MikeIsMine!!!

BEWARE: THIS PROFILE IS EXTREMELY LONG, MOSTLY BECAUSE IT HAS A LOT OF PICTURES. IF YOU CAN CONTAIN YOURSELF AND ACTUALLY READ THE WHOLE PROFILE....YOU MIGHT WANT TO RUN AND HIDE, MIKE. xD



My GSB family:
I'm happily married to Drummergirl, my GSB wifey! We absolutely adore our beautiful adpoted GSB daughter Krissy (a.k.a. Mikes Coffee Cup),our 5 year old Maria, 3 year old Michael Frank, and our newborn Joshua Brendon.
I have 3 sisters! Billie_Joe's_Punk!, Punk_Emo_Chic and Black Friday.
And I'm the aunt to 6, count 'em, 6 kids! All BJP's.
I'm also a grandmother to Cari a.k.a. Vampire Chick. She is the daughter of my dearest child Krissy and her wifey Slappy. It feels funny being a 15 year old grandma.
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And everything else you should know about me:
*I'm a redhead with hair I can't control to save my life.
*I wanna have hot punk rock sex with Mike Dirnt!
*I have 5 cats, 3 dogs and a hamster. I love them all to death.
*I have an iPod named Spike. He's pink. He's also happily married to Drummergirl's iPod, Ziggy. They have a son named Mike.< He belongs to Krissy.
*I'm a vegetarian
*I'm proudly diagnosed with OCGDD and OCMDD
*I'm homeschooled so you'll pretty much find me on here any time of day
*I can't go 1 day without the internet
*I live in Reno (and hate it) and wish I could move to the Bay Area (not just cuz GD lives there)
*I probably have my hair straightened and have chipped blue nail polish on
*I have imaginary friends that look like GD
*I love to wear tons of dark blue eyeshadow and blackish redish lipstick.
* Check me out on mibba! I'm Dirnty thinker.
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I pledge impertinence to the flag-waving
Of the unindicted co-conspirators of America

And to the Republicans for which I can't stand
One abomination, underhanded fraud
Indefensible
With liberty and justice forget it







Heed the words
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LOVES
Be nice and don't snoop around in my albums. Follow this link for more GD pix















The Frustrators







All things feline (such as this)


tarantulas




Squee

Invader Zim (which is by the same guy as Squee)

Funniest comedienne ever!

Funniest comedian to ever live. (Yeah, there's a difference between comedienne and comedian)

You will DIE if you don't see both of these kickass movies. In fact, I'll make sure you do.

This is why I call everybody homeskillet.

Seriously. What a classic.

I wish I could join with these guys, but I'm not 21.

(no pix for these)
Jhonen Vasquez's comix
Roman Dirge's comix
Maus (which is about the holocaust)
Beck
Blue October
The Beastie Boys
April March
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Fast Times At Ridgemont High
The Breakfast Club
16 Candles
The Godfather
Eastern Promises
Into The Wild
South Park
The Oblongs
Robot Chicken
The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
Ed, Edd 'n Eddy
the internet
GSB
Animals in general
dark chocolate
swimming
cranberry sauce
Rice Dream (which is milk made from rice)
A1 steak sauce cuz it's vegetarian
Silk soymilk (all flavors)
drinking Cheech
booze (not just any kind, though)
when my little sister and my mom leave me alone
erotic novels XD
babysitting
riding my bike
Monster trucks
reading
comics
playing Brain Age 1 and 2 on my DS
playing Nirvana and Green Day songs on my guitar
my niece and nephew
when I hear GD on the radio
Youtube
Interpunk.com
being vegetarian
Okay, you know what? Let's just say I like/love a lot of things. I couldn't possibly name them all.
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HATES
teenies.This poem is for them:

That you have to have an ID to buy "adult items" at Spencer's
Hot Topic cuz it's getting more and more expensive by the second and they're selling Barbie shit!
Hillary Clinton
That Amy Winehouse is such a fucking nut job; she's got such a nice voice
Panic at the Disco
Fall Out Boy
Avril Lavigne
rap music
Britney Spears
T-Bone Burnett
My Chemical Romance
Bush
Cheney
republicans in general
when any of the GD members have facial hair
when a good song gets overplayed on the radio and you start hating it
the color pink
frilly things
when my dogs shit in my bedroom
cleaning litterboxes xP
black widows (who doesn't)
everybody who's too stupid to realize Kurt Cobain was murdered
Shakira
anybody on Disney Channel
Ashley Tisdale
Pokemon
American Idol (die Kelly Clarkson!)
High School Musical
Hannah Montana
my sister's boyfriend
Hayden Panitierre

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I couldn't live without this guy. He makes my world go around.


^Krissy made this for me on Mother's Day.

































































He's such a great dad.


I wonder what else he can do in the mud....

Check out that Adeline sticker on the bass drum. Can you say advertising?








He's got the greatest smile.

He looks especially hot here, what can I say. It's those eyes of his, I guess.

Aw, dude. Check out his tight pants here! Too bad his bass conceals....

MIKE DIRNT IS THE ONLY MAN I'LL EVER LOVE!!!
He's the sexiest man alive. A pinnacle of manliness and the subject of half my fantasies. But if anyone jokes about me (or them for that matter) having his BABIES I'll kill 'em. Mike is happy with Brittney and I'm happy for him. I love him from afar so I'll never stalk him. I would kill to get his autograph though.


All this Tre stuff is dedicated to Drummergirl, whom I got married to on New Year's Day, 2008! She makes GSB the greatest place on Earth! This is us.

QUICK,EVERYONE RUN TO MIKEISMINE'S PROFILE! SHE'S GOT A PICTURE OF TRE'S DICK!!! (It's there, just go waaaaaay down)

















Yay! You found Drummergirl's fav pic and her fav toy!



He's a good dad too.
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KURT COBAIN WAS AN EXTRAORDINARY PERSON
He will never be forgotten for as long as punk lives. And everyone should tell Courtney Love to die. My opinion. Go to justiceforkurt.com for more info.

"Their first album was great!"
-Tre Cool
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THIS IS MY SMILIE PARTY




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My religion consists of Buddhist and Wiccan practices.
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A couple quotes:

Billie Joe:

"There's nothing wrong with being a loser. It just depends how good you are at it."

"But remember one thing; the second day is always better than the first."

"School is practice for the future...and practice makes perfect...nobody's perfect...so why practice?"

Tre:

"American Idiot was sorta a whole new 'let's take on the planet' sorta vibe. You should do it at least once in your lifetime."

"I don't see anything on it, all I see is shows. There is never anything on it. Just MTV talking about how cool MTV is."

"I don't know what Billie just said, so I'll just talk about chickens..."

"I can suck my own."

Mike:

"Note to self: keep the bong out of the mixing room."

"Life is full of challenges. You just have to stare them straight in the eye and walk forward."

"If you wanted to hear music in our town, you had to play it."

"I have a hard enough time with four strings."

Various:
" No, I don't hate people. But I seem to feel better when they're not around."
Charles Bukowski

"Fashion is like masturbation. Everyone has their own style."
Chunk a.k.a. Who Stole My Pants?

"If at first you don't succeed..destroy all evidence that you tried."
Chunk again

Billie Joe: It's the vulture! Tre: It's a bloody ostrich! Mike: That is a buzzard and damn be it if it pecks our eyes out!
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I'm gonna move to the Bay Area one day and when I do, I shall eat here everyday.