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greendea
Jackass
greendea
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 1968
September 27th, 2007 at 10:47pm
* your welcome*
dear girl,
sometimes we don't trust friends and my advice is always the same: try to say that to her and how you feel wrong for that and if she's really your friends you will find a solution together
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dear bj,
i can't understand if a boy likes me.... and i won't ever ask him.. so i think .... how can i make my crush finished?
GreenDayGirl41
Geek
GreenDayGirl41
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 119
October 2nd, 2007 at 11:15pm
Dear Girl,
The only way you can really find out if he likes you is to ask him. I know its kinda hard- so you can always ask a friend to ask him if he likes you. Otherwise it'll be hard to find out if he likes you..

-Billie Joe
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Dear Billie Joe,
I feel like the only girl without a boyfriend. I know I probally don't have one, cause' im not that talkitive..So how can I be more social around guys??

-Untalkitive
i worship billie joe
Falling In Love With The Board
i worship billie joe
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 5509
October 3rd, 2007 at 12:08am
Dear Untalkitive,
try to talk about some of the things they like ex types of video games

-BJ
dear bj,
why im i so smart
signed smartie
Sherlock
Board Parasite
Sherlock
Age: 39
Gender: Female
Posts: 35331
October 3rd, 2007 at 11:26am
Dear Smartie,

For someone who's so smart, you're not too hot on your grammar!

Grammatically yours,

BJ.

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Dear Billie Joe,

My throat feels like sandpaper, Cheese

tehe Will you honey it up for me? Lick

Yours faithfully,

Lemsip Lover. Molly
greendea
Jackass
greendea
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 1968
October 3rd, 2007 at 10:09pm
i will advice you a medicine Smile but i will hug you! don't worry, then you'll find more well than everytime

bj
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dear bj i have a problem... i began to think about kill all the love in my heart and renounce at all the things i wanted ( like family) and that's because i really hate the human being and i want that our race take end... but everytime i see a pregnant woman i want to have a baby... i even don't know if renounce at all the boys and all the possible love stories.. what should i do? continue to this way or do what i want, not what i belive?

your strange vale
theknitwhiz
Idiot
theknitwhiz
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 545
October 18th, 2007 at 01:35am
dear vale,

i don't konw. i just don't know what u should do.
bj


dear bj

i think i have a yeast infection. should i buy cream?
Sherlock
Board Parasite
Sherlock
Age: 39
Gender: Female
Posts: 35331
October 18th, 2007 at 10:57am
omgno
Angelic Fruitcake
Falling In Love With The Board
Angelic Fruitcake
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 6362
October 20th, 2007 at 05:32pm
sexybillie:
dear vale,

i don't konw. i just don't know what u should do.
bj


dear bj

i think i have a yeast infection. should i buy cream?


Dear person who thinks I'm sexy,
Go Go Go see your doctor please. And yes, buy cream.
Billie Joe.

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Dear Billie,
I have a lovely new poster, and I have no space for it. So, I need to take one of my other big ones down because I have no space. And it's either the Distillers or the Foo fighters. HELP? Shocked
Yours, Girl who cares too much about poster space.
RPattz
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RPattz
Age: 36
Gender: Female
Posts: 38824
October 21st, 2007 at 01:31am
Dear Girl who cares too much about poster space.
Remove the Distillers one, Broday Dalle is a hag.

Billie Joe Mr. Green
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Dear Billie Joe.

Why must people insist in over sharing? No-one cares if people are making bread in their underwear. But alas, people think it is ok to share this detail.

Yours, eternally disturbed
Sherlock
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Sherlock
Age: 39
Gender: Female
Posts: 35331
October 21st, 2007 at 01:38am
Dear Eternally Disturbed,

You just made me choke up soda all over the keyboard with your last remark. Not everyone knows the limits of decent conversation,

Yours,

Billie Joe.

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Dear Bill,

I can't curtail my spending habits, any tips?

Lovingly Yours,

Rhino Slops.
theknitwhiz
Idiot
theknitwhiz
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 545
October 22nd, 2007 at 04:10am
dear rhino,
just do'nt go out.

bj

dear billie,
i think your sexy. do u think your sexy too?


sexy person
Riot on the Radio
Jackass
Riot on the Radio
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 1841

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October 22nd, 2007 at 08:24am
Dear sexy person,
I think I am the sexiest man alive. ~~
Yours truly,
Billie Joe.

Dearest Billie,
I'd like to know what you REALLY think of George W. Bush..
Yours sincerely,
the awesomest person in the world
Sherlock
Board Parasite
Sherlock
Age: 39
Gender: Female
Posts: 35331
October 22nd, 2007 at 01:10pm
Dear awesomest person in the world,

You obviously havent been listening to what I have been saying for years in interviews, nor to the lyrical content of my songs. I think George W Bush is an evil guy. He doesn't represent me or my views. He is increasing America's oil dependancy and ignoring the political, financial and environmental issues surrounding his actions. The sooner he is out of power, the better for everybody,

Yours,

BJ

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Dear Billie,

I miss Creamola Foam. It was the best thing ever and now Nestle have stopped producing it. What can I do to fill this terrible void?

Yours, as always,

Ein Handi.
RPattz
Board Parasite
RPattz
Age: 36
Gender: Female
Posts: 38824
October 22nd, 2007 at 07:54pm
XD Dear Ein Handi

I suggest you get some prozac and worrying about Nestle and its crayon sounding Foam. Try some mashed tatters

Billie Joe =D
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Dearest Billie Joe,

I have a problem, you see I hate the world, well no... I hate idiots and this place seems to be crawling with them. How can I keep my anger under control?

Yours,

Boiled Can.
theknitwhiz
Idiot
theknitwhiz
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 545
October 24th, 2007 at 04:19am
dear boiled,

move to another planet.

bj
Sherlock
Board Parasite
Sherlock
Age: 39
Gender: Female
Posts: 35331
October 24th, 2007 at 01:22pm
Helpful. Neutral

..and also, you are supposed to ask a question as well as answer one.
RPattz
Board Parasite
RPattz
Age: 36
Gender: Female
Posts: 38824
October 24th, 2007 at 09:45pm
Beat Up Car:
I hate idiots and this place seems to be crawling with them.


*le sigh*
theknitwhiz
Idiot
theknitwhiz
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 545
November 2nd, 2007 at 01:11am
dear billie joe,
do you think i could go down on you in the sand?

oral girl
lyrical_mess
Falling In Love With The Board
lyrical_mess
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 5278

Mibba Blog
November 2nd, 2007 at 02:13pm
Dear sexybillie,

Do you think you could stick to the rules of the thread and not be obscene or disgusting?

Sruti
viva_billiejoe!
Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie
viva_billiejoe!
Age: 70
Gender: Female
Posts: 38
November 17th, 2007 at 03:15am
Dear Billie Joe
How do you spike ur hair? And my neice keeps scratching up my cd's what should i do?
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