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The Doctor
Falling In Love With The Board
The Doctor
Age: 29
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Posts: 8785

Mibba Blog
November 9th, 2006 at 01:23pm
Dear Teh Emu,

I am Billie fucking Joe fucking Armstrong! HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A PUSSY! Hahaha, you are so off the list...

Anyway...

Marilyn Manson huh? Well, I'm up for it but I'll just need to see if he is hahaha.

Beej.

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Dear Bill,

Uhh...can I write you in as a dedication in my book?

A Poet.
iamkiller
Basket Case
iamkiller
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 19586

Mibba
November 9th, 2006 at 02:09pm
Dear A POET,

Uh, yeah. BECUASE YOU'RE TOXIC.

Love, Beej.

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Dear BJ,

I WON YOU ON A WISHBONE OMGyes When shall we devote ourselves?

Love, the Wishbone winner. Bitch
Kimsex
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Kimsex
Age: 27
Gender: Female
Posts: 13097

Mibba
November 9th, 2006 at 02:14pm
Dear The Wishbone Winner,

5 WORDS. TONIGHT, DUNKIN' DONUTS, MAKE MUNCHKINS

~~, Billie Joe.

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Dear Billie Joe.
If you could have a Threesome with any 2 people (not including Mike and Tre) Who would you fuck?

Sincerely,
The Sexpert
iamkiller
Basket Case
iamkiller
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 19586

Mibba
November 9th, 2006 at 02:24pm
Dear Sexpert,

Well. I'd combine the Moose and Kim tehe GIGGLE.

Love, Beej.


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Dear BJ,

A GUY LIKE YOU SHOULD WEAR A WARNING. YOU'RE DANGEROUS AND I WANT YOU.

Love, FEDX.
One Nut Wonder
Geek
One Nut Wonder
Age: 26
Gender: Female
Posts: 304

Mibba
November 9th, 2006 at 02:28pm
Dear Sexpert,

Gerard Way and Frank Iero are nice peices of ass. I think I'd fuck them. But, over all I'd choose Tre and Mike.

Love,
Billie Joe.
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Dear Beeje,
I have a problem with thinking my Green Day posters are staring at me when I'm changing. Should I take them down?

Love,
Poster Paranoia
iamkiller
Basket Case
iamkiller
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 19586

Mibba
November 9th, 2006 at 02:29pm
One Nut Wonder:
Dear Sexpert,

Gerard Way and Frank Iero are nice peices of ass. I think I'd fuck them. But, over all I'd choose Tre and Mike.

Love,
Billie Joe.
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Dear Beeje,
I have a problem with thinking my Green Day posters are staring at me when I'm changing. Should I take them down?

Love,
Poster Paranoia

You're supposed to pick the last one.
The Fool On The Hill
Had A Life Before GSB
The Fool On The Hill
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 26154
November 9th, 2006 at 02:31pm
iamkiller:
Dear Sexpert,

Well. I'd combine the Moose and Kim tehe GIGGLE.

Love, Beej.


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Dear BJ,

A GUY LIKE YOU SHOULD WEAR A WARNING. YOU'RE DANGEROUS AND I WANT YOU.

Love, FEDX.



Dear FEDX,
DAMN STRAIGHT I SHOULD WEAR A WARNING. Maybe I'll wear a leather thong around my neck to alert people of my ongoing hotness.

Love, Mr. BJ Armstrong

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Dear Joe,
Why are you so hot? If you and Taylor Hawkins had sex you'd have very hot babies. So do it now. Please? And feel free to invite me.

Sexily yours,
El
RPattz
Board Parasite
RPattz
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 38824
November 9th, 2006 at 02:31pm
Dear FEDX,

What do you think I have tattooed on my ass? ~~
IWANTYOURBODY

Love Beej

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Dearest Billie Joe,
How do you feel about people owning a pice of your ass eg. PDB or erm.. TTB ~~ Is there enough Beej love to go around?

Love Clinically retarded
One Nut Wonder
Geek
One Nut Wonder
Age: 26
Gender: Female
Posts: 304

Mibba
November 9th, 2006 at 02:34pm
iamkiller:
One Nut Wonder:
Dear Sexpert,

Gerard Way and Frank Iero are nice peices of ass. I think I'd fuck them. But, over all I'd choose Tre and Mike.

Love,
Billie Joe.
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Dear Beeje,
I have a problem with thinking my Green Day posters are staring at me when I'm changing. Should I take them down?

Love,
Poster Paranoia

You're supposed to pick the last one.

Some one got to it before me. They posted theirs while I was writing mine.
iamkiller
Basket Case
iamkiller
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 19586

Mibba
November 9th, 2006 at 02:36pm
greendayjunkie:
Dear FEDX,

What do you think I have tattooed on my ass? ~~
IWANTYOURBODY

Love Beej

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Dearest Billie Joe,
How do you feel about people owning a pice of your ass eg. PDB or erm.. TTB ~~ Is there enough Beej love to go around?

Love Clinically retarded


Dear Clinically retarded Babe,

Well, PDB was hawt. So HELL YEAH. Own me bitches, I'm a whore.

Love, Whore.

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Dear BJ,

Are you really a slut? RAWR.

Love, la whore.
One Nut Wonder
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One Nut Wonder
Age: 26
Gender: Female
Posts: 304

Mibba
November 9th, 2006 at 02:42pm
Dear la Whore,
I guess you could say that. I've been know to dress like a slut when I'm in drag.
Love,
Billie Joe
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Dear Billie,
I have an issue with running into things. The last time I ran into a wall it resorted in a serious injury. Can you help me stop running into things?
Love,
Accident Prone
The Doctor
Falling In Love With The Board
The Doctor
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 8785

Mibba Blog
November 9th, 2006 at 03:21pm
Dear Accident Prone

I'd suggest going to an optitian, or a detox centre

Bill.

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Dude, I had a dream that you did an Elvis and died on the toilet.
Anyway...uhh...have you any plans on doing that? O_o

Love Lollipop Loser
One Nut Wonder
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One Nut Wonder
Age: 26
Gender: Female
Posts: 304

Mibba
November 9th, 2006 at 03:26pm
Dear Lollipop Loser,
No I do not plan on dying on the toliet. I don't really plan on dying any time soon. I have a lot to live for.
Yours truly,
BJA
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Dear Beeje,
I have an issue with thinking my posters are staring at me and it freaks me out. I mean every where I go I see you, Tre, and Mike following me with your eyes. It scares the shit out of me. Do you have any suggestions to help me?
Love,
Poster Paranoia
Boosh Bananas
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Boosh Bananas
Age: 26
Gender: Female
Posts: 194
November 9th, 2006 at 03:59pm
dear poster paranoia,
just ignore it, i get this question all the time its just your insecurities about being watched if it gets really bad just take them down for awhile then when you feel you can deal with it again put them back up.
One Nut Wonder
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One Nut Wonder
Age: 26
Gender: Female
Posts: 304

Mibba
November 9th, 2006 at 04:22pm
Green Day Obssesed:
dear poster paranoia,
just ignore it, i get this question all the time its just your insecurities about being watched if it gets really bad just take them down for awhile then when you feel you can deal with it again put them back up.

you forgot to ask a question
Boosh Bananas
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Boosh Bananas
Age: 26
Gender: Female
Posts: 194
November 9th, 2006 at 04:28pm
dear Billie Joe,
my grandparents can't accept that i like rock music and hate my sense of drees style and say i'm turnig weird ever since i've been hanging around with my new friends what can i do?
love Green Day Obsessed
One Nut Wonder
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One Nut Wonder
Age: 26
Gender: Female
Posts: 304

Mibba
November 9th, 2006 at 04:42pm
Dear Green Day Obsessed,
Just do what you want to do. Don't let them dictate your life. You have to learn to live it with out their help.
Yours truly,
Billie Joe
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Dear Billie Joe,
My dad hates the fact that I like your band. He says he sings better than you and that your band sucks. What should I do to make him shut up?
Sincerly,
Dad Hater
One Nut Wonder
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One Nut Wonder
Age: 26
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Posts: 304

Mibba
November 9th, 2006 at 04:42pm
Dear Green Day Obsessed,
Just do what you want to do. Don't let them dictate your life. You have to learn to live it with out their help.
Yours truly,
Billie Joe
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Dear Billie Joe,
My dad hates the fact that I like your band. He says he sings better than you and that your band sucks. What should I do to make him shut up?
Sincerly,
Dad Hater
Sherlock
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Sherlock
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 35331
November 9th, 2006 at 04:50pm
Dearest Dad-Hater.

Tell your Dad he can kiss my ass, I have more talent in my tiny, perfectly straight little finger than he has in his whole body. I dont see him writing a number 1 album...

Bill

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Dear Billie,

I have finished watching the latest Season of 24 and now I feel empty and worthless. How will I fill this Jack Bauer shaped hole in my life? omgno

Yours, as always,

Dopefiend.
RPattz
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RPattz
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 38824
November 9th, 2006 at 04:54pm
Dear Dopefiend,

I maybe an expert on filling holes, but this I can not help you with, maybe watch some more Gilman sex, I was fucking cute back then.. and twitchy

Billiam

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Dear Billie Joe,
There is some people that annoy me to the point I wanna hurl abuse at them and tell them to stop being sad bitches, should I just let rip or do you have some anger control tips?

Fluffy.
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