Green Day Song Misunderstandings

The real lyrics were:
So don't knock down my door.

misheard as:
Sell doughnuts at my door.

The real lyrics were:
Cause I Hate You,
Cause I Hate You

misheard as:
Cause Artichoke,
Cause Artichoke

The real lyrics were:
Another fork stuck in the road.

misheard as:
He's got a fork stuck up his nose

i thought
"i beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies" was
" i beg to trueman from the holodays.

and i thought well i know it is 'cause i hate you'
but i hear
'the saint jim, the saint jim, the saint jimmmmmy

*hamako_hime*:

LovesBillieJoe:

i thought in walking contradiction it was "high anomolies" instead of i have no belief.....i thought it was a word....maybe it is!

anomaly is a words...and it sort of works there.

ya i was definatley being made fun of walking around the house singing "high anomolies"...then i decided to read the lyrics

Holy Hell,I'm a Teenie.:

And agian...SOMEONE thought in American Idiot the line was "Now I can se she's changing her gender".

WHO FUCK HEARS THIS SHIT!?
Although I will admit, I still don't really know what the hell Billie's saying in most of American Idiot

*giggles*he wants to be punk like Joey Ramone so he slurrs his words...hehe...my dad cracks me up

OMG THAT IS OMG LMFAO! ITS SOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!

Sapphire.:

stuckwithme33:

wtf stfu jessay:

Loser.:

Pretty and Demented:

LeatherxThong:

>>loser<<:

my sister once thought that 'don't agree' in holiday was 'donut cream'

now that i think of it, it does sound like donut cream

Donut cream?

'Kill all the fags at Donut Cream!' If there really is a donut shop somewhere called Donut Cream, I bet they are seriously shitting themselves, expecting this army of GD fans that thinks Billie is ordering them to kill these poor donut people!

lmao that was too funny. it just made my day

That made me laugh so much.

omg hahhaha.
that was great.

WOW.
That is HILARIOUS!!1
I'll remember that next time I'm singing along.

oops i meant this 1 this 1 is fuckin hilarious!

XxBillieOwnsXx:

My friend thought that instead of "I'm the son of Rage and Love" it was "I'm the son of Regenold"
...The things my friend hears.
I love her.

Someone read. ._.

Oh, and when I first heard Boulevard...

...XD I thought that it said "Sometimes I wish someone would pillow fight me"

...*sigh* XD

I finally finished reading this whole thread! Sorry, I just felt proud..

My ears must be real bad cuz I have so many misheard lyrics.

F.O.D

Real: I can't explain it 'cause I think you suck
Me: I can't explain it 'cause I'm tryin' to get my pinky sucked

Holiday

Real: And bleed
Me: Complete

Real: I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies
Me: I beg to dream and differ from the hall of lies

American Idiot

Real: The subliminal mind fuck America
Me: The suplimmit of mind fuck America (I have no clue how I heard suplimmit cuz that's not even a real word)

Real: Well maybe I'm the faggot America
Me: Well maybe I'm the fucking America(that's what I thought until I heard the uncensored version)

Burnout:

Real: My hair is shagging in my eyes
Me: My hair is shaking in my eyes

Real: I've lived inside this mental cave
Me: I'll live inside this pencil cave ( )

Ha Ha You're Dead

Real: How did you get your noose so tight
Me: How did you get your knees so tight (I just found this out now )

Real: When your ship is going down
I'll go out and paint the town
Me: When your shit face going down
I'll go out and break the town
Edit: I meant: I'll go out and break the sound not town

Hitchin' A Ride (I have many mistakes here)

Real: I need a break as well
Me: Need a preaker's well

Real: Tonight I'm eating crow
Me: Tonight is meat or crow

Real: Fermented salmonella
Me: I meant it salmonella

Real: Now I'm dehydrating
Me: Now do your draining

Real: I say shit!
Me: I say Ciao!

Homecomeing

-Part 2: East 12th St.

I honestly did not understand anything at first except for the nobody cares and get me outta here parts.

-Part 4: Rock and Roll Girlfriend

Real: I got a kid in the bay
Me: I got a kid in the bed(made sense to me at first )

Jesus of Suburbia

Real: Oh therapy, can you please fill the void?
Me: Oh, if there a beacon you please fill the void?

Real: To live and not to breathe
Me: To live and not to faith

I have PLENTY more but I have to go do my homework now =P

from holiday the line just cause just cause because were outlaws yeah i thought he said just cause just cause because were all the same

XxBillieOwnsXx:

XxBillieOwnsXx:

My friend thought that instead of "I'm the son of Rage and Love" it was "I'm the son of Regenold"
...The things my friend hears.
I love her.

Someone read. ._.

Oh, and when I first heard Boulevard...

...XD I thought that it said "Sometimes I wish someone would pillow fight me"

...*sigh* XD

Yea haha..I tought BOBA was pillow fight me too.

In City of the dammed when he said "Lost children with dirty faces today" my friend thought he said "About time daddy made another smoothie."



HA!

Party Pooper:

randomdefect:

ummm yeah please dont laugh.
the first time i ever heard take back..
i wasnt listening that well...and
i heard "rake slap"
and "you better throw some pies at the back of your head"
ok you can laugh i know i'm stupid lol

I always heard: dyke ugh

I always thought it was take back.

The title is "Take Back".

Makes sense once you think about it a bit.

when i first heard nice guys finish last, instead or "taking what you need, bite the hand that feeds" i heard "take it when you need, right back hepathy" (is hepathy a word? oh well) so yeah.

In Longview I thought it was "And I smell like shoes" Instead of "And I smell like shit."

in platypus (ihate you) instead of i hate you i though he was saying dementure dementure etc. lol

Ants IN Your Pants:

XxBillieOwnsXx:

XxBillieOwnsXx:

My friend thought that instead of "I'm the son of Rage and Love" it was "I'm the son of Regenold"
...The things my friend hears.
I love her.

Someone read. ._.

Oh, and when I first heard Boulevard...

...XD I thought that it said "Sometimes I wish someone would pillow fight me"

...*sigh* XD

Yea haha..I tought BOBA was pillow fight me too.

O_O I'M NOT ALONE! <3

XxBillieOwnsXx:

Ants IN Your Pants:

XxBillieOwnsXx:

XxBillieOwnsXx:

My friend thought that instead of "I'm the son of Rage and Love" it was "I'm the son of Regenold"
...The things my friend hears.
I love her.

Someone read. ._.

Oh, and when I first heard Boulevard...

...XD I thought that it said "Sometimes I wish someone would pillow fight me"

...*sigh* XD

Yea haha..I tought BOBA was pillow fight me too.

O_O I'M NOT ALONE! <3

i'm with ya too XD

umm, "Uptight"
I thought it said "Suicide slash ball"....but it actually says "Suicide's last call"....easy mistake....

um...in Jesus of suburbia when they say dearly beloved i thought they said we're late for lovin! Yes, i know

My friend heard "10-4-O-Tay!" instead of King for a day, but her hearing is always bad.

Hmmmm..... in Sweet Children, I thought I heard "See a young girl so soft and blonde I go to attack her behind her bum." Has anybody else noticed you have to pay really close attention to that song, otherwise you hear it wrong?