Doc Huckleberry

Life can be a little bitch to me at times. I try to be me and she makes it where I can't because of assholes that cause me to get in trouble. OMFG! BITCH!
When life hands you lemons,squirt the bitch in the face with them.

I am Bisexual and Hyperactive. I am open about my sexual preferences now. My step mother is a homofobe and my mother is a religious christian. I don't care though.

I love the TV show Regular Show favorite quote, "Don't look at our crotches while we synchronize our watches," Mordecai.

My favorite TV shows are NCIS, Death Note, and Regular Show.

My favorite artists are as follows, Green Day, Foxboro Hottubs, The Frustrators, Emily's Army, The Network, t.A.T.u.

I fuckin' hate Justin Bieber and Mister Gaga. I hate assholes (matter of fact I wrote a song making fun of them) and preppy hos.

I am also a member of a figurative religion called the New World Congregation. It is a self based religion that you control. It was kind of an attack at anarchy because to be an ANARCHIST you have to follow RULES to be counted. Fuck that. Members of the New World Congregation can do what ever they want whenever they want. Only rule: DO WHAT YOU WANT WHEN YOU WANT NO MATTER WHAT YOU WANT TO DO? So if you want to quite a job, do it. You want to have sex with someone from the same sex, do it. You want to be a normal person, do it. Do what ever you want. (please note I do not think that murder is a good thing. I don't judge people based on their mistakes, unless it happens to me, but I personally don't believe murder is a good way to solve a problem, as much as I want to kill my stepmother. but if a New World Congregation member kills someone, they won't get shunned out).

Put this in your profile if...
If you have ever pushed a pull door, or vice versa
If you have ever run into a door
If you have ever tripped over your own feet
If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal
If you have ever tripped down the stairs
If you have ever fallen up the stairs
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason
If you have ever gone into a room to get something and completely forgot what you were doing

30 Ways To Tell If You're A Real Green Day Fan

1. You have other albums than American Idiot
2. You know other songs than American Idiot
3. You have Bullet in a Bible
4. When someone says 'cool' you start thinking Tre Cool
5. Green is one of your favorite colors
6. You hate George W. Bush
7. You celebrate their birthdays
8. Your walls are covered in their posters
9. If you don't have all of their albums/dvd's, you never give up on looking for them
10. You're against war
11. You have sent an e-mail to George Bush from greendaynrdc.com
12. You buy anything that has something to do with Green Day
13. You're not ashamed to wear their merchandise stuff in school or anywhere in public
14. You scream when you hear one of their songs on the radio
15. You buy every magazine that has something about them
16. You (almost) cry when you forget to watch one of their interviews on Tv
17. At least one of their songs has emotional meaning to you
18. You start laughing in the middle of a class in school when you remember something they have said or done in an interview
19. If someone talks sh*t about them, you get offended and punch that motherf*cker(or at least kick or something)
20. You have heard all of their songs
21. You listen to their music everyday
22. You remember many of their quotes
23. Some of their songs make you just wanna jump around and dance
24. You want to play guitar/bass/drums just like Billie Joe/Mike/Tre does
25. You make sure you spell the band name 'Green Day' and not 'green day' (or greenday)
26. You truly love each of the band members
27. You (almost) scream out of happiness everytime you watch Bullet in a Bible
28. You never shut up about them
29. You have read Catcher in the rye because it's Billie Joe's favorite book (and you loved it)
30. You have this on your profile

RIP LookOut Records

Minor Threat- Straight Edge
I'm a person just like you
But I've got better things to do
Than sit around and fuck my head
Hang out with the living dead
Snort white shit up my nose
Pass out at the shows
I don't even think about speed
That's something I just don't need

I've got the straight edge

I'm a person just like you
But I've got better things to do
Than sit around and smoke dope
'Cause I know I can cope
Laugh at the thought of eating ludes
Laugh at the thought of sniffing glue
Always gonna keep in touch
Never want to use a crutch

I've got the straight edge
I've got the straight edge
I've got the straight edge
I've got the straight edge

Discovered the awesomeness of the Straight Edge Lifestyle.