Sorry... I just HAD to put this up... it was so damn funny! LMFAO!
My music test was today, and my teacher Mr Hogg (who also does Drama) noticed that my other group memebers were nervous (Allanah was laughing hysterically, Darcy looked like a deer caught in the headlights. Iwas fine... well, I was nervous but I didn't show it. Apart from gulping down a whole box of tictacs in ten minutes). So he offered this little gem of advice:
Mr Hogg: If you get nervous, just imagine the whole audience is naked.
Me, Allanah and Darcy: ... EW!
Class: EW!
Me: *stares around classroom* OMG! MY EYES! THEY BURRRRRRRRRRRRN! BURN! *cowers, hiding eyes*
Class: *laughs*
Allanah: *pisses herself laughing*
Me: *looks at Mr Hogg and screams* AAAAAAAAAAH! I'M BLIND! BLIND! BLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND!
Class: *laughs more*
Mr Hogg: ...
Me: *gets up with eyes tightly shut* Now I'm afraid to open my eyes!
Mr Hogg: ...
After that, I couldn't sing cause the rest of the class would not shut up. So I wrote "SHUT UP! Please," on the board.
Keelan: *gasp* you wrote a naughty word
Me: Yeah, but I said please!
Mr Hogg: She does have a point...
Yeah, doesn't seem funny when I write it down, but at the time, it was HILARIOUS!
Mr Hogg is awsome... I hope I do well!
LMMFAO!!!!!!
ANYTHING-ANYONE! IDK, March 12th, 2007 at 01:33:59pm
HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
my nana used to say something like, "If a bully bullies you, think of them when they're on the toilet having a sh*t, they're exactly the same as you, they still sh*t just like you have to"
Mike's Bitch, March 12th, 2007 at 11:36:42am
XD
vonny, March 12th, 2007 at 04:39:07am
Funky Platypus, March 12th, 2007 at 03:01:25am
lol sowwy Funky, I just thought people had to know
GreenDayCookieFairy, March 12th, 2007 at 02:08:15am
Where have I seen this before? It must be my wild, overractive imagination.
Funky Platypus, March 12th, 2007 at 01:48:32am
lol thats pretty funny. xD sounds like something I would do to crack up a classroom.
threeam., March 12th, 2007 at 01:20:03am