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December 18th, 2005 at 09:02am
okies good its only 10 pages right now Very Happy
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December 19th, 2005 at 01:06pm
I forgot to announce this last night, but:

PART 9 POSTED!
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December 19th, 2005 at 01:07pm
ThisIsGreenDay:
I forgot to announce this last night, but:

PART 9 POSTED!


Just read. Tis good Holly. Very Happy

Billie playing ball in the pool, awwwww
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December 19th, 2005 at 11:19pm
Billie Joe could play ball in my pool any day...

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December 19th, 2005 at 11:39pm
ThisIsGreenDay:
Billie Joe could play ball in my pool any day...

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Damn straight.
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December 20th, 2005 at 06:43am
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ThisIsGreenDay:
Billie Joe could play ball in my pool any day...

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Damn straight.


But we'd need an even number so I can join too. Very Happy
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December 20th, 2005 at 11:08pm
billie_joe_fit:
Basket*Case:
ThisIsGreenDay:
Billie Joe could play ball in my pool any day...

Shifty





































Sex
Damn straight.


But we'd need an even number so I can join too. Very Happy
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December 20th, 2005 at 11:28pm
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Purdy! Very Happy
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December 21st, 2005 at 12:53am
Mike could be the alpha-male of my pool anyday.














































so that didn't come out exactly the way i had planned...
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December 21st, 2005 at 01:10am
Balducci... LIKE WHOA!:
Mike could be the alpha-male of my pool anyday.














































so that didn't come out exactly the way i had planned...


Yes, it did. *snicker*

Who wouldn't want Mike to be the alpha-male in their pool? You'd either be insane or a homophobic guy not to.
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December 21st, 2005 at 02:44am
ThisIsGreenDay:
Balducci... LIKE WHOA!:
Mike could be the alpha-male of my pool anyday.














































so that didn't come out exactly the way i had planned...


Yes, it did. *snicker*

Who wouldn't want Mike to be the alpha-male in their pool? You'd either be insane or a homophobic guy not to.

lmfao lmfao lmfao lmfao lmfao lmfao !!! XD That made me laugh.
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December 22nd, 2005 at 12:28am
FYI: I'm almost done with part 10, and it should be quite witty because I'm in a comedic mood. My reasoning? I watched about 5 or 6 episodes of Scrubs, season 2 tonight.

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December 22nd, 2005 at 12:41am
Scrubs is awesome
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December 22nd, 2005 at 12:58am
Most definitely.
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December 22nd, 2005 at 01:00am
I love Dr. Cox the best, maybe. Well, him and JD equally...yeah.

Dr. Cox: People are just bastard covered bastards with bastard filling.

Dr. Cox: This moment is so great I'd cheat on that other moment from before, marry this one and raise a family of little moments!

Dr. Cox: I love this moment so much I want to have sex with it.
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December 22nd, 2005 at 01:03am
MORE SCRUBS QUOTES 'CAUSE I CAN!!!!

"I don't really have one ready, but I suppose I could riff a list of things I care as little about as our last week together. Let's see: low-carb diets, Michael Moore, the Republican National Convention, Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products, high definition TV, the Bush daughters, wireless
hot spots, 'The O. C.,' the U.N., recycling, getting Punk'd, Danny Gans; the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys, Jeff the Wiggle that sleeps a lot, the Yankees payroll, the red states, the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host, everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, and everything that exists, past, present and future in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions. Oh, and Hugh Jackman."
- Dr Cox, to JD, "Scrubs"

"How low is my self-esteem that I'm the sidekick in my own dream?"
- JD, "Scrubs"

"Don't you know that you're nothing but a pair of scrubs to me?"
- Dr Kelso to JD

"Will I speak more slowly or fetch a nurse who knows fluent moron?"
- Dr Cox to JD

"I gotta get out of here... anger like this has a way of getting passed on."
- JD, fleeing the scene

"What are you saying? You want to be like me? I barely want to be like me."
- Dr Cox to JD

"What are you thinking about?"
"This."
- Elliot and JD get it together

"Let's have the talk."
"Yeah, let's do that."
"You my boyfriend?"
"Yep."
"You my girlfriend?"
"Yep."
- Elliot and JD have the talk

"Baby, I am so sorry. I made an incredibly insensitive statement about an ugly person."
"I'm taking one of those quiet moments where I weigh your good qualities against your bad ones and decide if you're actually worth the trouble... You made it. That was close."
- Turk and Carla

"You've erased all the mistakes I've made in my life; every one of them lead me to you."
- Carla, professing her love for Turk

"Relationships don't work the way they do on television and in the movies: Will they, won't they, and then they finally do and they're happy forever -- gimme a break. Nine out of ten of them end because they weren't right for each other to begin with, and half the ones that get married get divorced, anyway. And I'm telling you right now, through all this stuff, I have not become a cynic, I haven't. Yes, I do happen to believe that love is mainly about pushing chocolate-covered candies and, you know, in some cultures, a chicken. You can call me a sucker, I don't care, 'cause I do...believe in it. Bottom line...is the couples that are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but, the big difference is, they don't let it take 'em down."
- Dr Cox

"Morning, class. As residency director, it is my pleasure to have both Surgical and Medical personnel here with us today. In fact, in this room we have enough brain power to light up a city! Not a real city, mind you, but definitely a tiny ant city whose government has recently passed a series of stringent energy conservation laws."
- Dr Cox, in teaching mode

"Omigod! My future brother-in-law is an evil genius!"
- Turk is outsmarted by Marco

"What movie are we watching?"
"It's Basic Instinct, Granma."
- JD's most uncomfortable momenet

"Parents have a way of making their children regress."
- JD

"Dude, be whiter."
- Turk to JD

"It's beautiful, but my parents will kill me if I marry a black guy."
- JD to Turk, when he see's Turk's engagement ring for Carla

"I missed the annual sleepover, didn't I?"
- Dr. Cox to Elliot and JD

"Does this shade of red make me look like a clown?"
"No, it makes you look like a prostitute that caters exclusively to clowns."
- Elliot makes the mistake of asking Dr. Cox for advice about lipstick

"I know you and I have never really connected - maybe that's because you're relentlessly annoying, or maybe it's my fault because I can't tolerate relentlessly annoying people - I don't know."
- Dr. Cox and Elliot

"You see that nurse over there? I love her. Every night at 10:30 for the last year I've watched her come in here and get a cup of coffee and not once have I had the courage to ask her her name."
- JD

"That was a compliment, why won't any women talk to me?"
"Because you're slimy and you turn everything in to a double entendre."
"Not true! ...I'd like to double her entendre."
- Todd & Nurse

"I already have a plan, I'm waiting for my real life to begin."
- Just About Everyone sings a 'Men at Work' song

"If my heart could write songs, they'd sound like these."
- JD, returning a Dido(?) album to Elliot

"How did I miss that episode? Oh yeah, I was making love to a woman."
- Turk doesn't have JD's knowledge of the "Power Rangers"

"Call me if you ever want to get drunk and have sex."
- Sean, to Elliot, as things come to an end

"As I fondled Kataya, my pillow girlfriend, I thought about how things had changed for all of us lately."
- JD, in thoughtful mode

"You actually rank the women of this hospital by their appearance?"
"Calm down, Twelve."
- Elliot and JD

"I'm sorry, but I'm attracted to damaged, dysfunctional people, and you're just too normal."
"I have a mentor that verbally abuses me every chance he gets, and no matter how much I try, I can't stop constantly narrating my own life... Molly, I'm narcissistic, I'm pessimistic, I'm obsessive, I'm insecure. And I am so afraid of intimacy that every one of my relationships is a journey of self-sabotage that inevitably ends in a black vacuum of shattered expectations and despair."
- Molly and JD, getting it together

"I think the easiest way to lose something is to want it too badly... Of course, it doesn't help if your friend is a diabolical genius."
- JD, as Elliot foils his attempt to be with Molly

"Outside this hospital Eliot's a hottie, but in here she's an asexual mess."
- Turk

"I love this moment so much I want to have sex with it."
- Dr. Cox, getting one-up on JD

"This moment's so great I'd cheat in that other moment from before, marry this one and raise a family of tiny little moments."
- Dr. Cox, going two-up on JD

"He's not my dad, he's my fake dad! Which means what my fake cousin Samantha and I almost did in 10th grade would have been beautiful."
- Murray Marks (Matthew Perry)

"I have to act like that, it's my job. Like the way you act all nerdy in front of your patients to seem more accessible."
- Neena, hard nosed lawyer, to JD

As Turk and I recuperated from our big chair swap, I wondered what other couples were doing tonight. Did I just refer to Turk and I as a couple?
- JD

I think I'll try to ask Turk something telepathically. "Hey, man, you wanna do something tonight?"
"Dude, yeah. Let's hang out and watch some TV. We got any beer?"
- JD's Thoughts and Turk

"He was brought in by some brother from Ireland."
"Do you mean an Irish brother or an Irish...bruthah?"
"I mean his sibling."
- Carla and Turk

"You must be the Irish brother?"
"No, sir. Ron Pearson, Ohio born and bred. Yep, red-stater and proud of it... Only takin' the piss out of you, lads. Name's Billy Calahan. Had you goin' with the American accent, though, didn't I?"
- JD and Billy (Colin Farrell)

"Lads! You have to get out in the streets, you have to talk to a stranger. Drink a beer with breakfast! Take the ugliest girl home at the party! You never know what life would put in your lap when you open your arms and embrace it!"
- Billy, encouraging JD and Turk to live life to the full

"He said my eyes look like the Irish countryside after a soft rain. Ahem. I should go."
- Elliot, after JD catches her with Billy

"For four years I've had to listen to Elliot complain about her problems. 'My parents are too rich'. 'I slept with JD again'. 'Why can't I gain any weight?' I have problems of my own! I'm from the block!"
- Carla

Things were amazing with Kylie. But before I could get more emotionally invested, I needed answers to some questions that were very important to me... "Section Two ” Fat, tubby T.V. husbands and the crazy-hot women that would never actually be married to them."
- JD

"Are you just gonna roll over like that? Where's the outrage? The anger? The hate? You've gone soft."
"Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present Man Not Caring."
- Carla and Dr. Cox

"You appear to be a man that is utterly without talent. Unless, of course, you wanna count the fact that you are the twentieth-best basketball player in a predominately white hospital?"
- Dr. Cox, to Turk

"I looked in her eyes and realised how rare it is to find someone willing to have sex with me."
- JD can't bring himself to break up with Danni

"Do you even enjoy spending time with me?"
"Enjoy is such a strong word... I'm used to it. Like canteen food, or the constant threat of terrorism."
- Danni and JD, back together again

Danni: "Sorry. Sometimes I have an inner monologue running through my head."
JD's inner monologue: "Inner monologue? Weirdo!"
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December 22nd, 2005 at 01:56am
OMG! those were great! I love Scrubs
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December 22nd, 2005 at 02:03am
PART 10 POSTED!
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December 22nd, 2005 at 10:54pm
o god i haven't seen scrubs in like years....but lol i watch buffy when im writting my story....or if im bored i watch soaps: Passions and Guiding Light <33 best ones
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December 23rd, 2005 at 12:15am
Scrubs repeats are now on the Australian Comedy Channel. Smile
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