


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This really creeps me out.

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Very First Banner.
EVER!!
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Favourite Movies

Yes, I like the random "S"






Yes, I love Fern Gully. Is that really so wrong?!
But only the first one, though.
The second one is... Just... Bad. xD




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I'd like to introduce you.
To the best place.
In the entire world.
BEHOLD
TIM
HORTON'S
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


.......What?
Were you expecting some kind of portal?
It's a logo.
Admire it.
I can taste the Iced Capps already.....


Artwork. Pretty much Naruto based. Some stories and pictures that are not. But... Very few. I might have taken them off. Who knows!
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Recent Obsession... >.>;

Mainly...


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