Green Day Song Misunderstandings

stuckwithme33:

wtf stfu jessay:

Loser.:

Pretty and Demented:

LeatherxThong:

>>loser<<:

my sister once thought that 'don't agree' in holiday was 'donut cream'

now that i think of it, it does sound like donut cream

Donut cream?

'Kill all the fags at Donut Cream!' If there really is a donut shop somewhere called Donut Cream, I bet they are seriously shitting themselves, expecting this army of GD fans that thinks Billie is ordering them to kill these poor donut people!

lmao that was too funny. it just made my day

That made me laugh so much.

omg hahhaha.
that was great.

WOW.
That is HILARIOUS!!1
I'll remember that next time I'm singing along.

And agian...SOMEONE thought in American Idiot the line was "Now I can se she's changing her gender".

WHO FUCK HEARS THIS SHIT!?
Although I will admit, I still don't really know what the hell Billie's saying in most of American Idiot

*giggles*he wants to be punk like Joey Ramone so he slurrs his words...hehe...my dad cracks me up

my grandpa thought that 'There's no return from 86' was 'There's no return from mitre 10' and my grandma thought it was 'There's no return from Mighty sex'.

For those who don't know, 'Mitre 10' is a hardware store. I know they're in australia, but i'm not sure about other countries.

Holy Hell,I'm a Teenie.:

And agian...SOMEONE thought in American Idiot the line was "Now I can se she's changing her gender".

WHO FUCK HEARS THIS SHIT!?
Although I will admit, I still don't really know what the hell Billie's saying in most of American Idiot

*giggles*he wants to be punk like Joey Ramone so he slurrs his words...hehe...my dad cracks me up

Lol..

I'm Time Of Your Life I always thought he said "Tom grabs you by the wrist directs you where to go."

There's a bunch of songs that I got the lyrics wrong.

'Kill all the fags at Donut Cream!'
ha ha!!
My younger brother wrote a story about him and his friends and i it they went to a donut shop called Donut Cream

Pretty Like Drugs:

holiday - "the representitive from california has the floor" thought was "the representitive from california is on the floor"

What's the representitive doing! ><;

ummm yeah please dont laugh.
the first time i ever heard take back..
i wasnt listening that well...and
i heard "rake slap"
and "you better throw some pies at the back of your head"
ok you can laugh i know i'm stupid lol

randomdefect:

ummm yeah please dont laugh.
the first time i ever heard take back..
i wasnt listening that well...and
i heard "rake slap"
and "you better throw some pies at the back of your head"
ok you can laugh i know i'm stupid lol

That's funny, not stupid

the_tension:

randomdefect:

ummm yeah please dont laugh.
the first time i ever heard take back..
i wasnt listening that well...and
i heard "rake slap"
and "you better throw some pies at the back of your head"
ok you can laugh i know i'm stupid lol

That's funny, not stupid

and if you listen it actually sounds like the pie thing..but i dunno where i got rake slap from..

also:

in uptight:
real: sometimes i need to apologoze
i heard: sometimes i pee right up on those guys

in are we the waiting:

real:are we, we are the waiting unknown
i heard: are we we are the wedding on nun (hahaha)

yeahh that was before i got the cd, heard it from a friends

My friend heard 'and a taste for to recital' on st. jimmy instead of 'and a taste for suicidal.' If you listen it does sorta sound like that, it just makes no sense.

My friend thought that instead of "I'm the son of Rage and Love" it was "I'm the son of Regenold"
...The things my friend hears.
I love her.

Hee-fucking-larious thread.

Here's a few I used to think were real:

Warning:
Real - Is the cop or am I the one that's really dangerous
I heard - Is the popcorn mine the one that's really dangerous

Minority:
Real - I pledge allegiance to the underworld one nation underdog there of which I stand alone
I heard - A pledge, allegiance, truley under whirl one nation under dark peril under which I stand alone

Nice Guys Finish Last:
Real - Pressure Cooker Pick My Brain And Tell Me I'm Insane
I heard - Presh ma koko bang my brain and tell me I'm insane

^That one confused me for a LONG time

Yeah, pretty lame, I know. There are ALOT more but I'm too lazy to type them out

Wow, just reading some of these "misunderstandings" made me piss my pants laughing XD

nice guys finish last:

Start your at your best, when you feel the worst, You feel washed up disk gone down the drain.

Preshed up meh dep rightain and tell me I'm insane.


I'm still cracking up.

GreenDayFan10101:

My friend heard 'and a taste for to recital' on st. jimmy instead of 'and a taste for suicidal.' If you listen it does sorta sound like that, it just makes no sense.

'and a taste for to rectal' XD That's what I thought you said at first.

randomdefect:

ummm yeah please dont laugh.
the first time i ever heard take back..
i wasnt listening that well...and
i heard "rake slap"
and "you better throw some pies at the back of your head"
ok you can laugh i know i'm stupid lol

I always heard: dyke ugh

my sister thinks american idiot is american idiom. She'd be singing along and every thing. It was really funny.

I dont really have misunderstandings, I just heard random jibberish when I dont know the song/its going to fast/etc.

I know someone who thought it was "Can you hear the sound of the stereo?" instead of "Hysteria" xP

I dunno if someone saud that alrady I'm too lazy to read the whole thread.

my friend used to think take me to paradise was take me away take me away so i don't know where she got that from but i just sing what ever sounds like it so i probably stuff up quite often but oh well