A How To On: Making Out.

Disclaimer:This is entirely written for humor only. I do not mean to offend anyone by any means at all. And anyone who gets slapped in the face after using these techniques or dumped the next day, well uh, that’s your problem!

Nervous about your first time? Not sure what to do with that tongue in your mouth besides licking ice cream? No worries! I am here to give you step-by-step instructions on how to kiss your way into anyone’s heart!

Do’s:

-Be subtle, don’t give everyone you got in the first few seconds! Slow it down babe!
-Be commutative with your partner. Know what’s comfortable with them.
-Keep it interesting, mix it up a little!
-Chose a good setting, by the dumpsters at school isn’t exactly romantic…or kinky.
-ENJOY YOURSELF! It shouldn’t be a forced fun…it should just be, well, fun!

Don’ts:

- Comment on your partner’s breath. No matter how much it smells oddly like peanut butter and Salmon.
-If you want to try and be kinky by biting your partners lip, don’t do it to hard. That’s annoying, painful…and possibly fatal.
-Grope your partner to much, that’s not hot, or sexy, or any of that.
-Be boring and do the same thing…over and over…and over…and over again…
- Stick your tongue all the way down your partner’s throat. When someone says “Her tongue was down my throat the whole time,” They don’t mean it literally. Gagging is not pleasant!
-Avoid bumping noses! That can hurt!
-Keep your eyes open. Make sure to close ‘em…its not nice to stare!
-Keep your hands at your side.

Getting Started
Make sure to only do this act when you are ready. If you feel pressured by your partner, than don’t proceed with it. It should be fun, almost relaxing, and not forced. Usually, making out is not planned, if it is…well than…that’s just weird. Its spontaneous, and spontaneous things are the most fun!
If its your first time…don’t worry! When they say that you pretty much know everything once you start…you better believe them! But this is just a few tips and techniques to make your experience or the more magical!
Do what makes you feel comfortable, if you have doubts about doing it, than wait. There is nothing wrong with it, but don’t be to nervous, practice makes perfect ;D
If you feel the urge or that it is the right time to make out with your partner, don’t just grab their face and stick your tongue in their mouth! Start by kissing them softly, and slowly add more of a emphasize and pressure in your kisses and carefully lead your way into it. If your partner shows signs of resistance, than stop. Make sure your partner is not feeling pressured.

Setting
A perfect, romantic, quiet, beautiful, and sometimes kinky place is the best for the act of making out! If you feel that you’d like to make out with your partner, don’t start by a dump truck or in the back ally by a garbage can. If the smell won’t get to you first…the mice sure will!
Making out in public is not the best either. Under circumstances, its fine. If you are really feeling the love and just want to go for it in the middle of a crowded street…than go for it! But typically its best to do it in a place where you are alone and comfortable.
Some good places are as follow:

-Bedroom.
-Park.
-Beach.
-Somewhere with a beautiful view.
-Upside down ;D
-Behind a tree. Teehee.

Make sure that you are comfortable with your surroundings and you’ll have fun!

Where Your Hands Go
It is not good to completely grope your partner. But don’t get those arms at your side! Make them useful at the very least! Here are some places that you can keep your hands in arms;

-Around your sweeties waste.
-On their neck/face.
-Holding their hand.
-Chest.
-Down pants, or up shirt (if you are getting serious…that is)
-Shoulders.

You can slowly move your hands in arms into different positions, and if you are really in the mood you can do this action quicker. It just depends on the mood and the pace of the kisses.

The Actual Kissing
When kissing make sure not to just jerk your head forwards, slowly lean it to one side slightly, depending which side your partners head is going. Don’t be afraid though, the act is usually very natural and you don’t think much of it.
Go slowly at first. Open your mouth slightly and get familiar with the feeling of your partners lips. It should be fairly simple and you’ll catch on quickly. Don’t force your lips down on your partners, that’s just odd and not very comfortable. Slowly apply pressure until I it feels right, if it feels natural, than you’re doing it right!
Keep your eyes shut, its not nice to stare and its uncomfortable if you are both looking each other straight in the eye while mawling each others mouths. No it isn’t kinky.
Keep the kisses short but not to long…don’t just touch lips and have them stay their for a while….how boring! Continuous short kisses is what’s best.

What To Do With Your Tongue

I am not going to get into total detail with this. But anyways, like I said before, don’t stick your entire tongue down your partners mouth and wiggle it around. When “exploring each others mouths” so to speak, it doesn’t mean dig your tongue into every crevice. Follow your partners lead, when making out there is usually a dominate one, and typically that’s the male. But if you are making out with someone of the same sex, the one with more experience will be the dominate one.
Don’t just rub your tongue against your partners on one side. That’s pointless. Mix it up a little, keep it fun and natural. If it doesn’t feel right…you’re doing something wrong!


All in all your making out experience should be totally fun! Some last minute things are if your partner tells you that you are good….that means you are good! If your partner sucks…don’t tell them. Just don’t comment. =]

If you are left breathless, than it must be love baby! Do what feels comfortable and don’t do it to often or it takes away all the meaning and it becomes boring. If its forced….than its pointless. You’ll know what to do once you start, and you’ll want to continue doing it…but please! Control yourself!

I hope this helped.
I love you all

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Jessika